The Zero's Club - Page 3

gtr · 03-18-2013, 07:42 PM

Count me in! I zeroed on the "Rookie, FNG..." TD in 2010 and the spare ribs master cut series.

deguerre · 03-19-2013, 12:20 PM

All My Zeros ( 2:00 PM Eastern, 1:00 PM Central on TDC)

deguerre 2011 Mini

deguerre 2011 Man Sized Meat

deguerre 2011 Fast Food

^^^^^ Farking rib eye chili got a farking zero...

deguerre 2010 Sandwiches

I entered chicken salad in a BBQ contest - my FIRST zero.

deguerre 2010 Beef Ribs

^^^^^ Farking rib eye cowboy steak got a zero...

deguerre 2010 Fried

One burnt farked up gooey mess...the original that a TD was later named after

deguerre 2010 Satay

colonel00 · 03-19-2013, 12:23 PM

^^^Yep, looks about right

colonel00 · 03-19-2013, 12:36 PM

Totally forgot about my eggplant

Will work for bbq · 03-19-2013, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by caseydog

And, the pinnacle of the pinnacle is the Throwdown Whiplash club. To be a member of that club, you must follow a Throwdown win with a Zero, one week later.

It takes serious talent, quickly followed by serious lack of talent to achieve Throwdown Whiplash.

CD

So does it have to be a week to qualify? Farkin' special rules.

I won the Fajita TD on 7-23-2011 at 7:13 AM then scored a goose egg on the Battle Meatloaf TD 31 minutes later at 7:44 AM.

deguerre · 03-19-2013, 01:43 PM

Paul is my HERO.

Gnaws on Pigs · 03-19-2013, 05:48 PM

My zeros, all scored in one throwdown (Noobians vs. Oldcrabbyfarkers:)

Carolina-style pulled pork:

butt2.jpg

Thai chicken satays:

satays.jpg

Fridge Trash Sammich:

bigasssammich2.jpg

Cuban sammich:

cuban.jpg

gtr · 03-19-2013, 06:37 PM

Finally found my zero dishes.

First, a delicious dish that resembles a medical catastrophe of some sort for the "Rookie, Amateur, FNG" TD of 2011.

And some skinny arse spare ribs that I sauced, which I never do - but what better time to fark around than for the Spareribs Master Cut TD?

Bluesman · 03-19-2013, 06:42 PM

Just got my first Zero in the Holiday Throwdown for Voodoo Soup.....Way to disrespect the Voodoo Queen....

But I'll take it.......

Al Czervik · 03-19-2013, 06:50 PM

Here are mine... Both in the legendary 2011 Summer of Spam TD.

SPAMOINKS (served on fine china)

Spam and egg popeyes served on a cold tortilla with Vienna Sausage

Some zeros define explanation but I know these two deserve what they got!

VA-Dave · 03-19-2013, 06:52 PM

Just got mine in the Pizza Throwdown, and damn proud of it!

Dave

BigButzBBQ · 03-19-2013, 08:03 PM

I honestly can't remember all of my entries that got zeros. I know they might be in a close competition for all the ones I only received 1 vote in. Darn sandbaggers.

Anyone who feels like going through the chronicles to find all my zeros is welcome to it.

Incidentally I have won one TD. A coveted Bacon TD! Pretty sure I might have caught whiplash after that one.

buccaneer · 03-19-2013, 08:07 PM

Hi Gore!
I want to be Zorro, and I heard you can do that!
How can I easily do a search for past Zorro's?
I cannot remember the entries that Zorro made, is there an easy way to do this?
Also, I would really love to enter Catherine Zeta Jones...but I could not stand to have dinner with her, even if it meant I would get to enter afterward...
Does this make me unsuitable as a Zorro?

Moose · 03-19-2013, 08:21 PM

Here's the burger I got my first Zero with in the 2010 Burger TD:

It was probably one of the worst food pics I've ever taken...

buccaneer · 03-19-2013, 08:24 PM

I know I got zeroes but I canst finds um.

