Moose's *OFFICIAL* Temple of the Hallowed BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate - Please Enter With Reverence and Awe

Moose · 03-06-2013, 04:34 PM

So, have you ever wondered what the BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate actually looks like?

Does it even exist, or is it just a figment of Bigabyte's imagination?

Well, I am here to show that it not only exists, but to remind you that you can have one of your very own if you participate in the TD's each week.

Heck, you could even get more than one and start your own BBQ Brethren Certificate wall!

Of course, you'll have to win more than one TD for that to happen, just so you are aware.

So, without further ado, I present to you the ultra rare, cool, ever evolving, always different and thus highly collectible Official BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate!

Keep scrolling....

A little more.....

Yep...this is going to be really good...

Almost there....

Please feel free to post your certificates here if you would like to share your past wins! The certificates also look especially great when you pose family members, celebrities, and even pets next to them.

BTW, special thanks to Smokin Aussie who so kindly helped create the new generation certificate. The old ones, while nice, are simply not at this level, and thus are not as highly collectible.

bigabyte · 03-06-2013, 04:36 PM

That looks COOL!

I must get one of these!

I guess I better get to cooking then.

Bluesman · 03-06-2013, 04:37 PM

I have just the post for this thread. Forthcoming, stay tuned.

fingerlickin' · 03-06-2013, 04:44 PM

I got your back Moose.

I'm not sure what you needed my credit card info for, but whatever it is a nice certificate!

Moose · 03-06-2013, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluesman

I have just the post for this thread. Forthcoming, stay tuned.

colonel00 · 03-06-2013, 06:29 PM

Moose · 03-06-2013, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fingerlickin'

I got your back Moose.

I'm not sure what you needed my credit card info for, but whatever it is a nice certificate!

Ahh...that was one of the really early 2.0 versions. We don't round the edges of the entry photos anymore, and there are only just a few of them in existence! HIGHLY collectible!

Gore · 03-06-2013, 08:17 PM

Fark, I'm gonna have to enter one of these throwdowns so I can win one of these! Those look really cool! Am I allowed to hang it on the door to my office?

Moose · 03-06-2013, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gore

Fark, I'm gonna have to enter one of these throwdowns so I can win one of these! Those look really cool! Am I allowed to hang it on the door to my office?

Of course you can, especially if you hang it on the side of the door that faces the office so it gets maximum exposure!

Big George's BBQ · 03-06-2013, 08:41 PM

awesome certificate

Bluesman · 03-06-2013, 09:24 PM

We cannot have a Temple of the Hallowed without the Altar of Heroes. With that I submit my place of reverance for the coveted and most revered Certificate Thingy of Throwdowns. But.....before you can enter please bow and kneel to partake in the Chant of the Throwdown........Recite with me...Please..

To The Throwdown

On an altar of marble
Covered with hide from the hog
Displayed are the spoils
Won with food fired on logs

The weapons of choice
In clear view on the Shrine
Show the essence of spirit
With which all Brethren shine

All people are welcome
Come bring on your wares
The contest is open
You can even cook spares

From the blaring of trumpets
Some said made from meat
They sounded the blast
That spelled the defeat

Watchful eyes are upon us
In Biggie and Moose
The Poobah deployed them
Someone help us… they’re loose

So with each week upon us
The contest is run
And we ask that you join
Each and Everyone

To The Throwdown
To The Throwdown

Now, with head bowed in Respect

Honor the Throwdown.

Happy Hapgood · 03-06-2013, 09:57 PM

Oops, wrong one.

Can't find the other one at the moment....

caseydog · 03-06-2013, 10:00 PM

I have one of them TD winner certificates. What I want is my farking IMBAS MOINK baller certificate.

CD

Moose · 03-06-2013, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toast

Can't find the other one at the moment....

I hope you didn't sell it on ebay...

Happy Hapgood · 03-06-2013, 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moose

I hope you didn't sell it on ebay...

No way no How Moose! Working on it as we speak!

03-06-2013, 04:34 PM	#1
Moose somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 10-12-08 Location: Gallatin, TN Name/Nickname : Richard	*Moose's OFFICIAL* Temple of the Hallowed BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate - Please Enter With Reverence and Awe So, have you ever wondered what the BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate actually looks like? Does it even exist, or is it just a figment of Bigabyte's imagination? Well, I am here to show that it not only exists, but to remind you that you can have one of your very own if you participate in the TD's each week. Heck, you could even get more than one and start your own BBQ Brethren Certificate wall! Of course, you'll have to win more than one TD for that to happen, just so you are aware. So, without further ado, I present to you the ultra rare, cool, ever evolving, always different and thus highly collectible Official BBQ Brethren Throwdown Certificate! Keep scrolling.... A little more..... Yep...this is going to be really good... Almost there.... Please feel free to post your certificates here if you would like to share your past wins! The certificates also look especially great when you pose family members, celebrities, and even pets next to them. BTW, special thanks to Smokin Aussie who so kindly helped create the new generation certificate. The old ones, while nice, are simply not at this level, and thus are not as highly collectible. __________________ Moose Showcase Your Cooking in the BBQ Brethren Throwdowns! 2017's "Mayo Explosion" The 2022 Steak Cooking Controversy: Follow the Science! Check out my blog: www.mooseonfire.com** Last edited by Moose; 03-06-2013 at 04:58 PM..

