bigabyte
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Yeah, I'm leaning towards Team Noob again.
SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!
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Brother Matt
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Daaaaaammmmmmmnnnnnn Shizz. I'd hit that for sure!
Well, Herr Admiral, with the new Noobian uniforms now ready, you'll look awfully smart in one of these with your Noobian companions:
Do you really want to abandon the entire Farkanaut Fleet for this?
Think carefully...I know it's tempting, but I know you'll make it Tso in the end.
:twitch:
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Arg1129
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Noob pork incendiary!!! (Official entry)
Noob's stand clear, I got an incendiary device of the baby-back kind and I plan on using it...:flame:
So here is what I cooked up for those farkenauts... First I started with some backs. Then I smothered them in a fiery blend of chipotle, adobo,fresh garlic, lime, honey, and a bit of rib rub... I let the beast sit overnight so the burn could work its way into the delivery device...
Then I readied my secrete weapon letting it run at 225 scorching degrees... Placed the backs on it and let my pit-master watch over it intensely...
But my little pit-master loves her some chicken, so I had to get some ready for her too...
After working the backs two hours with just the incendiary rub, two hours foiled with a touch of apple juice and Jack Daniel's, I smothered them in some Stub's BBQ sauce that I blended the remainder of the can of chipotle and adobo into...
Once that fiery concoction was seared into the backs they were ready for launch and boy were they good...
PS sorry there is no plating pics. The ribs were taken to the in-laws for our dinner and disappeared before I could snap a pic...:boom:
Noob's stand clear, I got an incendiary device of the baby-back kind and I plan on using it...:flame:
So here is what I cooked up for those farkenauts... First I started with some backs. Then I smothered them in a fiery blend of chipotle, adobo,fresh garlic, lime, honey, and a bit of rib rub... I let the beast sit overnight so the burn could work its way into the delivery device...
Then I readied my secrete weapon letting it run at 225 scorching degrees... Placed the backs on it and let my pit-master watch over it intensely...
But my little pit-master loves her some chicken, so I had to get some ready for her too...
After working the backs two hours with just the incendiary rub, two hours foiled with a touch of apple juice and Jack Daniel's, I smothered them in some Stub's BBQ sauce that I blended the remainder of the can of chipotle and adobo into...
Once that fiery concoction was seared into the backs they were ready for launch and boy were they good...
PS sorry there is no plating pics. The ribs were taken to the in-laws for our dinner and disappeared before I could snap a pic...:boom:
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rgrizzle
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noobies are showing a taste of the shock n awe. the finally will be coming.
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2 very serious entries there!
How's everyone going Vets! Do you think we've lulled them into a false sense of security yet???:wink:
How's everyone going Vets! Do you think we've lulled them into a false sense of security yet???:wink:
bigabyte
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The schwartz is strong with some of these Noobians...
deguerre
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FARK!!! 21 pages already????
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Well, Herr Admiral, with the new Noobian uniforms now ready, you'll look awfully smart in one of these with your Noobian companions:
Do you really want to abandon the entire Farkanaut Fleet for this?
Think carefully...I know it's tempting, but I know you'll make it Tso in the end.
:twitch:
I'm thinking Biggie might lead them all in a feint with this disguise
fingerlickin'
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This is my new favorite thread, but I'm on vacation, I'll check back later, but count me in. :thumb: Team geezer. :-D
seadad9903
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Improvised Edible Delishiousness from the Farking Noobian Alliance (official entry)
Dread Swashbuckler Seadad be lobbing this IED at the SS Geritol
The components assembled. the beef was marinating in a special secret sauce to enhance the flavor explosiveness, & some of the onions and portobellas got wrapped in bacon to add to the distractive power
the IEDs assembled, ready for the final step, application of heat!
From past experience, I, Dread Swashbuckler Seadad, have learned that heating at a consistent rate for a :tape: secret amount of time will ensure maximum potency.
The Dread Swashbuckler Seadad got hungry, so brats were added too
Fark!!! Fire on the poop deck!!!!!!!!!
The IEDs plated and ready for delivery!!!!
Take that you scurvy veterans! (I have some limes as well to help you with the whole scurvy thing)
Use this picture, Herr Grand Admiral Bigabyte
Dread Swashbuckler Seadad be lobbing this IED at the SS Geritol
The components assembled. the beef was marinating in a special secret sauce to enhance the flavor explosiveness, & some of the onions and portobellas got wrapped in bacon to add to the distractive power
the IEDs assembled, ready for the final step, application of heat!
From past experience, I, Dread Swashbuckler Seadad, have learned that heating at a consistent rate for a :tape: secret amount of time will ensure maximum potency.
The Dread Swashbuckler Seadad got hungry, so brats were added too
Fark!!! Fire on the poop deck!!!!!!!!!
The IEDs plated and ready for delivery!!!!
Take that you scurvy veterans! (I have some limes as well to help you with the whole scurvy thing)
Use this picture, Herr Grand Admiral Bigabyte
Kathy's Smokin'
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Nice snacks, Noobs. I'll be cooking with wood for ya this afternoon.
buccaneer
somebody shut me the fark up.
Whispers "what a noob...that pasta isn't cooked, look, it's as hard as wooden sticks!"
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deguerre
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Here we go!
seadad9903
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shhhhhhhhhhh........................that's the secret. I'm going to leave it out for the geriatrics, they'll eat it thinking it's noodles (gotta protect the gums, ya know), and get splinters! it's genius
Brother Matt
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Arg, those ribs look farkin' delicious! Nice cook man!
Seadad, holy crap, I seriously LOL'ed that while your Q was on fire you took the time to take a pic. I think we are all sick! I LOVE it! Awesome post Brother, did you save me a skewer? I'm hungry.
Seadad, holy crap, I seriously LOL'ed that while your Q was on fire you took the time to take a pic. I think we are all sick! I LOVE it! Awesome post Brother, did you save me a skewer? I'm hungry.
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Arg1129
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thank you Brother, suffice to say it is a success because of the brethren. It is only my second attempt with ribs. The first was a crash and burn, but after a lot of reading on this site the second turned out beyond my expectations.
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