caseydog
somebody shut me the fark up.
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much... just a tiny taste.
CD
BBQ Brethren "Cook it like Gore" Throwdown!
As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much... just a tiny taste.
CD
fingerlickin'
Quintessential Chatty Farker
I'll do anything you ask, just make it stop, make it stoooop!
I was concerned that if Gore entered and won this particular TD, it might cause some kind of disruption to the time space continuum.
I'm afraid what BigaByte has done is far worse...:mmph:
ecode
Knows what a fatty is.
First off, let me say that whoever called this is truly warped, :crazy: but I guess it's only fitting that I cook like him, since I've helped him out onoccasion... If it's up to him, it's going to be meat, so be it. As it is we have two of these beautiful little lamb rib roasts:
There's not a lot of meat on them, but they are truly awesome. The meat is tender and juicy. One of these I sliced up for me and the girls. The other one I left whole as a roast, because Gore seems to like it that way. I seasoned these up with Gore's favorite Foil Hat Rub, some parsley and fresh ground pepper.
I also recruited Ninja to help out and lookie there at the front of the photo, if it isn't part of my hand doing some of the heavy lifting, just like in a "real" Gore-prepared Throwdown. :roll:
I fired up the Oval to about 500* with a big chunk of oak. I have one diffuser in on the right and the grate down low on the left, ... just like Gore does these. I cooked the roast indirect for 4 minutes before I put the chops on.
The chops were cooked for two minutes per side and the roast was seared direct for two minutes per side on the left:
Gore had the roast
while the girls and I shared the chops
... or, did I tell you I wrapped the bone-ends in bacon? Gore likes a bit of bacon to go with his protein.
He did share a bit:
Thanks for looking!
There's not a lot of meat on them, but they are truly awesome. The meat is tender and juicy. One of these I sliced up for me and the girls. The other one I left whole as a roast, because Gore seems to like it that way. I seasoned these up with Gore's favorite Foil Hat Rub, some parsley and fresh ground pepper.
I also recruited Ninja to help out and lookie there at the front of the photo, if it isn't part of my hand doing some of the heavy lifting, just like in a "real" Gore-prepared Throwdown. :roll:
I fired up the Oval to about 500* with a big chunk of oak. I have one diffuser in on the right and the grate down low on the left, ... just like Gore does these. I cooked the roast indirect for 4 minutes before I put the chops on.
The chops were cooked for two minutes per side and the roast was seared direct for two minutes per side on the left:
Gore had the roast
while the girls and I shared the chops
... or, did I tell you I wrapped the bone-ends in bacon? Gore likes a bit of bacon to go with his protein.
He did share a bit:
Thanks for looking!
bigabyte
somebody shut me the fark up.
You know...
...that was so authentic...
...so much like a Gore entry...
...maybe too much like a Gore entry...
...yeah, I think that had to have really been Gore, pretending to make an ecode entry.
We're on to your schemes Gore!
...that was so authentic...
...so much like a Gore entry...
...maybe too much like a Gore entry...
...yeah, I think that had to have really been Gore, pretending to make an ecode entry.
We're on to your schemes Gore!
Chef Jim
Babbling Farker
E that has to be the best rack I have seen in a very long time. You win. And you should get an Aussie Lamb Farker for it. :clap::clap::clap: :hungry::hungry:
deguerre
somebody shut me the fark up.
Other than that whole astrophysics thingie and actually being able to steal...um, I mean cook, what's the dif?
I think I sauce afterward. :becky:
(and I've got my atmospheric science hat on this week)
caseydog
somebody shut me the fark up.
Will work for bbq
Babbling Farker
That must be one tall hat.:heh:
caseydog
somebody shut me the fark up.
Oh, so you're one of them thar "junk scientists" Senator Inhofe warned us about? I shoulda' known you weren't legitimate, since you done went to college, and all.
CD :becky:
If anyone is desperate for ideas, the "cooking with the master" series is tagged:
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/tags.php?tag=Cooking+with+the+Master
A few of the early ones are buried in the Throwdown entry threads linked above. With Chris' assistance, we're up to Episode XIV.
Maybe with this TD, we can get up to Episode XXV. :becky:
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/tags.php?tag=Cooking+with+the+Master
A few of the early ones are buried in the Throwdown entry threads linked above. With Chris' assistance, we're up to Episode XIV.
Maybe with this TD, we can get up to Episode XXV. :becky:
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fingerlickin'
Quintessential Chatty Farker
That's good lookin' out gore, thanks!
Durzil
Full Fledged Farker
It doesn't matter since they both get their wives to cook their entries.
