BBQ Brethren "Man vs Food" Throwdown!

bigabyte · Apr 30, 2012

Our new category is...

[size=+2]"Man vs Food!"[/size]

Stay safe everyone!

...as chosen by Cack, the winner of the Burger Throwdown!

Here is how Cack called this one...

Cack said:
I've been wanting to post this TD more than I've wanted to win one.

The next Throwdown is the "Man vs. Food" TD.

You must create your own food challenge, and have someone (doesn't have to be cooker/submitter) to compete against the challenge.

Special rules (just for everyones (my) viewing pleasure)
1. Challenge Name and Rules
2. Prep pics
3. Challenge in process pic(s)
4. Which won

I've wanted to see what the crazy minds here could throw together to create a food challenge, and which one of their unlucky friends will have to compete against the food.

Good lucky everyone

Hmmmm....this could get interesting...

Click here to read the rules for the BBQ Brethren Throwdown...

You may submit entries that are cooked from Friday 5/4 through Sunday 5/13.

Entry pictures must be submitted by 6 a.m. Central US Time on Monday morning 5/14.

By submitting entry photos to this Throwdown thread you are agreeing that you have read and understand the Throwdown Rules.

The voting will begin Monday 5/14 after the "Vote" thread is submitted and will run through Sunday 5/20. All votes will be public.

Don't forget, you can still enter the "Taco" Throwdown until Monday morning 5/7 by 6am Central time.

Our next category will be decided by the winner of the "Stadium Food" Throwdown!

Best of luck and even better eats to all!

colonel00 · Apr 30, 2012

Farking special rules :tsk:

I challenge someone to eat a whole loaf of cold, slimy SPAM in one sitting with nothing else. No sides, no crackers, no utensils.

caseydog · Apr 30, 2012

I think I'll cook something really, really tasty, and challenge myself to eat it. :heh:

CD

Cack · Apr 30, 2012

colonel00 said:
Farking special rules :tsk:

I challenge someone to eat a whole loaf of cold, slimy SPAM in one sitting with nothing else. No sides, no crackers, no utensils.

I was going to try to think of as many special rules as I could ... just to be a :twitch:

caseydog · Apr 30, 2012

colonel00 said:
Farking special rules :tsk:

I challenge someone to eat a whole loaf of cold, slimy SPAM in one sitting with nothing else. No sides, no crackers, no utensils.

That would fail a basic TD rule that a substantial element be cooked on a grill or smoker. Perhaps SPAM and fish head nachos. :idea:

CD

Will work for bbq · Apr 30, 2012

bigabyte said:

Okay, you guys are missing the obvious here. Where the fark are we supposed to find a Woolly Mammoth. :noidea:

colonel00 · Apr 30, 2012

Will work for bbq said:
Okay, you guys are missing the obvious here. Where the fark are we supposed to find a Woolly Mammoth. :noidea:

You have tar pits out there don't you? Duh :tsk:

deguerre · Apr 30, 2012

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Crap. This means if Redhot and I both enter - we have to cook FOUR dishes?

KnucklHed BBQ · Apr 30, 2012

time to get out the stretchy pants...

bigabyte · Apr 30, 2012

Is the world truly ready for the Great SPAMFish Battle?

caseydog · Apr 30, 2012

I'm heading out on the road Thursday, and will be gone most of the next few weeks. I probably will miss this one. I may even miss the Derby Special TD, which was my own farking idea. :doh:

So, if I don't enter, I'm not dissin' the TD. It should be a fun one.

CD

Gore · Apr 30, 2012

Cack, I'm more than a little confused. I'm under the impression that anyone is free to issue a challenge to another person. You then each make that dish and there is a vote to decide who wins this challenge. Is this correct? If so, Bigabyte's going to have to put up a lot of polls.

The only other thing I can think that this means is that we have to find and cook a mammoth as Paul suggests. I do have a colleague in Siberia, but I don't think I'd trust the postal service to deliver it on time, especially since they had trouble finding Overland Fark.

Oldyote · Apr 30, 2012

I was pretty sure I understood the farking special rules until Gore showed up. Now I am totally confused.

SirPorkaLot · Apr 30, 2012

You must create your own food challenge, and have someone (doesn't have to be cooker/submitter) to compete against the challenge.
together to create a food challenge, and which one of their unlucky friends will have to compete against the food.

What if you don't have any friends?

:noidea:

bluetang · Apr 30, 2012

SirPorkaLot said:
What if you don't have any friends?

:noidea:

Move to Cali:becky:

bigabyte · Apr 30, 2012

SirPorkaLot said:
What if you don't have any friends?

:noidea:

Make a little squirrel or avocado friend.

Sent from my Reynold's Foil Hat using Boil-A-Rib 2

landarc · May 1, 2012

I already live in California, and I have nobody who wants to eat my food.

landarc · May 1, 2012

I do wonder, if I started with a 10 pound packer, could I eat it all in one sitting?

WvSmoke · May 1, 2012

I'm with Gore. I don't quite understand the challenge thing.

deguerre · May 1, 2012

Oldyote said:
Now I am totally confused.

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