BBQ Brethren "Man Sized Meat" Throwdown! - Page 10

caseydog · 10-13-2011, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Redhot

So has anyone even thought about their man sized meat

? This thing's gone so far off topic that I almost forgot what the topic was

!

Actually, I have. But I will probably forget to take a picture of it on the grill, and get a farking Dilly Bar.

But, I do have an idea -- actually two ideas. I just have to read the rules about fifteen times before I start cooking.

CD

colonel00 · 10-13-2011, 08:00 PM

I got mine ready to go

It isn't the biggest hunk-o-meat but then again, it's not the size that matters. What it lacks in size it more than makes up for in manliness.

Redhot · 10-13-2011, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by colonel00

That is strictly opinion. Haven't you learned to not believe everything you see on the internet

However, if you are in fact basing your rulings based on information found on said intergoogle. I present you with this: http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/69369/

As you can see, Eggplants are indeed meat.

Also, Mr. Merriam Webster would also like to define meat as thus:

Definition of MEAT

4
a : the core of something : heart

So, eggplants have cores = meat. If you insist on classifying eggplants as vegetables then fine. However, let us not forget that artichokes have hearts = meat and eggplants and artichokes are both vegetables. Thus, eggplants have hearts = meat.

P.S. This is all Gore's fault. I don't think I even like eggplant.

Yeah, I like eggplant too but sorry, it ain't meat! Meat has to be able to walk, moo, oink, baaaah, pee and crap, and be butchered...just sayin'

Redhot · 10-13-2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by colonel00

I got mine ready to go

It isn't the biggest hunk-o-meat but then again, it's not the size that matters. What it lacks in size it more than makes up for in manliness.

Is that ONE serving?

colonel00 · 10-13-2011, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Redhot

Is that ONE serving?

Technically, yes. There is/will be more to the story but that is all of this cut that could be salvaged as edible without being harmful. DQ if you like but yes it has been trimmed...sorta....more like blown to chit.

watertowerbbq · 10-13-2011, 09:01 PM

i tried explaining how the "throwdown" works at work today. they looked at my like i had spiders coming out of my ears. hard to explain how squirrels, eggplants and pork tenderloin all come together for fun. they think i'm nuts.

bigabyte · 10-13-2011, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Oldyote

What was this throwdown again?

What's a Throwdown?

Is that some sort of Eggplant or something?

Al Czervik · 10-13-2011, 09:46 PM

Did someone mention Eggplant?

Kenny Rogers · 10-13-2011, 10:34 PM

Sorry for the previous detour comments, sometimes my friends shout out "RABBIT TRAIL" for no apparent reason...

ANYWAYS I have a bonifide question this time....
What is "one serving" for some that would be a 6oz steak, for others it may be a 32 oz roast. Do people with smaller appetites have a disadvantage in this competition? Do we have to submit video of us eating this serving, to prove we can eat said serving? Does the video have to be timestamped to prove we didn't eat it in more than one sitting? Do we have to have a notorized letter from a witness certifying to video is authentic?

Thank you in advance for all of your answers. I'm contemplating entering one of these competitions for the first time... Just not sure which one...

Oh, also can we use eggplants as a garnish?

colonel00 · 10-13-2011, 10:39 PM

When you find out, please let the rest of us know

Kenny Rogers · 10-13-2011, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by colonel00

When you find out, please let the rest of us know

I'll try Col... What's a good secured number I can reach you on?

colonel00 · 10-13-2011, 10:54 PM

Don't worry about that. We are watching you already. Just keep any foil away from your head. Thanks.

Kenny Rogers · 10-13-2011, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by colonel00

Don't worry about that. We are watching you already. Just keep any foil away from your head. Thanks.

Roger that!

Meat Man · 10-14-2011, 12:04 AM

I think I need a bigger grill

Al Czervik · 10-14-2011, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenny Rogers

I'm contemplating entering one of these competitions for the first time... Just not sure which one...

Oh, also can we use eggplants as a garnish?