CD :becky:
Rofl!
fingerlickin'
Quintessential Chatty Farker
A day in the life of Gore and I
Wife: Hey babe, I'm back from my run. What the heck are you doing and what is the 20 pounds of meat for? Are we having burgers? I thought we were having ribs?
Me: I'm making a MOINKfish.
Wife: What's a MOINKfish.
Me: I won the last Throwdown so I got to pick the next category and my friend Moose nudged me toward a "Cook it Like Gore" throwdown.
Wife: What's cook it like gore mean?
Me: Oh, Gore's a scientist who usually cooks with a ninja squirrel and seems to serve some kind of master. I've seen his picture in the Soooo, what do you look like thread, and he looks a lot like Marylin Manson in the one picture. :scared: I heard his voice on a video once and believe it or not, he sounded a lot like Hitler. :shock: The sad thing is I'm not even sure he's going to be able to cook anything for his own throwdown though because he's in Brussels, I think, or maybe it was Memphis. :noidea:
Wife: Is he the one who made that picture of the flowers made out of burgers?
Me: No that was his wife ecode, she's actually the really talented one. Gore did the one of starry night, you know that painting Van Gogh did when he was at that mental hospital in France. :loco:
Wife: Well I'm taking the kids to an Easter Egg hunt, I guess this means you're not coming.
Me: Aw man, I can't right now, cooking like gore is a lot of work, I have to get busy.
Me
on the phone, 20 min. later) Hey, do you have the camera with you?
Wife: Yeah, I wanted to take pictures of the kids getting eggs.
Me: O....k, I guess I'll just get started then.
I (Gore): I was sleeping on the couch again last night and I thought I heard some strange noises coming from out back. It sounded like something was dying, hmm, weird, I've never heard anything like it before. It was like mooo,oink, mooo,oink, mooo,oink. I had been hitting the home brew pretty heavy last night so I figured I might be just be drunk, or maybe it's time I started using a new bacon mug.
The master kept telling me if I didn't fire up the smoker soon it was SPAMfish for dinner again tonight, so out to the back porch I went... Holy carp, what the fark is that.
I must still be drunk, my vision is still a little blurry. (shakes head) There that's better. What is that thing. I better go in for a closer look.
Holy sensual eggplant bigabyte!, that appears to be the fabled MOINKfish of which I've only read about in my Scientific American magazine. Oh no! It's missing it's foil hat, it must have been trying to hide from the signals inside my cooler. We must poke the creature to make sure it's dead. Master send in my assistants.
Me: Hey Kyle, is Drew up from his nap yet?
Wife: Yeah, why?
Me: I need him and Peyton to come out and poke the MOINKfish to see if it's dead.
Wife: Your gonna carry that thing out back? Gary(neighbor) is going to think your some kind of weirdo.
Me: Yeah, he's got a lot of room to talk,and for the record I'd prefer to be known as a wack-a-doodle from now on. Drew, quit eating and poke the fish man!
Me: Thanks guys, now let's take this thing inside before Gary see's us.
Peyton: Dad, what is that?
Drew: We eat dat?
Me: It's a MOINKfish and no we can't eat it yet, we'll eat it later little buddy.
Let's bring the MOINKfish inside and have a better look at the magnificent beast. Hmm, it appears to have something inside of it's belly, by Guerry I think this one might be pregnant.
We'd better open her up and have a better look. Ninja squirrel, the knife please?
Ah, just as I presumed, it's belly is full of MOINK baby's. I must say, that's a mighty large litter. I've heard these babies are a delectable little treat when they're injected and boiled.
Upon further inspection, I notice that the MOINKfish has what appears to be two different types of ribs. One resembling a pork spare rib and the other looks more like a beef back rib. Ohh, this is going to be even better than that McRib sandwich I had last night!
Master, we're going to be eating good tonight. Let's see, I think I'll cook the head and tail separate, I've heard MOINKfish head is a delicacy in Austria and other parts of Australia. I'll save the skin for some 1/4 lb. double cheese cracklings we can have whensowhatever time in the future.
Wife + kids: Daaaaaad, is dinner ready yet? We're starving!
Me: In a minute, I have to take some pictures first. :becky:
Wife: You're reassembling that thing? You know there's something wrong with you right? You're crazy!
Me: No, I'm not, I'm a wack-a-doodle and it's not my fault, this time I'm blaming Gore!!!
Now where's my robo squirrel?!!!
eace:
Wife: Hey babe, I'm back from my run. What the heck are you doing and what is the 20 pounds of meat for? Are we having burgers? I thought we were having ribs?
