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09-05-2012, 12:13 PM | #886 |
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Captain, we've been hit but I've stuffed t' hole with bilge rats, so we're good t' go at least until the solstice. T' noobs be movin' in close, I say we pepper them with a barrage o' small arms fire until t' big guns arrive.
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[COLOR=Navy][COLOR=Black][I] Jason [/I] "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - [I]Tommy Callahan III[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkGreen][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]Backwoods Ext. Party,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Black]Vision Kamado,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkGreen][B][COLOR=Black] 22" WSM[/COLOR][/B],[/COLOR] 22.5 Weber OTS, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][B]Mini WSM, [/B][COLOR=Red][B] UDS "No.8"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal] [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Napkin Killers BBQ[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] |
09-05-2012, 12:20 PM | #887 |
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Heir Bigbyte, here be an official entry.
I Sweetly Seduced a naked fatty.
Then I smoked it. Yes I did. Money Shot
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[COLOR=Navy][COLOR=Black][I] Jason [/I] "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - [I]Tommy Callahan III[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkGreen][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]Backwoods Ext. Party,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Black]Vision Kamado,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkGreen][B][COLOR=Black] 22" WSM[/COLOR][/B],[/COLOR] 22.5 Weber OTS, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][B]Mini WSM, [/B][COLOR=Red][B] UDS "No.8"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal] [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Napkin Killers BBQ[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] |
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09-05-2012, 12:30 PM | #888 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
Join Date: 05-10-06
Location: Overland Fark, KS
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Time for the nuclear option.
Capt. Moose, the football please. Guerry, alert our forces that we are at DEFCON 1. I have issued the codes. Al, Gore, I order you to turn your keys and deploy the ultimate weapon. May God have mercy on all of our souls.
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09-05-2012, 12:32 PM | #889 |
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Here be another entry.
So now I have this beauty.
So I used this method of assembly. (assembly pictures are from the archives) and this method of cookery. Money Shot
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[COLOR=Navy][COLOR=Black][I] Jason [/I] "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - [I]Tommy Callahan III[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkGreen][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]Backwoods Ext. Party,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Black]Vision Kamado,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkGreen][B][COLOR=Black] 22" WSM[/COLOR][/B],[/COLOR] 22.5 Weber OTS, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][B]Mini WSM, [/B][COLOR=Red][B] UDS "No.8"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal] [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Napkin Killers BBQ[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] |
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09-05-2012, 12:39 PM | #890 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Fish is in the air!!!
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09-05-2012, 12:41 PM | #891 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Oh, btw, excellent fatty and ABT's there fingerlickin.
Too bad there won't be anyone left to eat them after the fish re-enter the atmosphere.
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09-05-2012, 12:43 PM | #892 |
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here be another entry.
18 lbs. of good old fashioned pork butt, rubbed with Bad Byron's Butt Rub, and SM Pecan.
It's best to operate in the cover of darkness, so they don't see us coming. Arr, I can hardly see what the fark I'm doing myself. After a 3hr nap in the cooler. The fixin's for Guerry's slaw. Money shot The first one to tell Guerry I put carrots in his slaw walks the flank.
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[COLOR=Navy][COLOR=Black][I] Jason [/I] "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - [I]Tommy Callahan III[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkGreen][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]Backwoods Ext. Party,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Black]Vision Kamado,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkGreen][B][COLOR=Black] 22" WSM[/COLOR][/B],[/COLOR] 22.5 Weber OTS, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][B]Mini WSM, [/B][COLOR=Red][B] UDS "No.8"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal] [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Napkin Killers BBQ[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] |
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09-05-2012, 12:44 PM | #893 |
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Not Def Con 1, Waaaaait!!! We haven't even had breakfast yet!!!
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[COLOR=Navy][COLOR=Black][I] Jason [/I] "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - [I]Tommy Callahan III[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkGreen][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]Backwoods Ext. Party,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Black]Vision Kamado,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkGreen][B][COLOR=Black] 22" WSM[/COLOR][/B],[/COLOR] 22.5 Weber OTS, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][B]Mini WSM, [/B][COLOR=Red][B] UDS "No.8"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal] [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Napkin Killers BBQ[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] |
09-05-2012, 12:47 PM | #894 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Wow, you really go all out on these "End of the World" parties! Fatties, ABT's, Pulled Pork!
We should go nuclear more often.
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09-05-2012, 12:48 PM | #895 |
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and yet another entry, the noobs last meal before Defcon 1, breakfast style.
I'll make it snappy. I'm not sure how long those ballistic fish lollipop missiles take to land.
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[COLOR=Navy][COLOR=Black][I] Jason [/I] "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - [I]Tommy Callahan III[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkGreen][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]Backwoods Ext. Party,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Black]Vision Kamado,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkGreen][B][COLOR=Black] 22" WSM[/COLOR][/B],[/COLOR] 22.5 Weber OTS, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][B]Mini WSM, [/B][COLOR=Red][B] UDS "No.8"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal] [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Napkin Killers BBQ[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] |
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09-05-2012, 12:52 PM | #896 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Hmm..
Considering how you just single handedly took out the entire Noobian force, I'm kind of starting to second guess the whole SPAMFish deployment thingie. At least I still have some sprinkles.
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09-05-2012, 01:10 PM | #897 |
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In, oh, about 17 days now. We're using the new Equinox Mark IV Trout! warheads.
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09-05-2012, 01:44 PM | #898 | |
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Quote:
I tried to warn you of my plan, I thought maybe you were just mad at me again. Although this may prove you have me on ignore. It's cool though, now that I know we were using the Equinox Mark IV Trout warheads, everything should be fine.
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09-05-2012, 01:54 PM | #899 |
somebody shut me the fark up.
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Those weren't trout, they were tilapia!
Fark!
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09-05-2012, 01:56 PM | #900 |
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Relax. The Mark III Tilapia and Mark IV Trout! look identical. As cheif of Blowed Up Stuff REAL Good I can assure we be a'ight.
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