03-18-2013, 07:42 PM	#31
gtr somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-16-10 Location: Culver City, CA	Count me in! I zeroed on the "Rookie, FNG..." TD in 2010 and the spare ribs master cut series. __________________ 50" Klose BYC, Spitjack XB85, 22.5 WSM, Backwoods Chubby, UDS, WRK, 26" & 22.5" Weber Kettles, Jumbo Joe, WGA, WSJ/MUDS, Kanka Grill, a piece of expanded metal I throw over the fire pit sometimes, Stealthy Black & Vol Orange Thermapens Displaced East Tennesseean Proud recipient of a Tick Former outlaw MOINK baller, now IMBAS Certified, but still lookin' over my shoulder. "Relax, it's only BBQ." - Bigmista, 2013 "Don't worry about playing a lot of notes. Just find one pretty one." - Miles Davis Avatar by my son! WTFWGALD?

03-19-2013, 12:20 PM	#32
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	All My Zeros ( 2:00 PM Eastern, 1:00 PM Central on TDC) deguerre 2011 Mini deguerre 2011 Man Sized Meat deguerre 2011 Fast Food ^^^^^ Farking rib eye chili got a farking zero... deguerre 2010 Sandwiches I entered chicken salad in a BBQ contest - my FIRST zero. deguerre 2010 Beef Ribs ^^^^^ Farking rib eye cowboy steak got a zero... deguerre 2010 Fried One burnt farked up gooey mess...the original that a TD was later named after deguerre 2010 Satay __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

03-19-2013, 12:23 PM	#33
colonel00 Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-03-10 Location: Shawnee, KS	^^^Yep, looks about right __________________ Brad [URL="https://www.instagram.com/bradsimmons00/"]Some of my photos on Instagram [/URL] [SIZE=1][I][COLOR=red]Proud owner of the PentaZero[/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] :whoo: [B][COLOR=red]WWWWFBBQADD[/COLOR][/B] [B]0 out of 1 members found this post helpful[/B] :thumb: “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

03-19-2013, 12:36 PM	#34
colonel00 Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-03-10 Location: Shawnee, KS	Totally forgot about my eggplant __________________ Brad [URL="https://www.instagram.com/bradsimmons00/"]Some of my photos on Instagram [/URL] [SIZE=1][I][COLOR=red]Proud owner of the PentaZero[/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] :whoo: [B][COLOR=red]WWWWFBBQADD[/COLOR][/B] [B]0 out of 1 members found this post helpful[/B] :thumb: “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

03-19-2013, 01:43 PM	#36
deguerre somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-15-09 Location: Memphis, TN...Formerly of Decatur, AL	Paul is my HERO. __________________ Guerry [FONT=Book Antiqua]Pit Beeatch for Team Munchkin[/FONT] [FONT=Book Antiqua][B]Avatar by Northwest BBQ [/B][/FONT]"...In nature, there are predators. I believe the common denominator of the universe is not harmony, but chaos, hostility and murder..." Werner Herzog

03-19-2013, 05:48 PM	#37
Gnaws on Pigs is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 05-22-10 Location: Smoky Mountains, NC	My zeros, all scored in one throwdown (Noobians vs. Oldcrabbyfarkers:) Carolina-style pulled pork: butt2.jpg Thai chicken satays: satays.jpg Fridge Trash Sammich: bigasssammich2.jpg Cuban sammich: cuban.jpg __________________ ...Half a yard full of crap to cook on like everybody else... Slow-to-average-speed [COLOR=dimgray]GRAY[/COLOR] Wal-Mart thermometer Just a hungry hillbilly lookin for a dead critter to cook Four [URL="http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/group.php?groupid=39"]Zeros[/URL] in one [URL="http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=86"][COLOR=red]throwdown[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=red],[/COLOR] baby! :bow:

03-19-2013, 06:37 PM	#38
gtr somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-16-10 Location: Culver City, CA	Finally found my zero dishes. First, a delicious dish that resembles a medical catastrophe of some sort for the "Rookie, Amateur, FNG" TD of 2011. And some skinny arse spare ribs that I sauced, which I never do - but what better time to fark around than for the Spareribs Master Cut TD? __________________ 50" Klose BYC, Spitjack XB85, 22.5 WSM, Backwoods Chubby, UDS, WRK, 26" & 22.5" Weber Kettles, Jumbo Joe, WGA, WSJ/MUDS, Kanka Grill, a piece of expanded metal I throw over the fire pit sometimes, Stealthy Black & Vol Orange Thermapens Displaced East Tennesseean Proud recipient of a Tick Former outlaw MOINK baller, now IMBAS Certified, but still lookin' over my shoulder. "Relax, it's only BBQ." - Bigmista, 2013 "Don't worry about playing a lot of notes. Just find one pretty one." - Miles Davis Avatar by my son! WTFWGALD?

