Would you like to become a *CERTIFIED* MOINK Baller??? - Page 10

bigabyte · 03-12-2013, 10:03 AM

Or I paid Arlin to get rid of that other thread that kept bumping over my MOINK threads.

deguerre · 03-12-2013, 10:09 AM

Or, both.

deguerre · 03-13-2013, 01:03 PM

Still Q-Talk!

Pyrotech · 03-13-2013, 01:22 PM

My First time making MOINK balls...

bigabyte · 03-13-2013, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Pyrotech

My First time making MOINK balls...

I am using a different thread for the *OFFICIAL* MOINK Baller Certificates.
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/sh...d.php?t=155971

This thread here was more of a joke and was for the far less serious and thoroughly uncertified Unofficial MOINK Certificates, which I am no longer qualified to offer now that I'm all legit and certified and stuff. The unofficial certificates can not be created by anyone with any legitimacy, whatsoever, so as to preserve the integrity of their debauchery, something that once lost, is, well, it's something you just shouldn't mess with.

I will make you an *OFFICIAL* MOINK Baller Certificate for this and post the certificate in the other thread.

deguerre · 03-13-2013, 02:27 PM

Regardless, you STILL don't have any legitimacy Biggles.

bigabyte · 03-13-2013, 02:29 PM

Pyrotech, your certificate is here on this page...
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/sh...=155971&page=4

bigabyte · 03-13-2013, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deguerre

Regardless, you STILL don't have any legitimacy Biggles.

The power of The BBQ Grail compels you!

deguerre · 03-13-2013, 02:49 PM

Grail? We've already got one.

chicagokp · 03-13-2013, 04:35 PM

So, my unofficial certificate will be a collectors item!

Titch · 04-29-2021, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBQ Grail

The only person, outside the originator of the MOINK Ball, approved by the International MOINK Ball Appreciation Society as an official MOINK Ball Certified Certifier is Dan Chambers..

Chris that would make you an imposter. I'm reasonably sure the IMBAS would consider certifying you as an official MOINK Ball Certifier should you make proper application.

Until that happens Dan Chambers is the only person who may Certify MOINK Ball makers.

As important as Ginger is to the world of MOINK Balls she is no longer associated with the IMBAS. A fewest has her membership was revoked when she was caught using tofo bacon.

It is a shame that Ginger has been shunned but her mistake was far to grievous for the Board of Directors to overlook.

We look forward to you application for certification as a fully authorized MOINK Ball Certifier.

Sir Larry of Rocklin

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So, how do i go about getting a certificat?
link to Moinks here
https://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/s...d.php?t=291416

Do I need to chase up Dan?

03-12-2013, 10:03 AM	#136
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Or I paid Arlin to get rid of that other thread that kept bumping over my MOINK threads. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

03-12-2013, 10:09 AM	#137
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	Or, both. __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

03-13-2013, 01:03 PM	#138
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	Still Q-Talk! __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

03-13-2013, 02:27 PM	#141
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	Regardless, you STILL don't have any legitimacy Biggles. __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

03-13-2013, 02:29 PM	#142
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Pyrotech, your certificate is here on this page... http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/sh...=155971&page=4 __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

03-13-2013, 01:22 PM	#139
Pyrotech Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 06-07-12 Location: Austin Texas	My First time making MOINK balls...

03-13-2013, 02:49 PM	#144
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	Grail? We've already got one. __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

03-13-2013, 04:35 PM	#145
chicagokp Babbling Farker Join Date: 02-17-11 Location: Chicago north 'burbs IL	So, my unofficial certificate will be a collectors item! __________________ Shirley Fabrication 24x60 staightback cabinet + warmer Battle Box Midi UDS Weber Performer 22.5 Weber OTG WGA Charcoal Weber Genesis