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Unread 12-09-2013, 08:41 PM   #1
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Default Marriage on the Rocks???

Wife just declared every Monday through the end of the year as Veggie Mondays. I know it's only three meals out of 21. I knew something was wrong when instead of regular strong coffee this morning, she handed me Celestial Seasonings decaf no sugar Chai Tea. I've got a 11# packer ready to go, and Tuesday starts at midnight.
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Unread 12-09-2013, 08:43 PM   #2
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She is clearly trying to kill you.
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Unread 12-09-2013, 08:44 PM   #3
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lol Probably not a bad idea for all of us!
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Coffee ain't no damn meat I ever heard of!!!!!
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I know beef and pork is meat, but chicken and fish are veggies, right?
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Veggie? What dat is?
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I think its time to stuff a baked potato with sausage. Core it out with an 1 1/2" paddle bit and fill it up, she will never know...
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Taking vegetables away from animals that eat them so they can grow up for us to cook. Just wrong...
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Is she trying to turn you into one of those scrawny vegetarian fellas? She'll come to her senses.
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I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...
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Time to divert to a BBQ joint on the way home on Mondays
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Did she slip on the ice and land on her head? Maybe you can return her as defective and get a refund then buy a side of beef.
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Something about this post made me crack up....!!!!!!! good luck bro!!!!!!
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I could do the meatless gig once a week, but the coffee would be a deal breaker...
amen to that i have to do coffee in the morning .. Wife won't even talk to be till i have at least one cup
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