jacob
Quintessential Chatty Farker
First the story (but you already knew that):biggrin:. Wife and her sister drove back to Georgia today to get daughter.
roll I stayed home sick today and had to make a marker for a family pet(wifes of 12 years) & and dig a big farking hole. Now remember I am sick, sick:roll:. I get all this done and just get back inside to cool off. There back a few minutes later and my peaceful day run for cover.
Any who, it wasn't 5 minutes and she hollered back to the office. Did you drink my last diet coke? Of course not, you know I don't like them things.:icon_blush: Well now I'm out she exclaimed and went to the bat cave to relax.
Being the considerate husband that I obviously am, I did around in my pockets and come up with 150.00. So I venture into the Bat cave ever so cautious. Hey baby here some money if you want to go to the store and pick up a few things and some drinks.(duck:biggrin. My back hurting I can't go she says. Well I can barely stand on my feet so I can't go either. So we begin the you'll give in before I do mod.:roll: I was determined to win this one!!!
Well it got later and later and she didn't even venture out into the early dusk of night. I thought Chit, I'm not going to win this one. So I get ready to go out for sodas and bread, usual stuff. Then it came too me, I teach her to send me out like this, especially when I am sick. So I decided I would buy stuff to cook outside on the smoker. I wanted burgers and Italian sausage. And the pron that follows is the results of my trip.
First make Fire
Cook some meat!!
Toast a bun and apply thin coat of hot bacon grease after toasting.
Add mayo.
Add maters
Add onion
Add pickles.
Add Lettuce
Add mild banana peppers
Add secret sauce:biggrin:
Add first layer of hamburger, cheese, bacon.
Repeat last step.
One more time
Apply cap and take picture.
And that brothers and sisters is why I am just now getting to eat my supper. Enjoy
roll I stayed home sick today and had to make a marker for a family pet(wifes of 12 years) & and dig a big farking hole. Now remember I am sick, sick:roll:. I get all this done and just get back inside to cool off. There back a few minutes later and my peaceful day run for cover.Any who, it wasn't 5 minutes and she hollered back to the office. Did you drink my last diet coke? Of course not, you know I don't like them things.:icon_blush: Well now I'm out she exclaimed and went to the bat cave to relax.
Being the considerate husband that I obviously am, I did around in my pockets and come up with 150.00. So I venture into the Bat cave ever so cautious. Hey baby here some money if you want to go to the store and pick up a few things and some drinks.(duck:biggrin
. My back hurting I can't go she says. Well I can barely stand on my feet so I can't go either. So we begin the you'll give in before I do mod.:roll: I was determined to win this one!!!Well it got later and later and she didn't even venture out into the early dusk of night. I thought Chit, I'm not going to win this one. So I get ready to go out for sodas and bread, usual stuff. Then it came too me, I teach her to send me out like this, especially when I am sick. So I decided I would buy stuff to cook outside on the smoker. I wanted burgers and Italian sausage. And the pron that follows is the results of my trip.
First make Fire
Cook some meat!!
Toast a bun and apply thin coat of hot bacon grease after toasting.
Add mayo.
Add maters
Add onion
Add pickles.
Add Lettuce
Add mild banana peppers
Add secret sauce:biggrin:
Add first layer of hamburger, cheese, bacon.
Repeat last step.
One more time
Apply cap and take picture.
And that brothers and sisters is why I am just now getting to eat my supper. Enjoy