Me: I'm making a MOINKfish.
Wife: What's a MOINKfish.
Me: I won the last Throwdown so I got to pick the next category and my friend Moose nudged me toward a "Cook it Like Gore" throwdown.
Wife: What's cook it like gore mean?
Me: Oh, Gore's a scientist who usually cooks with a ninja squirrel and seems to serve some kind of master. I've seen his picture in the Soooo, what do you look like thread, and he looks a lot like Marylin Manson in the one picture. :scared: I heard his voice on a video once and believe it or not, he sounded a lot like Hitler. :shock: The sad thing is I'm not even sure he's going to be able to cook anything for his own throwdown though because he's in Brussels, I think, or maybe it was Memphis. :noidea:
Wife: Is he the one who made that picture of the flowers made out of burgers?
Me: No that was his wife ecode, she's actually the really talented one. Gore did the one of starry night, you know that painting Van Gogh did when he was at that mental hospital in France. :loco:
Wife: Well I'm taking the kids to an Easter Egg hunt, I guess this means you're not coming.
Me: Aw man, I can't right now, cooking like gore is a lot of work, I have to get busy.
Me
on the phone, 20 min. later) Hey, do you have the camera with you?Wife: Yeah, I wanted to take pictures of the kids getting eggs.
Me: O....k, I guess I'll just get started then.
I (Gore): I was sleeping on the couch again last night and I thought I heard some strange noises coming from out back. It sounded like something was dying, hmm, weird, I've never heard anything like it before. It was like mooo,oink, mooo,oink, mooo,oink. I had been hitting the home brew pretty heavy last night so I figured I might be just be drunk, or maybe it's time I started using a new bacon mug.
The master kept telling me if I didn't fire up the smoker soon it was SPAMfish for dinner again tonight, so out to the back porch I went... Holy carp, what the fark is that.
I must still be drunk, my vision is still a little blurry. (shakes head) There that's better. What is that thing. I better go in for a closer look.
Holy sensual eggplant bigabyte!, that appears to be the fabled MOINKfish of which I've only read about in my Scientific American magazine. Oh no! It's missing it's foil hat, it must have been trying to hide from the signals inside my cooler. We must poke the creature to make sure it's dead. Master send in my assistants.
Me: Hey Kyle, is Drew up from his nap yet?
Wife: Yeah, why?
Me: I need him and Peyton to come out and poke the MOINKfish to see if it's dead.
Wife: Your gonna carry that thing out back? Gary(neighbor) is going to think your some kind of weirdo.
Me: Yeah, he's got a lot of room to talk,and for the record I'd prefer to be known as a wack-a-doodle from now on. Drew, quit eating and poke the fish man!
Me: Thanks guys, now let's take this thing inside before Gary see's us.
Peyton: Dad, what is that?
Drew: We eat dat?
Me: It's a MOINKfish and no we can't eat it yet, we'll eat it later little buddy.
Let's bring the MOINKfish inside and have a better look at the magnificent beast. Hmm, it appears to have something inside of it's belly, by Guerry I think this one might be pregnant.
We'd better open her up and have a better look. Ninja squirrel, the knife please?
Ah, just as I presumed, it's belly is full of MOINK baby's. I must say, that's a mighty large litter. I've heard these babies are a delectable little treat when they're injected and boiled.
Upon further inspection, I notice that the MOINKfish has what appears to be two different types of ribs. One resembling a pork spare rib and the other looks more like a beef back rib. Ohh, this is going to be even better than that McRib sandwich I had last night!
Master, we're going to be eating good tonight. Let's see, I think I'll cook the head and tail separate, I've heard MOINKfish head is a delicacy in Austria and other parts of Australia. I'll save the skin for some 1/4 lb. double cheese cracklings we can have whensowhatever time in the future.
Wife + kids: Daaaaaad, is dinner ready yet? We're starving!
Me: In a minute, I have to take some pictures first. :becky:
Wife: You're reassembling that thing? You know there's something wrong with you right? You're crazy!
Me: No, I'm not, I'm a wack-a-doodle and it's not my fault, this time I'm blaming Gore!!!
Now where's my robo squirrel?!!!
eace:
And that's a wrap! :clap:
I daresay you may have even outdone Gore himself on this one, Jason...
I daresay you may have even outdone Gore himself on this one, Jason...
Will work for bbq
Babbling Farker
Now where's my robo squirrel?!!!
Bravo, great job on the MOINKfish production. :clap2::clap2::clap2:
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