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BBQ Brethren Throwdowns Join us in the backyard for a fun bi-weekly photo contest and show off your BBQ creations! New categories are posted every other week, plus a special monthly category. Winners earn bragging rights, a Throwdown Certificate, prizes, and the chance to choose the next category. Some of our most talked about cooking techniques and recipes were given birth in the Throwdowns! |
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05-08-2012, 08:53 AM | #1 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 05-10-06
Location: Overland Fark, KS
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BBQ Brethren SPECIAL - "Cook it like Camel-Toe Elvis" Throwdown!
Al Czervik sent me a PM suggesting this as a special TD category. I simply could not ignore it once the seed was planted in my head.
The idea for this one is to cook a dish that Camel-Toe Elvis would like to eat. Whether you prefer to cook for Camel-Toe Elvis in his leaner, earlier years... ...or in his later, more plump years... ...the goal is the same. Cook a meal fit for...The KING!!! Here are the rules... 1. The dish must feature an item that you think Camel-Toe Elvis would like to eat. 2. The item must be Grilled or Smoked during the cooking process, or feature Grilled or Smoked ingredients in a prominent manner. 3. Submitted dishes must be cooked during the time beginning Friday 5/11 and ending Sunday 5/20. 4. All pics (any number) must be submitted by 6am Central Time on Monday 5/21. 5. You are allowed to make multiple entries if you wish, but only one picture per dish will be used for voting, so please specify which one you want used in each entry, otherwise I will choose and my decision will be final. 6. You are allowed to touch up your photos for clarity, or to add the dish/item to a more interesting background if you like. 7. By posting your photos, you are granting consent for your photo to be reused for other BBQ Brethren related postings or materials. 8. Any joke photos, or photos of past creations you wish to show off must have a disclaimer stating that the photo is not intended to be included in the Vote thread. 9. If you have any problems with any of the entries, believing them not to be qualified for any reason, DO NOT COMPLAIN TO ME! Instead, please use the ***VOTE*** thread and exercise your power of voting against those entries. Any complaints posted in any Throwdown thread, or directed to me via any other means will be ignored. 10. If I find an entry to have violated these simple rules, I reserve the right to disqualify that entry. 11. As at any neighborhood block party, the kids are present and part of the festivities, so please keep your posts family friendly. 12. Team entries are allowed. Please specify the team name when submitting your entry. Now quit rubberneckin' baby, and GET COOKIN'!!!
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05-08-2012, 08:54 AM | #2 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 08-06-10
Location: Stuart, Fl
Name/Nickname : Mike
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OMG! He just won't go away.
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05-08-2012, 09:09 AM | #3 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 04-26-10
Location: Memphis, TN
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Mmm, grilled peanut butter and nanner samiches!
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]Michele [FONT=Arial]>^..^<[/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]22" OTS "Dirty Girl"[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Weber Performer/Cajun Bandit "Cajun Queen"[/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]GOSM "Bubba Q", Stovetop Smoker "Lazy Girl", ET-73[/FONT][/FONT] [B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]Avatar by NorthwestBBQ[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] |
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05-08-2012, 09:11 AM | #4 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-15-09
Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL
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Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog |
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05-08-2012, 09:15 AM | #5 |
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Join Date: 06-03-10
Location: Shawnee, KS
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If Zombie-AB-MK-CT-Elvis likes peanut butter and nanners then surely he likes twinkies and SPAM
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05-08-2012, 09:16 AM | #6 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 05-10-06
Location: Overland Fark, KS
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...don't forget the bacon!
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05-08-2012, 09:21 AM | #7 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 10-16-10
Location: Culver City, CA
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How do you keep pills from falling through the grate?
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05-08-2012, 09:50 AM | #8 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-15-09
Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL
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And just where does the toilet figure in?
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Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog |
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05-08-2012, 10:00 AM | #9 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 10-12-08
Location: Gallatin, TN
Name/Nickname : Richard
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I have a feeling a very hot and large Tilapia is going to be making a special guest appearance!
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05-08-2012, 10:03 AM | #10 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-15-09
Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL
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Three eyed, please.
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Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog |
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05-08-2012, 10:34 AM | #11 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 06-23-10
Location: NorCal
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I just had this farker over for arrachera tacos and I ended up throwing him on my lump. How could I have known some whack-a-doodle was going to call a special TD with him. Maybe he wont remember, all I know is I'm not gonna kiss his AB.
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05-08-2012, 11:00 AM | #12 |
Phizzy
Join Date: 10-05-08
Location: Hiding out from blood suck ghost snake gods, Nazis and scrap iron chefs trying to harvest body parts
Name/Nickname : Gore (surprise!)
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OK Al, let's get this all out of your system and then I NEVER want to see these pictures again! OK? I'm thankful this is only running two weeks. It'll be a LONG two weeks, but at least it's not until the end of the world.
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05-08-2012, 11:35 AM | #13 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 08-02-10
Location: Santa Poco.
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There he is again.
The dude with the see-thru pants.
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05-08-2012, 11:38 AM | #14 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 05-17-11
Location: 17h 45m 40.036 and -29° 00` 28.17
Name/Nickname : Scott/Mongo
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NEVER? As in never ever? That's a pretty tall order but I will do my best... I'll need help from a couple of other farkers (they know who they are) not to prime the pump though.
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05-08-2012, 11:47 AM | #15 |
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Join Date: 06-03-10
Location: Shawnee, KS
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I would much rather enter this potential CT Elvis
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