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Oh, happy day! I am making this one a SPECIAL THROWDOWN!!!
Our new category is...
[size=+2]"Burgers!!!"[/size]
BobBrisket's winning entry from last year's 2010 Burger Throwdown!
...as chosen by High Q, the winner of the Crepe Throwdown!
Please make sure you make a Burger. The term "Burger" can be rather loosely defined, much the same way it can be loosely ground. Last year, we had someone try and enter a farking Chicken Sammich of all farking things, and all farking hell broke loose resulting in the "Great Chicken Sammich Debacle of 2010". I am hoping we do not have a repeat. So please don't enter any farking Chicken Sammiches!!! If you need a reference point, see here to last years Burger Throwdown thread...
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=82214
In case you need help knowing what the fark a farking burger is then you are probably a farking left-wing-liberal commie-pinko tree-huggin hemp-wearin camel-humpin climate-changin terrorist-kissin whale-savin Lenin-lovin Fidel-philanderin Che-shaggin PETA-partnerin lettuce-munchin meat-is-murderin vegan douchebag whose brain has succumbed to the transmissions of the super secret liberal cabal!
In that case, here is the definition of a "burger", as taken from Wikipedia, the foremost authority in all things food!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger
Please note that High Q has specifically requested that farking Chicken Sammiches are NOT allowed. In case you don't know what that is either, this is the definition of a Chicken Sammich from the world's foremost cooking authority, Wikipedia...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Sandwich
Because this is a category with such a long history on this site, and is very rich in lore and tradition, I am making this a SPECIAL Throwdown, and it will be open 1 week longer than normal. It will close on May 1st, which is May Day, which is also the international term used when airplanes are going down in flames and are calling for help. This seems very appropriate for this category after last year.
Because this one week extension will result in a week with no category chosen by a winner, someone needs to decide what that category will be. Please use the poll (to be posted soon) to indicate who you think should pick this category! This also means that because the winner of this Throwdown will NOT get to pick a category, which is tradition for Special Throwdowns. Instead, you will simply have the distinguished honor of being declared the winner of one of the few Special Throwdowns, and in this case a very special one, a farking BURGER Special Throwdown!
So, now that we have cleared that up and you farkers know EXACTLY what you can and can not do, LET'S GET IT ON!!!
Click here to read the rules for the BBQ Brethren Throwdown...
You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 4/15 through Sunday 5/1 (May Day...the irony is not lost on me).
Entry pictures must be submitted by Midnight Central US Time on Sunday night 5/1 (Mayday, mayday!).
By submitting entry photos to this Throwdown thread you are agreeing that you have read and understand the Throwdown Rules.
The voting will begin Monday 5/2 after I submit the "Vote" thread and will run through Friday 5/6. All votes will be public.
Don't forget, you can still enter the Mustard Throwdown until Sunday night 4/3 by midnight Central time.
Our next category will be decided by the winner of the Farking Mess Throwdown!
Best of luck and even better eats to all!
Our new category is...
[size=+2]"Burgers!!!"[/size]
BobBrisket's winning entry from last year's 2010 Burger Throwdown!
...as chosen by High Q, the winner of the Crepe Throwdown!
Please make sure you make a Burger. The term "Burger" can be rather loosely defined, much the same way it can be loosely ground. Last year, we had someone try and enter a farking Chicken Sammich of all farking things, and all farking hell broke loose resulting in the "Great Chicken Sammich Debacle of 2010". I am hoping we do not have a repeat. So please don't enter any farking Chicken Sammiches!!! If you need a reference point, see here to last years Burger Throwdown thread...
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=82214
In case you need help knowing what the fark a farking burger is then you are probably a farking left-wing-liberal commie-pinko tree-huggin hemp-wearin camel-humpin climate-changin terrorist-kissin whale-savin Lenin-lovin Fidel-philanderin Che-shaggin PETA-partnerin lettuce-munchin meat-is-murderin vegan douchebag whose brain has succumbed to the transmissions of the super secret liberal cabal!
In that case, here is the definition of a "burger", as taken from Wikipedia, the foremost authority in all things food!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger
Please note that High Q has specifically requested that farking Chicken Sammiches are NOT allowed. In case you don't know what that is either, this is the definition of a Chicken Sammich from the world's foremost cooking authority, Wikipedia...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_Sandwich
Because this is a category with such a long history on this site, and is very rich in lore and tradition, I am making this a SPECIAL Throwdown, and it will be open 1 week longer than normal. It will close on May 1st, which is May Day, which is also the international term used when airplanes are going down in flames and are calling for help. This seems very appropriate for this category after last year.
Because this one week extension will result in a week with no category chosen by a winner, someone needs to decide what that category will be. Please use the poll (to be posted soon) to indicate who you think should pick this category! This also means that because the winner of this Throwdown will NOT get to pick a category, which is tradition for Special Throwdowns. Instead, you will simply have the distinguished honor of being declared the winner of one of the few Special Throwdowns, and in this case a very special one, a farking BURGER Special Throwdown!
So, now that we have cleared that up and you farkers know EXACTLY what you can and can not do, LET'S GET IT ON!!!
Click here to read the rules for the BBQ Brethren Throwdown...
You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 4/15 through Sunday 5/1 (May Day...the irony is not lost on me).
Entry pictures must be submitted by Midnight Central US Time on Sunday night 5/1 (Mayday, mayday!).
By submitting entry photos to this Throwdown thread you are agreeing that you have read and understand the Throwdown Rules.
The voting will begin Monday 5/2 after I submit the "Vote" thread and will run through Friday 5/6. All votes will be public.
Don't forget, you can still enter the Mustard Throwdown until Sunday night 4/3 by midnight Central time.
Our next category will be decided by the winner of the Farking Mess Throwdown!
Best of luck and even better eats to all!
:lalala:
