BBQ Rules...Its a man's game.

cowgirl said:

then there are some of us that have to do it all.....

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MariettaSmoker said:

BBQ RULES
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine....
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts..

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!

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BBQ Grail said:

Or maybe just pretend you do! :twisted:

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River City Smokehouse said:

I only wish it was like that at my house. Here is that way it goes.....
1) I do it all
2) She says...."When we gonna eat, I'm hungry?"

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River City Smokehouse said:

I only wish it was like that at my house. Here is that way it goes.....
1) I do it all
2) She says...."When we gonna eat, I'm hungry?"

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cowgirl said:

then there are some of us that have to do it all.....

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Smoke Samurai said:

Totally agree... however, I would make it clear that she is to purchase everything for the event EXCEPT the meat, which requires a SPECIAL trip to the store to make sure that the cut of meat is perfect. Also, make sure when you receive compliments that you point out that you made that "special" trip to the store to find that perfect cut of meat.

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River City Smokehouse said:

I only wish it was like that at my house. Here is that way it goes.....
1) I do it all
2) She says...."When we gonna eat, I'm hungry?"

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River City Smokehouse said:

I only wish it was like that at my house. Here is that way it goes.....
1) I do it all
2) She says...."When we gonna eat, I'm hungry?"

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River City Smokehouse said:

I only wish it was like that at my house. Here is that way it goes.....
1) I do it all
2) She says...."When we gonna eat, I'm hungry?"

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fball1208 said:

Your asking to get shot

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cowgirl said:

then there are some of us that have to do it all.....

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