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Q-talk *ON TOPIC ONLY* QUALITY ON TOPIC discussion of Backyard BBQ, grilling, equipment and outdoor cookin' . ** Other cooking techniques are welcomed for when your cookin' in the kitchen. Post your hints, tips, tricks & techniques, success, failures, but stay on topic and watch for that hijacking. |
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03-17-2013, 07:07 PM | #1 |
is one Smokin' Farker
Join Date: 10-10-12
Location: Wylie, TX
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You might be a BBQ addict if..
- While driving down the country road, every propane tank you see makes you assess it for Pit Potential.
- When driving down the road you see a large heard of cows and think "which one has the best marbling..." Please feel free to add
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03-17-2013, 07:16 PM | #2 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 08-28-11
Location: Waconia, MN
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- When at the zoo and your kid(s) see the hogs they proceed to turn around and say those look tasty dad!
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03-17-2013, 07:19 PM | #3 |
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Join Date: 06-24-07
Location: visalia, ca
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shoot, i thought that was normal. i can spot grills, especially webers going 60 that are sitting in someones backyard 100 yards away.
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03-17-2013, 07:28 PM | #4 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 04-16-12
Location: Trevor,wi
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what can I say
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03-17-2013, 07:51 PM | #6 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 05-19-11
Location: EAD
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When you hear how much a friends boat cost and think to yourself how many Vaults you could have for that.
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03-17-2013, 08:07 PM | #7 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-04-09
Location: Jonesboro,Tx
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You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl.
You might be a BBQ addict if getting Switches and Coal in your Christmas stocking makes you smile & giggle with delight. You might be a BBQ addict if you own more bottles of sauce & rub the you do socks.
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03-17-2013, 08:13 PM | #8 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 04-16-12
Location: Trevor,wi
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It's not how much they cost to buy It's the money you keep throwing into that hole in the water. Not to mention the idiots on the the water
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03-17-2013, 10:24 PM | #9 |
Take a breath!
Join Date: 06-12-12
Location: Hampshire, IL
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You might be a BBQ addict if..
[QUOTE=Bludawg;2411734]You might be a BBQ addict if while driving down the road the smell of smoke from someones fireplace chimney makes your stomach Growl.
Friend and teammate heats his house and shop off an outside wood boiler, everytime I think he's cooking its the boiler, I assume boiler and I get fed... You know you're a BBQ addict when you can't fall asleep at night because in your head you are thinking about what ya could have changed in the last cook..
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03-18-2013, 06:39 AM | #10 |
is Blowin Smoke!
Join Date: 03-11-12
Location: The "Poah" side of Madison Co. Mississippi
Name/Nickname : Dude
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You might be IF ....you can't be with your wife the day she has a knee replacement (son was there) cause you're waiting on your new (used) JAMBO is being delivered. Then after she is home recouping someone calls and asked where I was and she said "Oh he's probably outside HUMPING his new smoker!!".......all this being said my wife never said a thing about all this cause she KNOWS if I'm "humping" my smoker....she's not having to cook!!!!!!....hope no offense Cowgirl and Tish........true story
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Jambo stick burner (dedicated to my dad...Big John) / Weber kettle / Blue Rhino 36” griddle / Battle Grey Hunsaker drum. "When food is cooked in a kitchen people think how good it smells, when cooked outside it is intoxicating to their soul"..... The Dude Last edited by lastmajordude; 03-18-2013 at 06:47 AM.. Reason: addition |
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03-18-2013, 06:42 AM | #11 |
is Blowin Smoke!
Join Date: 03-11-12
Location: The "Poah" side of Madison Co. Mississippi
Name/Nickname : Dude
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Also you might be IF....You grin and smile saying good things about someone else's Que even if you taste lighter fluid, or they brag about ribs you can't taste cause they are SMOTHERED in sauce (we do dry rub) and cooked so long it becomes mush.....you might be IF you become a Que SNOB!!!!
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Jambo stick burner (dedicated to my dad...Big John) / Weber kettle / Blue Rhino 36” griddle / Battle Grey Hunsaker drum. "When food is cooked in a kitchen people think how good it smells, when cooked outside it is intoxicating to their soul"..... The Dude |
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03-18-2013, 06:51 AM | #12 |
is Blowin Smoke!
Join Date: 03-11-12
Location: The "Poah" side of Madison Co. Mississippi
Name/Nickname : Dude
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My last one I promise....you MIGHT be IF your parents could not BEAT you enough to make you study in High School but YET at 55 you spend literally YEARS studying this site and info and everything you can read to make sure you get the right stick burning offset.....I rest my case.......GUILTY AS CHARGED on all accounts....
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Jambo stick burner (dedicated to my dad...Big John) / Weber kettle / Blue Rhino 36” griddle / Battle Grey Hunsaker drum. "When food is cooked in a kitchen people think how good it smells, when cooked outside it is intoxicating to their soul"..... The Dude |
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03-18-2013, 06:54 AM | #13 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 07-01-12
Location: Fredericksburg, VA
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Re: You might be a BBQ addict if..
My wife is in early stages of labor right now and we will be leaving for the hospital in a few hours.
1. I'm already thinking about what I'm gonna cook to celebrate the new addition. 2. I'm talking about BBQ while my wife is in labor. Beat that! Chris Sent from my Nexus using Tapatalk 2
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03-18-2013, 07:49 AM | #14 |
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Join Date: 02-07-11
Location: brenham, texas
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You might be a BBQ addict if your wife makes you sell a cooker to get a cooker because you have so many.
You also might be a BBQ addict if you combine all the left over coals from all your other pits to BBQ in your smokey joe Because your out. |
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03-18-2013, 08:19 AM | #15 |
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Join Date: 02-28-11
Location: Savannah, Georgia
Name/Nickname : Chad
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-If you're driving down the road and see a tanker car on a train and think to yourself "that'd make one bad@$$ smoker."
-If your wife asks "why are you smoking another brisket this weekend?" And your (my) only answer is "cause I can."
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