another official entry by seadad9903 (use last picture as voting picture)
"Captain seadad sir, the SS Farkanaut is in range!! What shall we do??"
"*sigh*Minion, what do you think we should do?"
"Ummm, lob something dastardly their way, sir?"
"That would be a good idea , Minion. What do we have standing by?"
"Sir, we have a Greek chicken sandwich, peas and smoked fries that can be ready to fire quickly."
"Very well, ready all torpedo tubes. All hands prepare for attack."
"Sir, peas are seasoned with salt and herb blend and loaded in gasser tube 1!"
"Sir, fries are seasoned with salt and pepper and loaded in gasser tube 2!"
"Sir, chicken is loaded in charcoal tube. Sir all torpedoes will be ready to fire in 5 minutes."
"Very good Minion. The Farkanaut will take a heavy blow tonight."
"Minion, are we ready to fire yet? It's been 10 minutes and I grow impatient"
"Sorry, Sir. There was a delay in getting the fries ready. Somebody kept taking "samples". We are ready to launch all torpedoes, Sir!"
"Very well. Fire!!!"