Gotta Refrigerator Full of Xmas Meats to Smoke and...

N8man · 12-23-2009, 11:07 AM

I may have the Farking Flu!!!!

At first I thought it was just a simple Head Cold. Tried to shake it off and went about my business, cleaning the snow and ice off of the front and back steps, scraped off and salted the ramp to my Barn where the Smokers are. Came inside to cool off a bit and started coughing and sweating. Sat down to rest and went to say something to Cathy and my voice sounded as that of Satan's. I'm talking real low, deep and gravelly, it literally shook the panes of glass in the windows. She spun around and stared at me in Shock and Horror!!

!
Now, I have totally lost my voice, I know that is a great comfort to Cathy,
but I am determined to get out there and Burn some Meat!!!
As of now, I am still planning to Smoke all this Meat between Tomorrow and Christmas Day.
2- Five Lb. Chuckies
1- Five Lb. Rib Roast
1- Six Lb. Pork Loin
1- St. Louis Trimmed rack of Pork Ribs
4- One Lb. Polish Kielbasa's
6- One Lb. Fatties to give out as presents

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion(or letdown)of N8man's Smoking Christmas Adventure!!!

Cast Iron Chef · 12-23-2009, 11:17 AM

Hope you feel better. Nothing worse then being sick during the holidays.

blues_n_cues · 12-23-2009, 11:23 AM

bummer but i have the answer.

shot of warm wild turkey w/ honey,brown sugar & lemon.

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

get it yet???

Divemaster · 12-23-2009, 11:34 AM

Hope ya feel better bro! All else fails, you could send me the meat and I promise some of it could be returned...

Quote:

Originally Posted by blues_n_cues

bummer but i have the answer.

shot of warm wild turkey w/ honey,brown sugar & lemon.

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

more wild turkey

get it yet???

My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!

stiffy · 12-23-2009, 11:42 AM

Man, I wish I could get a rack of ribs for christmas, haha hope you get to feeling better. May have to let the wife do the smokin 'eh? Only joking tho.

Bogus Chezz Hawg · 12-23-2009, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by N8man

I may have the Farking Flu!!!!

At first I thought it was just a simple Head Cold. Tried to shake it off and went about my business, cleaning the snow and ice off of the front and back steps, scraped off and salted the ramp to my Barn where the Smokers are. Came inside to cool off a bit and started coughing and sweating. Sat down to rest and went to say something to Cathy and my voice sounded as that of Satan's. I'm talking real low, deep and gravelly, it literally shook the panes of glass in the windows. She spun around and stared at me in Shock and Horror!!

!
Now, I have totally lost my voice, I know that is a great comfort to Cathy,
but I am determined to get out there and Burn some Meat!!!
As of now, I am still planning to Smoke all this Meat between Tomorrow and Christmas Day.
2- Five Lb. Chuckies
1- Five Lb. Rib Roast
1- Six Lb. Pork Loin
1- St. Louis Trimmed rack of Pork Ribs
4- One Lb. Polish Kielbasa's
6- One Lb. Fatties to give out as presents

Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion(or letdown)of N8man's Smoking Christmas Adventure!!!

Web MD says you got the swine flu!!
Get well soon!

blues_n_cues · 12-23-2009, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divemaster

Hope ya feel better bro! All else fails, you could send me the meat and I promise some of it could be returned...

My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!

i always forget the tea....lol

Papa Payne · 12-23-2009, 11:52 AM

Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Hope you feel better soon.

Sounds like you're fixin to smoke up a feast!

How much of the white stuff did ya'll get out your way? The field at Grandma's house (were we played in the snow with the 4-wheelers) had around 9 - 10 inches of the stuff.

By the way, my voice is going too after getting out and playing in the snow with the grandkids. But it was worth it, they (and me) had a blast!

Papa

Phubar · 12-23-2009, 11:55 AM

Pharking Phlu!!!
I'll stay tuned!
Get well soon bro'!

Bigmista · 12-23-2009, 11:56 AM

Feel better!

BTW... how do I get on the fatty present list?

big brother smoke · 12-23-2009, 12:08 PM

Hope you feel better and get some smoking in. Try some Emergen-C. It will enhance your immune system and give you some energy in my experience.

N8man · 12-23-2009, 12:32 PM

Here's my Fridge, just a waiting....

My Daddy was trying to be helpful and suggested, "Why don't you just cook that stuff in the Oven and forget about trying to get outside?..."
Blasphemer!!!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divemaster

My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!

Right now my chest is on fire....I just hit a shot glass full of Apple Cider Vinegar.....Iff'n you think you're Manly...Try it.....

But my voice is coming back.....You could hear me cussing a mile away!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Papa Payne

How much of the white stuff did ya'll get out your way? The field at Grandma's house (were we played in the snow with the 4-wheelers) had around 9 - 10 inches of the stuff. Papa

I think we got about the same here...This is the front yard today...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigmista

BTW... how do I get on the fatty present list?

The easiest way would be to move in next door...would love to have you as my neighbor!!

Divemaster · 12-23-2009, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Divemaster

My Grandmother used to give us hot tea with honey and just a touch of brandy... Worked great!

Quote:

Originally Posted by N8man

Right now my chest is on fire....I just hit a shot glass full of Apple Cider Vinegar.....Iff'n you think you're Manly...Try it.....

But my voice is coming back.....You could hear me cussing a mile away!!

That's why I recommended the tea...

Honey coats the throat, Tea helps with the sinus's, brandy is just good for ya... lol (Oh, and by the way, you can keep your shot of vinegar!!!)

