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Unread 10-11-2013, 12:39 PM   #1
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Default What my wife said....

So you have to understand, my wife doesn't do a lot of cooking and I don't think she has ever grilled anything let alone BBQ. That being said, last night as she was putting some left over chicken in the frig that I had done on the rotisserie I hear the following:

Why do you have such big meat?

She hears me start to chuckle and adds "in the frig."

Needless to say I thought it was hilarious and had to share. I had a pair of 8+ lbs Butts in there that are now on the cooker.

Does anyone else have interesting commentary they would care to share?
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I have had a few gay female friends say that they loved my meat in their mouth, when talking about my bbq.
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As long as your meat is in their mouths, does anything else really matter?....
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had a girl telling me "I want some of you butt....." a while back
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If they don't love having your meat in their mouths, you are doing it wrong...
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I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.
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I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.
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"the frig"?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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Went to a buddy's house in the early am to pick him up for fishing...I went into the kitchen to show his wife a pic of a large striper I had caught previously...She looks at it and says.."My, that is a beauty...AND HUGE!"....I hear him holler in from the living room, "Hey, what are you showing her?"....
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my wife says

Why do you have such big meat?
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WOW this thread went straight into the gutter ...

I had to read it 6 or 7 times so far to see all the racey comments
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My wife just says "Get that meat out of my [freezer] box."
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