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04-04-2014, 01:18 AM | #1 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 10-14-09
Location: Kalispell, Montana
Name/Nickname : Head KnucklHed
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As I poured my salad out of the bag...
...I pondered the bizarre irony of the moment I found myself in... it was late, I was tired and too lazy to cut up vegetables for a salad, but of course thought nothing of firing up the kettle to sear a flat iron to make that same salad worth eating.
What sort of illness do we have that allows our heads to twist reality in this way? and justify it?
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04-04-2014, 01:25 AM | #2 |
is one Smokin' Farker
Join Date: 02-19-14
Location: Albuquerque, NM
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All for the love of the pit. I see no illness, only passion.
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04-04-2014, 01:59 AM | #3 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 07-06-13
Location: Oklahoma
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Sometimes we just gotta eat meat! We're omnivores not horses or cows.
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04-04-2014, 02:18 AM | #4 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 04-24-09
Location: Utrecht,TheNetherPharkinglands
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I recognize that Brother.
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04-04-2014, 06:02 AM | #5 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 08-09-13
Location: Round Rock, TX
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I see nothing wrong....carry on!
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04-04-2014, 06:16 AM | #6 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 08-05-09
Location: NE OH-IO
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for the love of the end result. "Looks Great" though.
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04-04-2014, 06:27 AM | #7 |
Quintessential Chatty Farker
Join Date: 07-01-13
Location: Grayslake, IL
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How are ya gonna cut veggies when you're busy grilling steak?? You were just prioritizing.
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04-04-2014, 06:30 AM | #8 |
is one Smokin' Farker
Join Date: 12-09-12
Location: Clarkston Michigan
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vegetable's are not food, vegetable's are what food eat's
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04-04-2014, 06:35 AM | #9 |
Full Fledged Farker
Join Date: 07-28-09
Location: Melbourne, Florida
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Salad in a bag..... How many hundreds of those have I gone through...
I feel ya, by the time I get home from work (Late!), the last thing I want to do is dive into a big complicated dinner. So it's either a frozen pizza (now there's a topic!), or bag-o-salad. Russ
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04-04-2014, 06:46 AM | #10 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 05-10-06
Location: Overland Fark, KS
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Yup. You just have your priorities is all!
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04-04-2014, 07:03 AM | #11 |
Babbling Farker
Join Date: 06-15-09
Location: Scituate, RI
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Been there, done that. All part of the obsession we share.
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04-04-2014, 07:28 AM | #12 |
Phizzy
Join Date: 10-05-08
Location: Hiding out from blood suck ghost snake gods, Nazis and scrap iron chefs trying to harvest body parts
Name/Nickname : Gore (surprise!)
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I won't even open the refrigerator for salad. If it's not already on the counter, it's just not worth the bother.
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04-04-2014, 08:00 AM | #13 |
is One Chatty Farker
Join Date: 12-23-13
Location: DFW, TX
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It's because grilling isn't work.
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04-04-2014, 08:26 AM | #14 |
On the road to being a farker
Join Date: 08-01-12
Location: West Jordan, Utah
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Vegetables are mearly a vehicle to get ranch dressing into our mouths...
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04-04-2014, 09:09 AM | #15 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 02-07-08
Location: Framingham, MA
Name/Nickname : George
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I would definately hit that
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