Feel better Bro!

BlkJeep · 12-23-2009, 01:16 PM

Good luck and get well! That looks like the perfect amount of snow. Not too much not too little! And I don't think I could do a shot of cider vingear! I guess I'm not manly enough!!!

Rich Parker · 12-23-2009, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by big brother smoke

Hope you feel better and get some smoking in. Try some Emergen-C. It will enhance your immune system and give you some energy in my experience.

+1 As soon as I feel something coming on I hit 1 - 2 grams of vitamin C every couple of hours and that fixes almost everything.

N8 - Hope you feel better bro!

12-23-2009, 11:07 AM	#1
N8man Babbling Farker Join Date: 05-09-07 Location: God's Country Ossipee-Osceola NC	Gotta Refrigerator Full of Xmas Meats to Smoke and... I may have the Farking Flu!!!! At first I thought it was just a simple Head Cold. Tried to shake it off and went about my business, cleaning the snow and ice off of the front and back steps, scraped off and salted the ramp to my Barn where the Smokers are. Came inside to cool off a bit and started coughing and sweating. Sat down to rest and went to say something to Cathy and my voice sounded as that of Satan's. I'm talking real low, deep and gravelly, it literally shook the panes of glass in the windows. She spun around and stared at me in Shock and Horror!!! Now, I have totally lost my voice, I know that is a great comfort to Cathy, but I am determined to get out there and Burn some Meat!!! As of now, I am still planning to Smoke all this Meat between Tomorrow and Christmas Day. 2- Five Lb. Chuckies 1- Five Lb. Rib Roast 1- Six Lb. Pork Loin 1- St. Louis Trimmed rack of Pork Ribs 4- One Lb. Polish Kielbasa's 6- One Lb. Fatties to give out as presents Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion(or letdown)of N8man's Smoking Christmas Adventure!!! __________________ N8man Average Joe Backyard Enthusiast How I Fire Up That Ugly DrumPit Smoker!!!!

12-23-2009, 11:17 AM	#2
Cast Iron Chef is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 08-01-09 Location: Henderson, NV	Hope you feel better. Nothing worse then being sick during the holidays. __________________ Paul 18.5 & (2) 22.5" WSM New Brumfield Offset Smoker/Grill 22.5" Weber One Touch Platinum [SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=RoyalBlue]Genesis[/COLOR] 3 Gasser Bradley [/COLOR][/SIZE]Bisquette[SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] Pooper Bullpen BBQ Team [/COLOR][/SIZE]

12-23-2009, 11:23 AM	#3
blues_n_cues is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 12-16-07 Location: south central,ky.	bummer but i have the answer. shot of warm wild turkey w/ honey,brown sugar & lemon. more wild turkey more wild turkey more wild turkey get it yet??? __________________ Blues_n_Cues BBQ Concessions & Catering

12-23-2009, 11:52 AM	#8
Papa Payne is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 08-23-09 Location: Taylorsville, NC	Sorry to hear you're under the weather. Hope you feel better soon. Sounds like you're fixin to smoke up a feast! How much of the white stuff did ya'll get out your way? The field at Grandma's house (were we played in the snow with the 4-wheelers) had around 9 - 10 inches of the stuff. By the way, my voice is going too after getting out and playing in the snow with the grandkids. But it was worth it, they (and me) had a blast! Papa __________________ [COLOR=white]Chargriller Offset[/COLOR]

12-23-2009, 11:55 AM	#9
Phubar somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 04-24-09 Location: Utrecht,TheNetherPharkinglands	Pharking Phlu!!! I'll stay tuned! Get well soon bro'! __________________ -TG -WGA (3) -UDS (S,M,L) All fueled by [COLOR=lime]Ecobrasa[/COLOR] Coco Briquettes [URL="http://lowlandsmokers.blogspot.com/2011/06/lowland-smokers-workshop-hei-en-boeicop.html"]Lowland Smokers[/URL] Dutch BBQ Champion 2011 - 2012 [URL="http://lowlandsmokers.blogspot.com/2011/06/lowland-smokers-workshop-hei-en-boeicop.html"]Lowland Smokers[/URL] Dutch BBQ Champion 2013 Low 'n Slow WGA Ambassador

12-23-2009, 11:42 AM	#5
stiffy Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 03-26-09 Location: NW, MO	Man, I wish I could get a rack of ribs for christmas, haha hope you get to feeling better. May have to let the wife do the smokin 'eh? Only joking tho.

12-23-2009, 11:56 AM	#10
Bigmista somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-24-04 Location: Long Beach, CA	Feel better! BTW... how do I get on the fatty present list? __________________ Wait! Bigmista wrote a cookbook? Rec Tec RT-700 Bull Pitmaker Vault Remembering Scott

12-23-2009, 12:08 PM	#11
big brother smoke somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-03-06 Location: Ventura, CA	Hope you feel better and get some smoking in. Try some Emergen-C. It will enhance your immune system and give you some energy in my experience. __________________ Peace and Smoke, BBS Powered by the West Coast Offense: Big Poppa Smokers and Simply Marvelous BBQ - "Walk with Us" My weapons: Humphrey's Smokers

12-23-2009, 01:16 PM	#14
BlkJeep is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-02-09 Location: Centralia, MO	Good luck and get well! That looks like the perfect amount of snow. Not too much not too little! And I don't think I could do a shot of cider vingear! I guess I'm not manly enough!!! __________________ Jud 1-Weber Silver 22.5" 1-Jeep® UDS 1-Topless 22.5" Red Weber Kettle

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