03-19-2013, 06:42 PM	#39
Bluesman Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-01-10 Location: Planet Krypton Name/Nickname : Jon	Just got my first Zero in the Holiday Throwdown for Voodoo Soup.....Way to disrespect the Voodoo Queen.... But I'll take it....... __________________ 2010 22.5 WSM Weber Q200 1983 WGA 2010 Brick Red Touch n' Go Performer Kitchen stove

03-19-2013, 06:50 PM	#40
Al Czervik somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-17-11 Location: 17h 45m 40.036 and -29° 00` 28.17 Name/Nickname : Scott/Mongo	Here are mine... Both in the legendary 2011 Summer of Spam TD. *SPAMOINKS (served on fine china)* *Spam and egg popeyes served on a cold tortilla with Vienna Sausage* Some zeros define explanation but I know these two deserve what they got! __________________ Primo Oval XL, Weber Performer, Weber Genesis Gaser, ThermoWorks Smoke X4 w/ Billows, Gandalf Grey Thermapen ONE, Limited Edition Neutrino Fast Blue Thermapen Classic, Little Buddy ThermoPop *Zero Club Member* *qualifying in the 2011 Special Summer of Spam TD with the Coveted Double Ought...* (\__/) (='.'=) Avatar by Chalupa (")_(")

03-19-2013, 06:52 PM	#41
VA-Dave Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 12-26-12 Location: Goode,VA	Just got mine in the Pizza Throwdown, and damn proud of it! Dave __________________ Proud member of the [URL=http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=155673]Zero's Club[/URL]

03-19-2013, 08:03 PM	#42
BigButzBBQ is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 03-16-10 Location: Northwestern Wisconsin	Re: The Zero's Club I honestly can't remember all of my entries that got zeros. I know they might be in a close competition for all the ones I only received 1 vote in. Darn sandbaggers. Anyone who feels like going through the chronicles to find all my zeros is welcome to it. Incidentally I have won one TD. A coveted Bacon TD! Pretty sure I might have caught whiplash after that one. __________________ Some call me... Tom...? 12" Charbroil, SJS, WGA:becky:, 22.5 OTG:thumb:, mUDS:drama:, 2 UDS:cool: w/AML Wood Art Custom Handles, 2 pull behind rigs The Beast :twisted:, & the new White Shadow :hail: :twisted: Inventor of[B]:[/B][COLOR=black] [URL="http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1273411&postcount=1"][B]3BGB![/B][/URL][B] , [/B][URL="http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1284334&postcount=1"][B]Shigen![/B][/URL][B] , & [/B][URL="http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1387858&postcount=1"][B]Bacone Scotch Egg Sundae![/B][/URL][/COLOR] :hail:Avatar by Zydecopaws:hail: [B][URL="http://BigButzBBQSauce.net"]Big Butz BBQ Products [/URL][/B]

03-19-2013, 08:07 PM	#43
buccaneer somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-23-10 Location: The Never Never.	Hi Gore! I want to be Zorro, and I heard you can do that! How can I easily do a search for past Zorro's? I cannot remember the entries that Zorro made, is there an easy way to do this? Also, I would really love to enter Catherine Zeta Jones...but I could not stand to have dinner with her, even if it meant I would get to enter afterward... Does this make me unsuitable as a Zorro? __________________ Hold my dang beer...

03-19-2013, 08:21 PM	#44
Moose somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-12-08 Location: Gallatin, TN Name/Nickname : Richard	Here's the burger I got my first Zero with in the 2010 Burger TD: It was probably one of the worst food pics I've ever taken... __________________ Moose *Showcase Your Cooking in the BBQ Brethren Throwdowns!* 2017's "Mayo Explosion" The 2022 Steak Cooking Controversy: Follow the Science! Check out my blog: www.mooseonfire.com

03-19-2013, 08:24 PM	#45
buccaneer somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-23-10 Location: The Never Never.	I know I got zeroes but I canst finds um. __________________ Hold my dang beer...