Wolverine
is one Smokin' Farker
Ha you guys are funny. No harm done lmao, the next discussion will be about chicken cheeks.
brisket left or right
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Mo-Dave
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Ok I thought everyone knew cows always face the same direction, backs to the wind. If they are on a steep hillside they always go in the same direction so the up hill side will be shorter while the downhill side will be longer and more tender because it is being stretched more. Any rancher worth his salt knows this and will at least once a week make them walk the other way, if the wind don't change direction. Also keeps the grass more level, because they will then be able to munch on the high side of the grass, same with sleeping, even if he has to wake them up in the middle of the night and switch sides, makes each side equally tender. This is why I never had cattle. Although I do tend to lean to the far right.
I have raised night crawlers for fishing, you laugh but wait until you are facing a stampeding heard of angry crawlers not perty, however I did sleep in a motel 6 once and watched The Big Valley.
Dave
I have raised night crawlers for fishing, you laugh but wait until you are facing a stampeding heard of angry crawlers not perty, however I did sleep in a motel 6 once and watched The Big Valley.
Dave
Bludawg
somebody shut me the fark up.
And I do all that for 750 a month & found.:doh: I need a raise or maybe git into worm ranchin like Bullwinkle & Rocky.
I didn't even know that cows laid down much. I thought they stood most of the time.
Mo-Dave
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Hardest part is getting them to hold still for the branding iron, can't pen their heads in a chute, they don't have one.
Dave
Mo-Dave
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Well sure the laughing cows on the left coast do, that is why they are laughing. :becky:
Dave
Q Junkie
is Blowin Smoke!
All of this is measured with a right handed metric crescent wrench of course.
pjtexas1
somebody shut me the fark up.
Q Junkie
is Blowin Smoke!
I thought snipes only lived in Texas?
Those are "South Facing Snipes"
pjtexas1
somebody shut me the fark up.
Put me in the too lazy category. I have enough things to look at when picking out a brisket. I always feel like people think something is wrong with me while I am picking one out. I make a couple of stacks and eventually narrow it down to the 2 best ones and buy both of them. I can't imagine the looks I would get if I were trying to figure out which ones were left handed. How would you tell if you are buying a flat?
I thought snipes only lived in Texas?
That may explain my unsuccessful hunts as a child in Tennessee. :doh:
Q Junkie
is Blowin Smoke!
Put me in the too lazy category. I have enough things to look at when picking out a brisket. I always feel like people think something is wrong with me while I am picking one out. I make a couple of stacks and eventually narrow it down to the 2 best ones and buy both of them. I can't imagine the looks I would get if I were trying to figure out which ones were left handed. How would you tell if you are buying a flat?
Give it a toss across the store.
If it looks like a girl threw it.....its a left hand'er.
pjtexas1
somebody shut me the fark up.
With my left or right hand?
pjtexas1
somebody shut me the fark up.
Q Junkie
is Blowin Smoke!
Yup, that would make National News these days.
You don't want to get brow beat by Anderson Cooper.
