Discussion Thread: BBQ Brethren "Let's Do It Aussie Style" Throwdown! (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion *BE WARNED*)

Moose · 03-12-2013, 08:27 PM

Our new category is called...

"Let's Do it Aussie Style!"

Looks like good eats to me!

As chosen by AussieTitch, for his landslide victory in the "Nuts" Throwdown!

CATEGORY DESCRIPTION - READ BEFORE ENTERING!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AussieTitch

An American was hoping to immigrate to Australia.
Upon arriving in Australia, he was questioned by a customs officer, “What is your business in Australia?”

“I wish to immigrate,” was the Americans reply .

The customs officer then asked, “Do you have a conviction record?”

Confused, the American replied, “I didn’t think you still needed one.”

I suggest the next Throwdown be "Australian ".
Only rule would be,present something that says Australia to you.
we do have great sense of humour and usually expect to made fun of.
Your turn to Google us.
Ten Australian foods to help you on your way.

1. Barbeque, usually a line of Barbies,burnt offerings of Sausage and chops or steak, turned constantly .while drinking copious amounts of beer.
2.The Australian Meat Pie, full of stuff you would not normally eat but goes great with Beer and Football.
3.Vegemite,on Toast,with Lettuce ,or what gets between your toes when wearing thongs
4.Lammington, usually associate with the local church fundraiser,washed down with a cup of Tea for the Shiela's or a Beer for the blokes
5.BBQ Chicken,crisp Dry and washed down with Beer

6.Spaghetti Bolognese, The sauce came in a Can and was ok, as it was never touched by any Italian Hands

7.Roast Lamb,Sunday roast that perfumed the country, Ladies served it up after Church with ample Bottles of Beer for the Blokes

8.Pavlova.Really Australian but the Kiwi's keep trying to lay claim to it
9.Violet Crumble, Something to suck on after a Sunday drinking beer.

10. Fish and Chips, Friday night delight washed down with ample beer.

Hmmmm...Sounds like we get to drink a LOT of beer, which is always a good thing!

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bigabyte · 03-12-2013, 08:30 PM

Excellent call Titch!

I like it when my wife does that whole "down under" thing.

Guess I better go get some Fosters.

landarc · 03-12-2013, 08:32 PM

Oh, I know a hot little bird that makes a killer pavlova. I wonder if we are still not talking?

I could offer to go down under I suppose.

Bluesman · 03-12-2013, 08:35 PM

Oh yeah....

Wonder if I can get a whole kangaroo on my pit....

need to grab in a few cases of Fosters.....

chriscw81 · 03-12-2013, 08:39 PM

I loves me some Australia but vegemite should only be used as a punishment.....or a penal colony

And, yes, I've tried it

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MS2SB · 03-12-2013, 08:42 PM

So when I'm cooking I need to stir everything in the opposite direction?

Gore · 03-12-2013, 08:43 PM

Great, jumbo shrimp on the barbie it is.

Will add the bloomin' onion, Foster's and side of beetroot, and we'll be set.

landarc · 03-12-2013, 08:45 PM

I need yabbies and marron over here

bigabyte · 03-12-2013, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chriscw81

...vegemite should only be used as a punishment.....or a penal colony

OK, I think as a moderator I am going to have to draw the line at the talk about yeasty penal colonies.

Keep it...well...not clean...but...well...you know...not all super nasty and stuff!:nope:

caseydog · 03-12-2013, 09:06 PM

So, throw some shrimp on the barbie, deep fry an onion until greasy, cook a tough steak badly, and drink a lot of Foster's. Got it.

Looks like an easy throwdown, next week.

CD

Bluesman · 03-12-2013, 09:13 PM

Is it okay to use an Outback menu for guidance...

landarc · 03-12-2013, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluesman

Is it okay to use an Outback menu for guidance...

Isn't that the special rule?

bigabyte · 03-12-2013, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluesman

Is it okay to use an Outback menu for guidance...

Why not? We figured out where the Aussie brethren were located using the Outback Steakhouse map that Silverfinger posted. And the place specializes in food, not maps. So just imagine how accurate the food must be.

Bluesman · 03-12-2013, 09:27 PM

That's right Silverfinger was just there...........bastige has an IN....farker...

Bluesman · 03-12-2013, 10:01 PM

Silverfinger has been bating us for over a week........Farker is in with the Aussies......the Farking Fix is IN.......

Proof Positive
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/sh...d.php?t=155672

03-12-2013, 08:30 PM	#2
bigabyte somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 05-10-06 Location: Overland Fark, KS	Excellent call Titch! I like it when my wife does that whole "down under" thing. Guess I better go get some Fosters. __________________ Asshattatron Farkanaut, CGCFO Chief Galactic Crockpot Foil Officer *Certified MOINK Baller & IMBAS Certified MOINK Ball Judge #0003 - Are you MOINK Certified?* *Sole recipient of the Silverfinger and fingerlickin Awards!* Don't forget about the Throwdown Thingies! The Secret Squirrel Society doesn't exist - Zero Club Duh.

