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Unread 01-23-2013, 12:04 AM   #46
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Think Caddyshack. They made golf way funny. Move along those lines and those types of character interactions. this could be very good. Tons of ways to take it.
Ha! I agree. For example here's how I imagine that Crassmaster would relate his
encounter with Johnny "El Pistole" Trigg.


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You have to have someone like Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation in it. Loved the line Shi##ers full When he's standing in the street with his bathrobe on and a beer draining the crapper tank from his RV.
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Like you said BBQ is a lot of prep then sit. So you need some sort of intense action scene of teams getting their meats ready then getting them on the pits, crazy slo-mo style with Will Ferrell doing his classic slo-mo yawn screaming ARRGGGGHHHHH while he is fighting the pit to get his food on. People tripping over each other maybe a dude in the back ground on fire. Have a running clock then cut to the teams sitting and starring at each other showing that with all that commotion only 5 minutes have passed now they have to sit and look bored.
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There you go! Kinda how the movie DodgeBall showed a quick shot of all the teams but only focused on 2 main ones. That could work.
Throw in an obscure Lance Armstrong style reference where some dude uses "enhanced" meat to achieve superior results. His secret dope let him to 7 straight BBQ world champions...

make sure the event is broadcast on ESPN 8 "the Ocho"

I like the reference to dodge ball. This could be a sequel to Dodgeball in some format.
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Looks like he's gonna have enough to do a "Porky's II"
Shame that title's taken.
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..........and don't forget to include are Brothers and Sisters from Canada, aye?
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One of the contest will be to have each team cook "left handed ribs on a right handed grill". And the only tool they can use would be a sky-hook to open the pits, and a lumber stretcher for their wood.

Hey Moe, Larry, come here!! Yunk, yunk, yunk....

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Unread 01-23-2013, 09:07 AM   #53
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Couple of things....

You need a team from the hood (and I'm not specifying which hood. I loves all peoples) that rolls up with industrial barrels that they convert right there to UDS and Double Drums.

The Event's mascot disappears mid-film, only to appear on the winning team's presentation plates.

There has to be a misread over Fahrenheit\Celsius and Metric\Imperial units, resulting a jacked up product (it's a sacrilege, I know, but it's in the name of comedy).

You need a team that is all techno. State of the art ATCs (like the one I am finishing up), custom burning bricks and wood chunks, Dual core cpu PCs for readouts with dual gas chromatographs, calibrated by engineers at Cal Tech so that they're balls-on accurate........and they can't figure out how to get the fire started......

One more thing...I will volunteer to be an extra.
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