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BBQ Brethren Throwdowns Join us in the backyard for a fun bi-weekly photo contest and show off your BBQ creations! New categories are posted every other week, plus a special monthly category. Winners earn bragging rights, a Throwdown Certificate, prizes, and the chance to choose the next category. Some of our most talked about cooking techniques and recipes were given birth in the Throwdowns! |
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12-27-2010, 08:53 PM | #76 |
Full Fledged Farker
Join Date: 11-05-09
Location: Snellville, GA
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Crispy the MOINKman
Apologies to Larry....
Felt, I needed to change the tired old Frosty Tale to something more pertinent and barbeque-y. So here's our Christmas treat for Santa avec modified tune. Crispy the MOINKman is a juicy yummy treat, With a bacon wrap and a dry rub shake, And a body made of meat. Crispy the MOINKman is a fairy tale they say, He was made of beef but the Brethren know how he smoked to life one day There must have been some magic in that Bacon wrap they bound For when they skewered it on his head The taste began to astound O, Crispy the MOINKman Is as tasty as could be, And the Brethren say he gets served On a tray, sauced for you and me. MOINKety MOINK MOINK, MOINKety MOINK MOINK, Look at Crispy fry. MOINKety MOINK MOINK, MOINKety MOINK MOINK, under a rub that’s dry. Crispy the MOINKman knew The grill was hot that day So he said, “Over done is not a home run watch before I burn away.” Down to the smoker With a toothpick in his head Rolling here and there in his tupperware saying Cook me if you can. He starts to brown, sizzle a sound and even made a pop. And he’d only crisped a moment when You heard him holler "Stop!" Crispy the MOINKman Was delicious in his way But he waved goodbye saying “Don't you cry, You’ll spell me right some day MOINKety MOINK MOINK, MOINKety MOINK MOINK, Look at Crispy fry. MOINKety MOINK MOINK, MOINKety MOINK MOINK, under a rub that’s dry. |
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12-27-2010, 10:05 PM | #77 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 05-10-06
Location: Overland Fark, KS
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Has anyone alerted the media? This is gonna be huge!
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12-27-2010, 10:09 PM | #78 |
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Join Date: 12-09-04
Location: Wandering, but not lost
Name/Nickname : Captain Ron
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I'm sorry, but Crispy look more than a little creepy
Great entry, though
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12-27-2010, 11:24 PM | #79 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 05-03-06
Location: Ventura, CA
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Here is my entry. I cooked this on an ECB I got for $30 at Home Depot in Colorado at the GF's parental unit's abode!
Beef TenderLOin
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12-28-2010, 09:36 AM | #80 |
Phizzy
Join Date: 10-05-08
Location: Hiding out from blood suck ghost snake gods, Nazis and scrap iron chefs trying to harvest body parts
Name/Nickname : Gore (surprise!)
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MOINKety MOINK MOINK,
MOINKety MOINK MOINK, Look at Crispy fry. MOINKety MOINK MOINK, MOINKety MOINK MOINK, under a rub that’s dry. I'm going to be singing that all day long!
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Assistant to a Mad BBQ Scientist (and a squirrel): Primo Oval XL, Small Offset, Gasser, Optigrill, UBS "I love everything about the pig, even the way she walks." -- Spanish proverb (\__/) (='.'=) This is the rabbit baby. Invests him in yours signature, (")_(") and the help rabbit baby takes over control of the world! Hmmmm, I wonder, WWGALD? Avatar courtesy of Grillman and NorthwestBBQ Promoted by Bigabyte to "Idiot #1" , and dubbed "Phizzy" by Sir Ron. |
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12-28-2010, 10:04 AM | #81 |
Phizzy
Join Date: 10-05-08
Location: Hiding out from blood suck ghost snake gods, Nazis and scrap iron chefs trying to harvest body parts
Name/Nickname : Gore (surprise!)
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I do hope you're not getting crabby again.
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Assistant to a Mad BBQ Scientist (and a squirrel): Primo Oval XL, Small Offset, Gasser, Optigrill, UBS "I love everything about the pig, even the way she walks." -- Spanish proverb (\__/) (='.'=) This is the rabbit baby. Invests him in yours signature, (")_(") and the help rabbit baby takes over control of the world! Hmmmm, I wonder, WWGALD? Avatar courtesy of Grillman and NorthwestBBQ Promoted by Bigabyte to "Idiot #1" , and dubbed "Phizzy" by Sir Ron. |
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12-28-2010, 10:04 AM | #82 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 07-15-09
Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL
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12-29-2010, 11:45 PM | #83 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 07-05-09
Location: Aurora, Colo.
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