colonel00
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I do. The problem is you cannot eat the meat for a good 350 years due to the radiation.
BBQ Brethren "Man Sized Meat" Throwdown!
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Very interesting... On my home planet of Solanum Melongena, water will only evaporate when heated in a wok...
Too late... Once you open Melongene's box, it's impossible to close it. :doh:
Thank's for spilling the seeds G... :tsk: Now I guess we'll have to open it up to all of you... :mad2:
Isn't he Spider-plant Man's brother?
HA! I laugh at Spider Plant Man... He tries to ride my coattails, but his exploits pale in comparision to mine. I fart in his general directon... :heh:
Kenny Rogers
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So at the end of your instructions for hot and fast, you add, let rest in cambro for 350 yrs?
That's got better shelf life than TWINKIES!!
OOOOH I Just got an idea for a future TD!:clap2:
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Whoops...was that the NSA eavesdropping in I just heard?:shock:
colonel00
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Oh, I would imagine it was quite possible. I do know the NNSA is defintely watching.
caseydog
somebody shut me the fark up.
Hey, look at the helicopter. It's black. I wonder why it's hovering over your house?
CD
Kenny Rogers
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And no matter HOW tempted you are... DO NOT shine a laser at the helicopter, they WILL find out where you are!:laugh:
Laser Pointer Leads to Arrest - YouTube
Redhot
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So has anyone even thought about their man sized meat :decision:? This thing's gone so far off topic that I almost forgot what the topic was :blah:!
colonel00
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I am still trying to define how big the eggplant has to be.
Rich Parker
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9 pages of comments and the throwdown hasn't even started you chatty farkers! Damnit Gore!
Will work for bbq
Babbling Farker
I'm confused.....
What if said cut of meat came from a girl cow/pig would that still qualify as a man cut or will I be dq'd?
What if said cut of meat came from a girl cow/pig would that still qualify as a man cut or will I be dq'd?
Redhot
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Eggplant
Eggplants belong to the nightshade family of vegetables, which also includes tomatoes, sweet peppers and potatoes.
I am sorry to burst your bubble Colonel, but eggplant is NOT meat dude! And as stated in my special rules will be double DQ'd upon entry :becky:!
colonel00
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That is strictly opinion. Haven't you learned to not believe everything you see on the internet :crazy:
However, if you are in fact basing your rulings based on information found on said intergoogle. I present you with this: http://nymag.com/restaurants/features/69369/
As you can see, Eggplants are indeed meat. :bow:
Also, Mr. Merriam Webster would also like to define meat as thus:
Definition of MEAT
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a : the core of something : heart
So, eggplants have cores = meat. If you insist on classifying eggplants as vegetables then fine. However, let us not forget that artichokes have hearts = meat and eggplants and artichokes are both vegetables. Thus, eggplants have hearts = meat.
:becky:
P.S. This is all Gore's fault. I don't think I even like eggplant.
caseydog
somebody shut me the fark up.
Actually, I have. But I will probably forget to take a picture of it on the grill, and get a farking Dilly Bar.
But, I do have an idea -- actually two ideas. I just have to read the rules about fifteen times before I start cooking.
CD
colonel00
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I got mine ready to go :becky: It isn't the biggest hunk-o-meat but then again, it's not the size that matters. What it lacks in size it more than makes up for in manliness.
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Yeah, I like eggplant too but sorry, it ain't meat! Meat has to be able to walk, moo, oink, baaaah, pee and crap, and be butchered...just sayin':shock:
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Is that ONE serving?I got mine ready to go :becky: It isn't the biggest hunk-o-meat but then again, it's not the size that matters. What it lacks in size it more than makes up for in manliness.
colonel00
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Technically, yes. There is/will be more to the story but that is all of this cut that could be salvaged as edible without being harmful. DQ if you like but yes it has been trimmed...sorta....more like blown to chit. :tsk:
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