Hawgsnheifers
Take a breath!
OK, so I'm out watering the plants this evening when my next door neighbor, who had bought 5 pounds of my BBQ brisket for his sons high scool graduation this year, announces his daugher is getting married in June of 07. You probably already see where this is going. Anyway, she loved my Q so the neighbor say's , "can you cater the wedding reception? There will be about 400".
At this point my common sense told me to drop the hose and run away as fast as I could. But this stupid Farkin dumb chit, won't back down from a challange idiot inside my head, (yes the same one that will not ask for directions) made me say, "sure, no problem". So now I'm on the hook for doing this guy's daughters meal for her most important day.
Mrs Hawgnheifers thinks I have completly lost my mind, which now in retrospect, I believe my mind was DOA earlier when I committed. She thinks I should be committed.
Anway, knowing you all out there that cater have all the answers, It's time to share what you know with your Brother here so I can pull this off. I do have some time to get prepared since it's 11 months away. Maby if I start smoking now, I will have it all done by then.
Oh Fark...What the hell did I get myself into???
Here are my questions:
1. How much meat per person do I figure?
2. They want 2 meats and 2 sides, BBQ beef and pulled pork and buns and plates and table service and 2 sides, coleslaw and beans and sweat tea. What the hell do I charge per head?
That's enough right there for now..
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! :icon_smil :icon_smil :icon_smil :icon_smil :icon_smil
At this point my common sense told me to drop the hose and run away as fast as I could. But this stupid Farkin dumb chit, won't back down from a challange idiot inside my head, (yes the same one that will not ask for directions) made me say, "sure, no problem". So now I'm on the hook for doing this guy's daughters meal for her most important day.
Mrs Hawgnheifers thinks I have completly lost my mind, which now in retrospect, I believe my mind was DOA earlier when I committed. She thinks I should be committed.
Anway, knowing you all out there that cater have all the answers, It's time to share what you know with your Brother here so I can pull this off. I do have some time to get prepared since it's 11 months away. Maby if I start smoking now, I will have it all done by then.
Oh Fark...What the hell did I get myself into???
Here are my questions:
1. How much meat per person do I figure?
2. They want 2 meats and 2 sides, BBQ beef and pulled pork and buns and plates and table service and 2 sides, coleslaw and beans and sweat tea. What the hell do I charge per head?
That's enough right there for now..
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!! :icon_smil :icon_smil :icon_smil :icon_smil :icon_smil