03-06-2013, 04:36 PM	#2
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	That looks COOL! I must get one of these! I guess I better get to cooking then. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

03-06-2013, 04:37 PM	#3
Bluesman Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-01-10 Location: Planet Krypton Name/Nickname : Jon	I have just the post for this thread. Forthcoming, stay tuned. __________________ 2010 22.5 WSM Weber Q200 1983 WGA 2010 Brick Red Touch n' Go Performer Kitchen stove

03-06-2013, 04:44 PM	#4
fingerlickin' Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-08-10 Location: Boyertown, PA	I got your back Moose. I'm not sure what you needed my credit card info for, but whatever it is a nice certificate! __________________ [COLOR=Navy][COLOR=Black][I] Jason [/I] "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - [I]Tommy Callahan III[/I][/COLOR][/COLOR] [B][SIZE=2][COLOR=DarkGreen][SIZE=3][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black] [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=2][COLOR=Black]Backwoods Ext. Party,[/COLOR][/SIZE][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][COLOR=DarkGreen] [COLOR=Black]Vision Kamado,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkGreen][B][COLOR=Black] 22" WSM[/COLOR][/B],[/COLOR] 22.5 Weber OTS, [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=DarkGreen][B]Mini WSM, [/B][COLOR=Red][B] UDS "No.8"[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR] [COLOR=Teal] [COLOR=Black][B][COLOR=DarkSlateGray]Napkin Killers BBQ[/COLOR] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR]

03-06-2013, 06:29 PM	#6
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03-06-2013, 08:17 PM	#8
Gore Phizzy Join Date: 10-05-08 Location: Hiding out from blood suck ghost snake gods, Nazis and scrap iron chefs trying to harvest body parts Name/Nickname : Gore (surprise!)	Fark, I'm gonna have to enter one of these throwdowns so I can win one of these! Those look really cool! Am I allowed to hang it on the door to my office? __________________ Assistant to a Mad BBQ Scientist (and a squirrel): Primo Oval XL, Small Offset, Gasser, Optigrill, UBS "I love everything about the pig, even the way she walks." -- Spanish proverb (\__/) (='.'=) This is the rabbit baby. Invests him in yours signature, (")_(") and the help rabbit baby takes over control of the world! Hmmmm, I wonder, WWGALD? Avatar courtesy of Grillman and NorthwestBBQ Promoted by Bigabyte to "Idiot #1" , and dubbed "Phizzy" by Sir Ron.

03-06-2013, 08:41 PM	#10
Big George's BBQ somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 02-07-08 Location: Framingham, MA Name/Nickname : George	awesome certificate __________________ Large BIG Green EGG- Hatched 8/17/09 Backwoods Extented Party- sold Weber Genesis Gasser Mid Atlantic BBQ Association KCBS Back Porch BBQ Competition BBQ Team Proud Member of the Zero Club When all else fails ask yourself WWGALD

03-06-2013, 09:24 PM	#11
Bluesman Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-01-10 Location: Planet Krypton Name/Nickname : Jon	The Altar of Heroes We cannot have a Temple of the Hallowed without the Altar of Heroes. With that I submit my place of reverance for the coveted and most revered Certificate Thingy of Throwdowns. But.....before you can enter please bow and kneel to partake in the Chant of the Throwdown........Recite with me...Please.. To The Throwdown On an altar of marble Covered with hide from the hog Displayed are the spoils Won with food fired on logs The weapons of choice In clear view on the Shrine Show the essence of spirit With which all Brethren shine All people are welcome Come bring on your wares The contest is open You can even cook spares From the blaring of trumpets Some said made from meat They sounded the blast That spelled the defeat Watchful eyes are upon us In Biggie and Moose The Poobah deployed them Someone help us… they’re loose So with each week upon us The contest is run And we ask that you join Each and Everyone To The Throwdown To The Throwdown Now, with head bowed in Respect Honor the Throwdown. __________________ 2010 22.5 WSM Weber Q200 1983 WGA 2010 Brick Red Touch n' Go Performer Kitchen stove

03-06-2013, 09:57 PM	#12
Happy Hapgood somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 03-17-12 Location: Shreveport, Louisiana Name/Nickname : Mike	Oops, wrong one. Can't find the other one at the moment.... __________________ Cooking Equipment: Weber WSM, Weber GA, Weber Spirit E-310, Weber 22" OTG Charbroil Oilless Turkey Fryer Wife LuzziAnn 1956 model. Ink Bird IBBQ 4T Wi-Fi Temp Monitor, Superfast LSU Purple Thermapen & ThermaPop, Party Q Ink Bird Sous Vide, HF Flame Thower My Motto these days is "Low Stress, Low Drag". The Artist Formally Known as Toast

03-06-2013, 10:00 PM	#13
caseydog somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-08-10 Location: Texas	I have one of them TD winner certificates. What I want is my farking IMBAS MOINK baller certificate. CD