***VOTE- Brethren "Breakfast Sandwich" Throwdown -VOTE***

That was tough. Some major contenders there. But I just could not get Ron L's outta my head.

Gotta love the double down. But I am curious if anyone died while eating it.

Missinglink99 said:

Gotta love the double down. But I am curious if anyone died while eating it.

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Still waiting on the test results to get back, although the wife was wondering if she should check for room availability with the ICU.

Now look here farkers... I'm gonna try and influence the votes here... yes... I am. You can't blame a bloke for having a "go" or making a pitch. I been watching some Pitmasters and I've seen how they all try and influence the judges "Like' I hope you'll see my BBQ is the best ever BBQ.... NOT"....

Kinda like you are eating at a cheap joint in Long Island... The lunch comes to 21 bucks... you've got a 50, and the waitress asks you if you want farking change Are you farking kidding I want farkin change??

You fat bint... I just had Matzaaaaa Ball soup and a freakin Hot Dog, and you wanna know if I want some farkin' change???
FARK!

Well... It's not the way we do things in my part of the BBQ universe, but I'll have a go, Aussie Style.:thumb:

Testing. Testing... {Taps Microphone}

OK Farkers... (Oh Fark, Can I say that???) Err Sorry.. Ladies and Gentleman....:tape:

This Farkin' Sammich is My Grand Final Day Sammich... Now before you farkin VOTE.. just take a bit of time to consider what the fark went into this farkin Sammich...:bow:

Bought a whole farkin front quarter of a PIG and made my own Buck Board bacon... a 2 week process.. for the farkin bacon on this sammich.... OH MY GOD, It was goooooooooood!






I bought 2 whole Chuckies and made the Boerewars sausage that went into this farkin' sammich....

Here's my second born son helping out!



And here's the result!


The EGGS came from My Mum and Dads hobby farm.

Here's the farkin chook that laid 'em!


The Onion and Tomato Sauce interpretation is a quintessentially AUSSIE thing.

I didn't use a SCRAP of farkin' GARNISH...uke: which is just crinkly vegetation, primarily to stop Competition turn in's from sticking to the side of the styrophoam box....

Now... not to denigrate the other entries, but ONLY THIS BREKKY TUCKER, will get you through the whole farkin day!... Especially GRAND FINAL DAY, where you drink till you drop and sleep where you fall!
:heh::heh::heh:

And we get to do it all again NEXT WEEK!:thumb:

VOTE 1 BILLY! ... Cause I'm farked if I can raise an entry next week!

And if you don't vote for me, I fully understand...

I'm just having fun!

Cheers!

Billy

this one was tough, but they all looked good

I'm tempted to change my vote to Aussie Bill, but some lingering questions remain, such as the true source of the ketchup on said sammich...only the freshest and best will do don't ya know...

Billy: Now that's funny! Nothing like some last minute campaigning!

You want to talk about all day filling?

The Breakfast Double Down is not for the faint of appetite!
This beast contains; 2 1/2 pound fatty seasoned sausage patties:shock:, 2 thick cut slices of seasoned bacon:shock:, 2 slices of cheese:shock:, and 2 fresh from the coop eggs:shock:!

No silly bread or garnish to get in the way, this is pure carnivorial delight!

If you can shake off the meat coma or fend off a possible heart attack, this bad boy will keep you going well beyond all day! :becky:

That is a thing of beauty! Actually they are all great.

I love Breakfast foods. They all look good Ron_L did it for me

Had to go with Ron_l, that dirty thumbnail kinda put me off SA...:becky: No seriously all looked great..:thumb:

Mmmmmmmmm....all look good!
But, a steak n egg sammie, then add sausage n onions, and then BBB!!! Way to go Bill!

Had to go with Ron L but they all had me drooling...Great Job Guys

SmokeJumper said:

Bill and Tom, those additional food pictures supporting your entries are outstanding, especially the chicken kicking around in the dirt, but they would be even better if they were smothered in Hollandaise. Go Ron_L!!!

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I'm workin' on it Rob... If I can catch that damn chicken, I'll squirt it all over with Hollandaise!

Bill finally wants to mix it up a bit and I don't have an entry, rats!

SmokinAussie said:

I'm workin' on it Rob... If I can catch that damn chicken, I'll squirt it all over with Hollandaise!

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Leave the head on and you'll win in a landslide.

Hollandaise covered head on chicken smoked or fried. Thats a heck of an idea....