2000 Lbs of Funk - Page 2

Butts-n-gutts · 12-17-2008, 12:49 AM

When you get down there go to Ryder and rent a truck with a lift gate, Back up the uhaul to the gate at the right height. You will still have to move it from the uhaul, but at least it should not drop and do some damage.

Single Fin Smoker · 12-17-2008, 02:08 AM

Ey Funk, I like to hear some of dat really cool music of yours while you move things(Damn Norco is evil to drink beer). Wheres da turkey funk tunes at?

Also, where in Texas are you movin to? I got a few brothers......cuzins an auntys that might help you unload her, that is if you feed em. They drink Shiner, I hope thats okay.

LoneStarBarbeque Co. · 12-17-2008, 08:04 AM

What part of texas you moving to?

Against The Grain · 12-17-2008, 08:37 AM

How about getting a wrecker.

Hop · 12-17-2008, 09:10 AM

Connect the blue trailer to a truck and back it up to the uhaul. Then get you some pipes to stick under the smoker. Use a comealong fron the trailer to the smoker and suck it out. If Height is a problem then use a couple 2x12's for ramps. 3/4" PVC might be enough to allow the pit to slide on. Steel fence pipe would be best.
What part of Texas are you moving to?
--Hop
Houston, TX

Cliff H. · 12-17-2008, 09:14 AM

I'll be in Texas next week. I would love to watch.!!!

Against The Grain · 12-17-2008, 09:50 AM

We can take it out with a fork lift in Friendswood, then put it on a trailer if you have one.

Mark · 12-17-2008, 10:34 AM

The answer is obvious to me and may a couple others but they weren't explicit.

Plan A

Call a flat bed tow truck
Winch the meat mamma onto the flatbed
Go to where you want to put momma, tilt the flatbed and lower into place.

Plan B
Accellerate the moving van in reverse and slam on breaks

BobBrisket · 12-17-2008, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark

The answer is obvious to me and may a couple others but they weren't explicit.

Plan A

Call a flat bed tow truck
Winch the meat mamma onto the flatbed
Go to where you want to put momma, tilt the flatbed and lower into place.

Plan B
Accellerate the moving van in reverse and slam on breaks

This would work though.

RangerJ · 12-17-2008, 11:27 AM

Well I've only been out of Texas for 11 months and unless things have changed drastically since then or your heading somewhere I've never heard of, there is typically a street corner with all the muscle you can afford.

Being bi lingual is encouraged but not necessary...

jonboy · 12-17-2008, 03:30 PM

You guys are overlooking the easy way.
Just lay the trailer over on its side and slide the smoker out.:)
jon

tommykendall · 12-17-2008, 03:43 PM

The wheel well appears to be located in the wrong position.

That is one farking sweet cooker. Rotiserrie motor and racks?

Desert Dweller · 12-17-2008, 07:09 PM

I would sure love to watch this. It has all the earmarks of a monkey farkin a football!

Tazto · 12-17-2008, 09:36 PM

I can see two things happening. 1) A new YouTube video that sweeps across the internet like wildfire, and 2) Funk winning $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos.

12-17-2008, 12:49 AM	#16
Butts-n-gutts Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 01-27-08 Location: Mooresville, NC Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	When you get down there go to Ryder and rent a truck with a lift gate, Back up the uhaul to the gate at the right height. You will still have to move it from the uhaul, but at least it should not drop and do some damage. __________________ KCBS CBJ WSM UDS

12-17-2008, 02:08 AM	#17
Single Fin Smoker is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-11-06 Location: Huntington Beach California Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Ey Funk, I like to hear some of dat really cool music of yours while you move things(Damn Norco is evil to drink beer). Wheres da turkey funk tunes at? Also, where in Texas are you movin to? I got a few brothers......cuzins an auntys that might help you unload her, that is if you feed em. They drink Shiner, I hope thats okay. __________________ Sidartha translated: Every wish fullfilled Keiki Kai UDS(Norco II) WSM Webber Kettle True stainless kegerator w/cheap 1/2 barrel 10'6 EC single fin 10' Minchington 2-1 set up

