BBQ Brethren "Man Sized Meat" Throwdown! - Page 5

colonel00 · 10-12-2011, 08:49 PM

Wait, now I cannot slice an eggplant to cook it either

I give up

watertowerbbq · 10-12-2011, 08:55 PM

can a half chicken be entered?

Gore · 10-12-2011, 08:58 PM

Fark, even I know chicken isn't meat. I'm still trying to figure out why the eggplant doesn't qualify though.

Al Czervik · 10-12-2011, 09:22 PM

Da da da da... Eggplant Man is here to save the day...

How the fark can I be of assistance?

colonel00 · 10-12-2011, 09:23 PM

Hey Gore, do you have any good recipes for huge, DEAD, not mooing, oinking or baaahing, skinned and prepped farkin' huge hunk of eggplant meat?

bigabyte · 10-12-2011, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Al Czervik

Da da da da... Eggplant Man is here to save the day...

How the fark can I be of assistance?

You should hand out certificates to all the winners!

Al Czervik · 10-12-2011, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by bigabyte

You should hand out certificates to all the winners!

What is a certificate?

Gore · 10-12-2011, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by colonel00

Hey Gore, do you have any good recipes for huge, DEAD, not mooing, oinking or baaahing, skinned and prepped farkin' huge hunk of eggplant meat?

It's funny you should ask. I do have one special recipe that I haven't tried in a while. I have no idea what you'd call it, but it does involve one huge farkin' hunk of eggplant meat, ... and bacon

It even includes chicken, so that you can get your veggies at the same time. The details are outlined in this episode:

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/sh...ad.php?t=86971

It appears that Eggplant Man is here to save the day. Oh Eggplant Man, we are cooks in need of eggplant recipes. Can you suggest something special?

Moose · 10-12-2011, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bigabyte

You should hand out certificates to all the winners!

So you finally admit you're not sending us winners our certificates?

Gore · 10-12-2011, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Moose

So you finally admit you're not sending us winners our certificates?

Admit? A while back, maybe a year or two he told us that Smokin' Aussie Bill was in charge of providing us with really cool certificates with high tech, professional graphics. Bill's been turning these things out, but they keep getting lost in the mail apparently.

bigabyte · 10-12-2011, 10:04 PM

Certificates go out sporadically in random bursts of varying long intervals to possibly nobody in particular. So I can't say "never".

caseydog · 10-12-2011, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Redhot

How on earth did LARGE MANLY MEAT, just one portion of said meat, ever become a whole cow TD? Geesh, men are more complicated than I ever imagined...

Well, this is why men understand maps and women don't. Only a man could grasp the idea that one inch equals a mile.

CD

caseydog · 10-12-2011, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Gore

And I don't know exactly how they kill cows...

I thought that I had explained this already.

CD

Kenny Rogers · 10-12-2011, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by bigabyte

Grilling is fine. Things do not have to be smoked. They can be grilled or smoked. Gas and electric grills/smokers are fine. It's an open, inclusive BBQ contest, with the word BBQ encompassing what most sane people consider BBQ. The fringe that are excluded are crock pots and the like.

Does that include the BBQ pits made by crock pot?

colonel00 · 10-12-2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers

Does that include the BBQ pits made by crock pot?

Did you buy it? We could have a CPBP duel!

10-12-2011, 08:49 PM	#61
colonel00 Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-03-10 Location: Shawnee, KS	Wait, now I cannot slice an eggplant to cook it either I give up __________________ Brad [URL="https://www.instagram.com/bradsimmons00/"]Some of my photos on Instagram [/URL] [SIZE=1][I][COLOR=red]Proud owner of the PentaZero[/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] :whoo: [B][COLOR=red]WWWWFBBQADD[/COLOR][/B] [B]0 out of 1 members found this post helpful[/B] :thumb: “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

10-12-2011, 08:55 PM	#62
watertowerbbq is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 11-07-07 Location: Ankeny, IA	can a half chicken be entered? __________________ Matt Head Cook Water Tower BBQ Current: 2017 Yoder YS640 (2021), BWS Extended Party (2012), 14" WSM (2019, used, I have a problem) Previous: BWS Competitor (sold 2012), WSM - 18.5" (2009, sold 2011), WSM - 18.5" (2004, sold 2010) Superfast Orange Thermopen, Yellow MK4, Fireboard, Railroad Detective

10-12-2011, 08:58 PM	#63
Gore Phizzy Join Date: 10-05-08 Location: Hiding out from blood suck ghost snake gods, Nazis and scrap iron chefs trying to harvest body parts Name/Nickname : Gore (surprise!)	Fark, even I know chicken isn't meat. I'm still trying to figure out why the eggplant doesn't qualify though. __________________ Assistant to a Mad BBQ Scientist (and a squirrel): Primo Oval XL, Small Offset, Gasser, Optigrill, UBS "I love everything about the pig, even the way she walks." -- Spanish proverb (\__/) (='.'=) This is the rabbit baby. Invests him in yours signature, (")_(") and the help rabbit baby takes over control of the world! Hmmmm, I wonder, WWGALD? Avatar courtesy of Grillman and NorthwestBBQ Promoted by Bigabyte to "Idiot #1" , and dubbed "Phizzy" by Sir Ron.

10-12-2011, 09:22 PM	#64
Al Czervik somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-17-11 Location: 17h 45m 40.036 and -29° 00` 28.17 Name/Nickname : Scott/Mongo	Da da da da... Eggplant Man is here to save the day... How the fark can I be of assistance? __________________ Primo Oval XL, Weber Performer, Weber Genesis Gaser, ThermoWorks Smoke X4 w/ Billows, Gandalf Grey Thermapen ONE, Limited Edition Neutrino Fast Blue Thermapen Classic, Little Buddy ThermoPop *Zero Club Member* *qualifying in the 2011 Special Summer of Spam TD with the Coveted Double Ought...* (\__/) (='.'=) Avatar by Chalupa (")_(")

10-12-2011, 09:23 PM	#65
colonel00 Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-03-10 Location: Shawnee, KS	Hey Gore, do you have any good recipes for huge, DEAD, not mooing, oinking or baaahing, skinned and prepped farkin' huge hunk of eggplant meat? __________________ Brad [URL="https://www.instagram.com/bradsimmons00/"]Some of my photos on Instagram [/URL] [SIZE=1][I][COLOR=red]Proud owner of the PentaZero[/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] :whoo: [B][COLOR=red]WWWWFBBQADD[/COLOR][/B] [B]0 out of 1 members found this post helpful[/B] :thumb: “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

10-12-2011, 10:04 PM	#71
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Certificates go out sporadically in random bursts of varying long intervals to possibly nobody in particular. So I can't say "never". __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

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