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05-31-2008, 10:44 PM | #1 |
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Join Date: 12-30-06
Location: Dalton Georgia
Name/Nickname : Bobby
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Step By Step Instructions (pron)
First the story (but you already knew that). Wife and her sister drove back to Georgia today to get daughter.() I stayed home sick today and had to make a marker for a family pet(wifes of 12 years) & and dig a big farking hole. Now remember I am sick, sick. I get all this done and just get back inside to cool off. There back a few minutes later and my peaceful day run for cover.
Any who, it wasn't 5 minutes and she hollered back to the office. Did you drink my last diet coke? Of course not, you know I don't like them things. Well now I'm out she exclaimed and went to the bat cave to relax. Being the considerate husband that I obviously am, I did around in my pockets and come up with 150.00. So I venture into the Bat cave ever so cautious. Hey baby here some money if you want to go to the store and pick up a few things and some drinks.(duck). My back hurting I can't go she says. Well I can barely stand on my feet so I can't go either. So we begin the you'll give in before I do mod. I was determined to win this one!!! Well it got later and later and she didn't even venture out into the early dusk of night. I thought Chit, I'm not going to win this one. So I get ready to go out for sodas and bread, usual stuff. Then it came too me, I teach her to send me out like this, especially when I am sick. So I decided I would buy stuff to cook outside on the smoker. I wanted burgers and Italian sausage. And the pron that follows is the results of my trip. First make Fire Cook some meat!! Toast a bun and apply thin coat of hot bacon grease after toasting. Add mayo. Add maters Add onion Add pickles. Add Lettuce Add mild banana peppers Add secret sauce Add first layer of hamburger, cheese, bacon. Repeat last step. One more time Apply cap and take picture. And that brothers and sisters is why I am just now getting to eat my supper. Enjoy
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05-31-2008, 10:46 PM | #2 |
Knows what a fatty is.
Join Date: 05-24-08
Location: Des Moines, Iowa
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holy bionic-burger batman!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
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05-31-2008, 10:48 PM | #3 |
Knows what a fatty is.
Join Date: 05-30-08
Location: Iowa
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now that’s a sandwich right there
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05-31-2008, 11:05 PM | #4 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 12-03-05
Location: Colorado
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I want one......Ok maybe Two....
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05-31-2008, 11:10 PM | #5 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 08-11-03
Location: Rocklin, CA
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Did you wash it down with a "leaded" soda? Looks mighty tasty.
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05-31-2008, 11:11 PM | #6 |
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Join Date: 08-11-03
Location: Long Island, NY
Name/Nickname : Phil
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next your gonna say ya did that in one bite right?
;)
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05-31-2008, 11:38 PM | #7 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 01-24-08
Location: Southern Arizona Desert
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Got to love it, the ultimate monster burger. Looks Great!
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05-31-2008, 11:58 PM | #8 |
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Join Date: 08-02-07
Location: Cozad, Nebraska
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Leave me alone. I had a damn good brisket that no one could see because Wyatt rigged the damned camera.
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06-01-2008, 07:01 AM | #10 |
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Join Date: 12-30-06
Location: Dalton Georgia
Name/Nickname : Bobby
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Yep it was pretty good, but eating the thing took some effort.
Just wait til you see what I do with tha Sausage.
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06-01-2008, 07:40 AM | #11 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 12-22-05
Location: Pinellas Park, Fl.
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Now that's a burger!!!
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06-01-2008, 07:48 AM | #12 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-01-07
Location: Southeastern Pa
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Let me get this right....
Bacon grease, mayo, and special sauce... I can feel my arteries closing up as I type this... Oh yeah - that looks AWSOME!!!!
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06-01-2008, 07:52 AM | #13 |
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Join Date: 12-30-06
Location: Dalton Georgia
Name/Nickname : Bobby
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Now you know if it wasn't capable of killing you dead it would have tasted like chit.
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06-01-2008, 07:57 AM | #14 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 03-03-07
Location: Jonesboro Arkansas
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That is one big burger.
What did you reinforce the bottom bun with ?
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06-01-2008, 08:10 AM | #15 |
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Join Date: 12-01-06
Location: Fernandina Beach FL
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Now that is what I call a burger!!!
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