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Old 03-26-2014, 12:39 PM   #46
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Well Mardi Ha Ha Ha.
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Old 03-26-2014, 12:51 PM   #47
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When you see the grumpy kitty, it means:

A. "I am not amused."
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C. "What the hell is wrong with you people"?
D. A & B
E. B & C
F. A & C
G. All of the above
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Old 03-26-2014, 12:54 PM   #48
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Old 03-26-2014, 12:56 PM   #49
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I called the food police, and a steak is not considered cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 5000 degrees.
Farkin food police, knowing them that's probably 5000 degrees Kelvin.
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Old 03-26-2014, 12:56 PM   #50
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When you see the grumpy kitty, it means:

A. I hate MOOSE.
B. No. Seriously. MOOSE are bad.
C. I really Really REALLY really really hate MOOSE.
D. A & B
E. B & C
F. A & C
G. All of the above
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:04 PM   #51
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What if you have a chimney, with the grate on top and the cake on top of that grate, then another LIT chimney on top of the chimney/grate/cake? It's being cooked on a grate on that chimney then.
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:08 PM   #52
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And how about a small pebble?
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:10 PM   #53
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What if you have a chimney, with the grate on top and the cake on top of that grate, then another LIT chimney on top of the chimney/grate/cake? It's being cooked on a grate on that chimney then.
Hmmm...

I never thought of that.

I don't see anything in the rules that would disallow it though.
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:11 PM   #54
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I hope the beefsteaks don't jump the chimney on this TD...
Too late...
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:12 PM   #55
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And how about a small pebble?
No thanks. Find someone else to get your rocks off your hands.
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What if you have a chimney, with the grate on top and the cake on top of that grate, then another LIT chimney on top of the chimney/grate/cake? It's being cooked on a grate on that chimney then.
Just don't leave the cake out in the rain...
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:17 PM   #58
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Hmmm...

I never thought of that.

I don't see anything in the rules that would disallow it though.
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:19 PM   #59
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Old 03-26-2014, 01:26 PM   #60
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