Marriage on the Rocks???

16Adams · Dec 9, 2013

Wife just declared every Monday through the end of the year as Veggie Mondays. I know it's only three meals out of 21. I knew something was wrong when instead of regular strong coffee this morning, she handed me Celestial Seasonings decaf no sugar Chai Tea. I've got a 11# packer ready to go, and Tuesday starts at midnight.

Q Junkie · Dec 9, 2013

She is clearly trying to kill you.

cowgirl · Dec 9, 2013

lol Probably not a bad idea for all of us!

peeps · Dec 9, 2013

Coffee ain't no damn meat I ever heard of!!!!! :mad2:

dwfisk · Dec 9, 2013

I know beef and pork is meat, but chicken and fish are veggies, right?

kds9547 · Dec 9, 2013

Veggie? What dat is?

ShencoSmoke · Dec 9, 2013

I think its time to stuff a baked potato with sausage. Core it out with an 1 1/2" paddle bit and fill it up, she will never know...

krek · Dec 9, 2013

If it can't do math, it's a vegetable.

BMCSRET · Dec 9, 2013

Taking vegetables away from animals that eat them so they can grow up for us to cook. Just wrong...

CarterK · Dec 9, 2013

Is she trying to turn you into one of those scrawny vegetarian fellas? She'll come to her senses.

mytmouz · Dec 9, 2013

I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...

RevZiLLa · Dec 9, 2013

Time to divert to a BBQ joint on the way home on Mondays

Bludawg · Dec 9, 2013

Did she slip on the ice and land on her head? Maybe you can return her as defective and get a refund then buy a side of beef.

lastmajordude · Dec 9, 2013

Something about this post made me crack up....!!!!!!! good luck bro!!!!!!:laugh:

popeye · Dec 9, 2013

mytmouz said:
I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...

amen to that i have to do coffee in the morning .. Wife won't even talk to be till i have at least one cup

Smoke Dawg · Dec 9, 2013

Better check CL to see if she posted your smoker and grills

cholloway · Dec 9, 2013

Old Chinese saying: "You are what you eat" - Sum Dam Ful

dadsr4 · Dec 9, 2013

16Adams said:
Wife just declared every Monday through the end of the year as Veggie Mondays. I know it's only three meals out of 21. I knew something was wrong when instead of regular strong coffee this morning, she handed me Celestial Seasonings decaf no sugar Chai Tea. I've got a 11# packer ready to go, and Tuesday starts at midnight.

It sounds to me like she wants to keep you around for a while longer. Must be love.

Pyle's BBQ · Dec 9, 2013

Sounds like Toast needs to do an intervention.

funugy · Dec 9, 2013

She must look damn good for ya to put up with that:razz:

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