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Unread 04-04-2014, 01:18 AM   #1
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Exclamation As I poured my salad out of the bag...

...I pondered the bizarre irony of the moment I found myself in... it was late, I was tired and too lazy to cut up vegetables for a salad, but of course thought nothing of firing up the kettle to sear a flat iron to make that same salad worth eating.

What sort of illness do we have that allows our heads to twist reality in this way? and justify it?

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Unread 04-04-2014, 01:25 AM   #2
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Sometimes we just gotta eat meat! We're omnivores not horses or cows.
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I recognize that Brother.
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I see nothing wrong....carry on!
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for the love of the end result. "Looks Great" though.
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How are ya gonna cut veggies when you're busy grilling steak?? You were just prioritizing.
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vegetable's are not food, vegetable's are what food eat's
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Salad in a bag..... How many hundreds of those have I gone through...

I feel ya, by the time I get home from work (Late!), the last thing I want to do is dive into a big complicated dinner. So it's either a frozen pizza (now there's a topic!), or bag-o-salad.

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Yup. You just have your priorities is all!
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Been there, done that. All part of the obsession we share.
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I won't even open the refrigerator for salad. If it's not already on the counter, it's just not worth the bother.
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It's because grilling isn't work.
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Vegetables are mearly a vehicle to get ranch dressing into our mouths...
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Unread 04-04-2014, 09:09 AM   #15
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I would definately hit that
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