12-17-2008, 08:37 AM	#19
Against The Grain Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 06-30-07 Location: Galveston Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	How about getting a wrecker. __________________ "The only time to eat diet food is while you are waiting for the steak to cook." - Julia Child (1912-2004) Member Lighthouse Charity Team

12-17-2008, 09:10 AM	#20
Hop Knows what a fatty is. Join Date: 10-15-08 Location: Pasadena, TX Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Connect the blue trailer to a truck and back it up to the uhaul. Then get you some pipes to stick under the smoker. Use a comealong fron the trailer to the smoker and suck it out. If Height is a problem then use a couple 2x12's for ramps. 3/4" PVC might be enough to allow the pit to slide on. Steel fence pipe would be best. What part of Texas are you moving to? --Hop Houston, TX __________________ NB Bandera, Stnls Brinkmann, Classic Old Smokey (with a rusted out bottom),

12-17-2008, 09:14 AM	#21
Cliff H. is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 03-03-07 Location: Jonesboro Arkansas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I'll be in Texas next week. I would love to watch.!!! __________________ Cliff

12-17-2008, 08:04 AM	#18
LoneStarBarbeque Co. On the road to being a farker Join Date: 02-05-07 Location: Fort Worth Texas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	What part of texas you moving to?

12-17-2008, 09:50 AM	#22
Against The Grain Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 06-30-07 Location: Galveston Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	We can take it out with a fork lift in Friendswood, then put it on a trailer if you have one. __________________ "The only time to eat diet food is while you are waiting for the steak to cook." - Julia Child (1912-2004) Member Lighthouse Charity Team

12-17-2008, 10:34 AM	#23
Mark somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 08-13-03 Location: St. Peters MO Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The answer is obvious to me and may a couple others but they weren't explicit. Plan A Call a flat bed tow truck Winch the meat mamma onto the flatbed Go to where you want to put momma, tilt the flatbed and lower into place. Plan B Accellerate the moving van in reverse and slam on breaks __________________ Dr. Mark (STL) Ph.D. (honorary) Bovine $hitology A thin line separates paranoia from an acute understanding of reality.

12-17-2008, 11:27 AM	#25
RangerJ is one Smokin' Farker Join Date: 11-04-08 Location: Houston, Texas Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Well I've only been out of Texas for 11 months and unless things have changed drastically since then or your heading somewhere I've never heard of, there is typically a street corner with all the muscle you can afford. Being bi lingual is encouraged but not necessary... __________________ www.pappacharliesbbq.com Cooking on a Baby J by Jambo Are You Ready to Throwdown?

12-17-2008, 03:30 PM	#26
jonboy is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 01-14-07 Location: Mount Washington, Kentucky Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You guys are overlooking the easy way. Just lay the trailer over on its side and slide the smoker out.:) jon

12-17-2008, 03:43 PM	#27
tommykendall Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 08-13-03 Location: Long Beach, CA Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The wheel well appears to be located in the wrong position. That is one farking sweet cooker. Rotiserrie motor and racks? __________________ tk PitBitch

12-17-2008, 07:09 PM	#28
Desert Dweller Babbling Farker Join Date: 08-03-08 Location: Mesa, AZ Not exactly hell, but the zip code is very close... Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I would sure love to watch this. It has all the earmarks of a monkey farkin a football! __________________ Bo Compton in Mesa, AZ, KCBS CBJ Weber Ranch Kettle, BDS Mega, OTS, Weber Platinum WSM w/Stacker from ProQ LFSA RED Thermapen, And 1 2010 Victor brand Hot Dog Cart

12-17-2008, 09:36 PM	#29
Tazto Knows what a fatty is. Join Date: 05-11-06 Location: Amarillo, TX Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I can see two things happening. 1) A new YouTube video that sweeps across the internet like wildfire, and 2) Funk winning $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos.

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