N8man
Babbling Farker
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now help me here, being all backwoods and educational lacking that i am,
which half do i get drunk?
how to decide the lucky half?
and exactly what would that luck actually be?
lucky that no drank was taken?
or lucky to be on the road to soused?
and what if i want to mix it up a bit?
what if i divide the halves into quarters?
can i pick and choose which quarter takes a drank?
and speaking of, or not,(wink wink nod nod) what if,
hypothetically, one happened to be in possible possession
of an adult beverage, not commonly or widely available for purchase on local merchant's shelves, and managed, albeit through a great deal of higher mathematical reasoning and preponderance of said mythical high octane elixir imbibed during the long division, to pick the quarters that received said drank, how could one then reasonably use this knowledge, and altered state of being, to cook brisket like drunken chicken?
thrice way drunken half cooked long divisional preponderances of brisket like drunken chicken sounds pretty doggone good....and crunchy...hmmmmmmmmmm
Edit....
after thinking on it, and because my last entry into a throwdown was a chicken quarter,
which earned me the highly coveted "zero", thank you very much, I believe this could
be a good strategy in continuation of chicken quarters entries ......zeros rawk baybay!!!!
which half do i get drunk?
how to decide the lucky half?
and exactly what would that luck actually be?
lucky that no drank was taken?
or lucky to be on the road to soused?
and what if i want to mix it up a bit?
what if i divide the halves into quarters?
can i pick and choose which quarter takes a drank?
and speaking of, or not,(wink wink nod nod) what if,
hypothetically, one happened to be in possible possession
of an adult beverage, not commonly or widely available for purchase on local merchant's shelves, and managed, albeit through a great deal of higher mathematical reasoning and preponderance of said mythical high octane elixir imbibed during the long division, to pick the quarters that received said drank, how could one then reasonably use this knowledge, and altered state of being, to cook brisket like drunken chicken?
thrice way drunken half cooked long divisional preponderances of brisket like drunken chicken sounds pretty doggone good....and crunchy...hmmmmmmmmmm
Edit....
after thinking on it, and because my last entry into a throwdown was a chicken quarter,
which earned me the highly coveted "zero", thank you very much, I believe this could
be a good strategy in continuation of chicken quarters entries ......zeros rawk baybay!!!!
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