Marriage on the Rocks???

16Adams · 12-09-2013, 08:41 PM

Wife just declared every Monday through the end of the year as Veggie Mondays. I know it's only three meals out of 21. I knew something was wrong when instead of regular strong coffee this morning, she handed me Celestial Seasonings decaf no sugar Chai Tea. I've got a 11# packer ready to go, and Tuesday starts at midnight.

Q Junkie · 12-09-2013, 08:43 PM

She is clearly trying to kill you.

cowgirl · 12-09-2013, 08:44 PM

lol Probably not a bad idea for all of us!

peeps · 12-09-2013, 08:46 PM

Coffee ain't no damn meat I ever heard of!!!!!

dwfisk · 12-09-2013, 08:48 PM

I know beef and pork is meat, but chicken and fish are veggies, right?

kds9547 · 12-09-2013, 08:50 PM

Veggie? What dat is?

ShencoSmoke · 12-09-2013, 08:54 PM

I think its time to stuff a baked potato with sausage. Core it out with an 1 1/2" paddle bit and fill it up, she will never know...

krek · 12-09-2013, 08:54 PM

If it can't do math, it's a vegetable.

BMCSRET · 12-09-2013, 08:57 PM

Taking vegetables away from animals that eat them so they can grow up for us to cook. Just wrong...

CarterK · 12-09-2013, 08:57 PM

Is she trying to turn you into one of those scrawny vegetarian fellas? She'll come to her senses.

mytmouz · 12-09-2013, 08:59 PM

I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...

RevZiLLa · 12-09-2013, 09:40 PM

Time to divert to a BBQ joint on the way home on Mondays

Bludawg · 12-09-2013, 09:57 PM

Did she slip on the ice and land on her head? Maybe you can return her as defective and get a refund then buy a side of beef.

lastmajordude · 12-09-2013, 09:59 PM

Something about this post made me crack up....!!!!!!! good luck bro!!!!!!

popeye · 12-09-2013, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mytmouz

I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...

amen to that i have to do coffee in the morning .. Wife won't even talk to be till i have at least one cup

12-09-2013, 08:41 PM	#1
16Adams somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 01-16-13 Location: USA	Marriage on the Rocks??? Wife just declared every Monday through the end of the year as Veggie Mondays. I know it's only three meals out of 21. I knew something was wrong when instead of regular strong coffee this morning, she handed me Celestial Seasonings decaf no sugar Chai Tea. I've got a 11# packer ready to go, and Tuesday starts at midnight. __________________ Tiernan SOB34, Primo Oval XL, Oklahoma Joe's Bronco, Oklahoma Joe's Highland, Pit Boss Austin XL, Pit Boss Table Top Last edited by 16Adams; 06-01-2014 at 11:41 AM..

12-09-2013, 08:44 PM	#3
cowgirl somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-18-07 Location: Oklahoma Name/Nickname : jeanie	lol Probably not a bad idea for all of us! __________________ jeanie Lifetime member of the Society for the Preservation of Authentic Royal Magical Rare Kaskaskian Peppers (Thanks Ash :)) RIP Ash, you are missed http://cowgirlscountry.blogspot.com/

12-09-2013, 08:46 PM	#4
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12-09-2013, 08:48 PM	#5
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12-09-2013, 08:54 PM	#8
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12-09-2013, 08:43 PM	#2
Q Junkie is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-07-12 Location: San Marcos, CA	She is clearly trying to kill you.

12-09-2013, 08:50 PM	#6
kds9547 is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 09-18-12 Location: Lugoff, SC	Veggie? What dat is?

12-09-2013, 08:54 PM	#7
ShencoSmoke is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-02-13 Location: The Shenandoah Valley	I think its time to stuff a baked potato with sausage. Core it out with an 1 1/2" paddle bit and fill it up, she will never know...

12-09-2013, 08:57 PM	#9
BMCSRET On the road to being a farker Join Date: 09-04-13 Location: Castro Valley, CA	Taking vegetables away from animals that eat them so they can grow up for us to cook. Just wrong... __________________ 5 Misc Webers and Lone Star Grillz 24''x48'' Smoker with integrated 24''x24''x36'' vertical smoker

12-09-2013, 08:57 PM	#10
CarterK On the road to being a farker Join Date: 08-27-12 Location: Raleigh, NC	Is she trying to turn you into one of those scrawny vegetarian fellas? She'll come to her senses.

12-09-2013, 08:59 PM	#11
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12-09-2013, 09:40 PM	#12
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12-09-2013, 09:57 PM	#13
Bludawg somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-04-09 Location: Jonesboro,Tx	Did she slip on the ice and land on her head? Maybe you can return her as defective and get a refund then buy a side of beef. __________________ I'm a Proxy Vegetarian> Cows eat grass & I eat cows.

12-09-2013, 09:59 PM	#14
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