03-12-2013, 08:32 PM	#3
landarc somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 06-26-09 Location: sAn leAnDRo, CA	Oh, I know a hot little bird that makes a killer pavlova. I wonder if we are still not talking? I could offer to go down under I suppose. __________________ [COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]me: I don't drink anymore Yelonutz: me either, but, then again, I don't drink any less [/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] [COLOR=Pink]SSS[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE]

03-12-2013, 08:35 PM	#4
Bluesman Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-01-10 Location: Planet Krypton Name/Nickname : Jon	Oh yeah.... Wonder if I can get a whole kangaroo on my pit.... need to grab in a few cases of Fosters..... __________________ 2010 22.5 WSM Weber Q200 1983 WGA 2010 Brick Red Touch n' Go Performer Kitchen stove

03-12-2013, 08:39 PM	#5
chriscw81 is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 07-01-12 Location: Fredericksburg, VA	*Re: Discussion Thread: IN PROGRESS-> BBQ Brethren "Let's Do It Aussie Style" Throwdown! (Non-Quality, Possibly Delinquent Discussion BE WARNED)* I loves me some Australia but vegemite should only be used as a punishment.....or a penal colony And, yes, I've tried it Sent from my Nexus using Tapatalk 2 __________________ [B][I][COLOR=black]A Texan transplant[/COLOR][/I][/B] [B][SIZE=1][COLOR=black]UDS \| [COLOR=blue]Blue[/COLOR] Weber Performer Platinum \| Chargriller Akorn \| 22.5 Weber OTG \| WSJ Gold \| Mini WSM \| Maverick ET-73 \| [COLOR=blue]Blue [/COLOR][COLOR=black]Thermapen \| Maverick PT-100 \|[/COLOR] Gasser(charcoal chimney starter)[/COLOR][/SIZE][/B]

03-12-2013, 08:42 PM	#6
MS2SB is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-28-10 Location: Bothell, WA	So when I'm cooking I need to stir everything in the opposite direction? __________________ Traeger lil Tex, 2 Weber 22.5", UDS "Go Cougs!" They call me "Dave" [B]Original Noobian Warlord [/B]Loser of Known Space

03-12-2013, 08:43 PM	#7
Gore Phizzy Join Date: 10-05-08 Location: Hiding out from blood suck ghost snake gods, Nazis and scrap iron chefs trying to harvest body parts Name/Nickname : Gore (surprise!)	Great, jumbo shrimp on the barbie it is. Will add the bloomin' onion, Foster's and side of beetroot, and we'll be set. __________________ Assistant to a Mad BBQ Scientist (and a squirrel): Primo Oval XL, Small Offset, Gasser, Optigrill, UBS "I love everything about the pig, even the way she walks." -- Spanish proverb (\__/) (='.'=) This is the rabbit baby. Invests him in yours signature, (")_(") and the help rabbit baby takes over control of the world! Hmmmm, I wonder, WWGALD? Avatar courtesy of Grillman and NorthwestBBQ Promoted by Bigabyte to "Idiot #1" , and dubbed "Phizzy" by Sir Ron.

03-12-2013, 08:45 PM	#8
landarc somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 06-26-09 Location: sAn leAnDRo, CA	I need yabbies and marron over here __________________ [COLOR=DarkGreen][COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]me: I don't drink anymore Yelonutz: me either, but, then again, I don't drink any less [/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed] [COLOR=Pink]SSS[/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE]

03-12-2013, 09:06 PM	#10
caseydog somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 07-08-10 Location: Texas	So, throw some shrimp on the barbie, deep fry an onion until greasy, cook a tough steak badly, and drink a lot of Foster's. Got it. Looks like an easy throwdown, next week. CD

03-12-2013, 09:13 PM	#11
Bluesman Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-01-10 Location: Planet Krypton Name/Nickname : Jon	Is it okay to use an Outback menu for guidance... __________________ 2010 22.5 WSM Weber Q200 1983 WGA 2010 Brick Red Touch n' Go Performer Kitchen stove

03-12-2013, 09:27 PM	#14
Bluesman Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-01-10 Location: Planet Krypton Name/Nickname : Jon	That's right Silverfinger was just there...........bastige has an IN....farker... __________________ 2010 22.5 WSM Weber Q200 1983 WGA 2010 Brick Red Touch n' Go Performer Kitchen stove

03-12-2013, 10:01 PM	#15
Bluesman Babbling Farker Join Date: 01-01-10 Location: Planet Krypton Name/Nickname : Jon	Silverfinger has been bating us for over a week........Farker is in with the Aussies......the Farking Fix is IN....... Proof Positive http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/sh...d.php?t=155672 __________________ 2010 22.5 WSM Weber Q200 1983 WGA 2010 Brick Red Touch n' Go Performer Kitchen stove