Does anyone have a "barbefunkoramaque-to-english" translation guide?
I believe this is it:
The Legends
Salt George Clinton
Sugar Little Richard
Brown Sugar James Brown
Garlic (Specify Powder or Minced) Prince
Onion (Specify Powder or Minced) Rick James
Black Pepper Larry Graham
Red Pepper or Cayenne Bootsy Collins
Paprika Tina Turner
Bell Pepper Archie Bell
Sam Cooke Large Grained “Smokin Stuff”
Honey Taste of Honey
Corn Syrup (Dark only – there is no light) Jackie Wilson
Mustard (Specify Powder or Prepared) Fred Wesley
Worcestershire Sauce Sir Duke
Bacon B. B. King
Ketchup Sly Stone
Chili Powder Carlos Santana
Lemon Juice Chubby Checker
Mayonnaise Michael Jackson
Apple Cider Vinegar Aretha Franklin
Ginger Teena Marie
Butter George Benson
Peach Francine Barker
Richard Pryor Coke
Billy D. Williams Colt 45 or Equivalent
VERBS
To Smoke Smokey Robinson
To Roast Dark Closet and Some Sam
Cooke
Time of Cook Morris Day = Hours
The Time = Minutes
To Boil Mother Popcorn
To Simmer Philup Bailey
To Chill Cold Sweat
To Sautee Flashlight
Honey Golden Color
To Blend Make it Funky
To Baste or Mop Do the Camel Walk
To Marinate Overnight Boogie Night
Spoiled or nasty as in the opposite of Funky (Good) James Taylor
To Rest Hit It and Quit
Close the High Hat Up Put on a Lid
Back off your Mics (Microphones) Lower the Heat