We'd love to have you join the insanity... The best bet is to just jump in feet first on the next one... Hell there is still time to get in on the Tenderloin TD. Just make sure it does have egglplant as the MAIN ingredient... You'll get a special prize for that.

10-13-2011, 08:00 PM	#137
colonel00 Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-03-10 Location: Shawnee, KS	I got mine ready to go It isn't the biggest hunk-o-meat but then again, it's not the size that matters. What it lacks in size it more than makes up for in manliness. __________________ Brad [URL="https://www.instagram.com/bradsimmons00/"]Some of my photos on Instagram [/URL] [SIZE=1][I][COLOR=red]Proud owner of the PentaZero[/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] :whoo: [B][COLOR=red]WWWWFBBQADD[/COLOR][/B] [B]0 out of 1 members found this post helpful[/B] :thumb: “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

10-13-2011, 09:01 PM	#141
watertowerbbq is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 11-07-07 Location: Ankeny, IA	i tried explaining how the "throwdown" works at work today. they looked at my like i had spiders coming out of my ears. hard to explain how squirrels, eggplants and pork tenderloin all come together for fun. they think i'm nuts. __________________ Matt Head Cook Water Tower BBQ Current: 2017 Yoder YS640 (2021), BWS Extended Party (2012), 14" WSM (2019, used, I have a problem) Previous: BWS Competitor (sold 2012), WSM - 18.5" (2009, sold 2011), WSM - 18.5" (2004, sold 2010) Superfast Orange Thermopen, Yellow MK4, Fireboard, Railroad Detective

10-13-2011, 09:46 PM	#143
Al Czervik somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-17-11 Location: 17h 45m 40.036 and -29° 00` 28.17 Name/Nickname : Scott/Mongo	Did someone mention Eggplant? __________________ Primo Oval XL, Weber Performer, Weber Genesis Gaser, ThermoWorks Smoke X4 w/ Billows, Gandalf Grey Thermapen ONE, Limited Edition Neutrino Fast Blue Thermapen Classic, Little Buddy ThermoPop *Zero Club Member* *qualifying in the 2011 Special Summer of Spam TD with the Coveted Double Ought...* (\__/) (='.'=) Avatar by Chalupa (")_(")

10-13-2011, 10:34 PM	#144
Kenny Rogers Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 07-13-11 Location: Medical Lake, WA	Sorry for the previous detour comments, sometimes my friends shout out "RABBIT TRAIL" for no apparent reason... ANYWAYS I have a bonifide question this time.... What is "one serving" for some that would be a 6oz steak, for others it may be a 32 oz roast. Do people with smaller appetites have a disadvantage in this competition? Do we have to submit video of us eating this serving, to prove we can eat said serving? Does the video have to be timestamped to prove we didn't eat it in more than one sitting? Do we have to have a notorized letter from a witness certifying to video is authentic? Thank you in advance for all of your answers. I'm contemplating entering one of these competitions for the first time... Just not sure which one... Oh, also can we use eggplants as a garnish? __________________ Chad Lindsey - Medical Lake, WA; Team - LindseyQ (Yes we're on Facebook)

10-13-2011, 10:39 PM	#145
colonel00 Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-03-10 Location: Shawnee, KS	When you find out, please let the rest of us know __________________ Brad [URL="https://www.instagram.com/bradsimmons00/"]Some of my photos on Instagram [/URL] [SIZE=1][I][COLOR=red]Proud owner of the PentaZero[/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] :whoo: [B][COLOR=red]WWWWFBBQADD[/COLOR][/B] [B]0 out of 1 members found this post helpful[/B] :thumb: “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

10-13-2011, 10:54 PM	#147
colonel00 Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-03-10 Location: Shawnee, KS	Don't worry about that. We are watching you already. Just keep any foil away from your head. Thanks. __________________ Brad [URL="https://www.instagram.com/bradsimmons00/"]Some of my photos on Instagram [/URL] [SIZE=1][I][COLOR=red]Proud owner of the PentaZero[/COLOR][/I][/SIZE] :whoo: [B][COLOR=red]WWWWFBBQADD[/COLOR][/B] [B]0 out of 1 members found this post helpful[/B] :thumb: “I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson

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