When the wrong people tell you how to cook

Babyboomerboy · 11-23-2012, 02:14 PM

I was cooking, (smoking) a fattie the other day when one of the guys down the street who walking his dog, came by to see what I was doing. I showed him the fattie and he ask if that was bacon I had wrapped around it. When I told him it was, he became so disgusted at the sight of that he started to explain to me that I was killing myself for using that much fat. He began telling me all the things that were going to happen to my insides if I ate that thing. Then, he suggested that I start cooking, (smoking) only fresh vegetables and I would be healthier and live longer. Well to make a long story short, I found this sign that I am putting up beside my smoker in case he happens back by. What do you all think of this????

AussieTitch · 11-23-2012, 02:24 PM

I like that.
Cheers.
Titch

bengel · 11-23-2012, 02:26 PM

Smoked our first Fatties yesterday for T-Day appetizers. Made a Relleno & Thanksgiving Fatties. Even the health nuts loved them! Everything in moderation. Love the sign.

5string · 11-23-2012, 02:29 PM

Love it

timzcardz · 11-23-2012, 02:34 PM

You obviously have absolutely no grasp of the problem!

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians?

Really?

You sir, haven't got a clue!

The number is millions or billions!

If you are going to downplay the magnitude of the problem, then very few will even take notice.

Lake Dogs · 11-23-2012, 02:42 PM

www.vegan-mutants.com

captndan · 11-23-2012, 03:01 PM

Tell him his grass needs mowing.

Boshizzle · 11-23-2012, 03:02 PM

Why are people so filled with hate? What has broccoli ever done to him?

tnjimbob · 11-23-2012, 03:09 PM

They say they don't eat anything with a face. Besides a whole hog, have you ever bought any meat that had a face? I didn't think so.

Vegetables are what my food eats.

Enkidu · 11-23-2012, 03:09 PM

I don't care so much when people are vegetarian/vegan. In fact, a few vegetarian friends of my wife occasionally come over when I BBQ and they enjoy all of the non-meat BBQ. What I cannot stand are the preachy vegans/vegetarians who tell me how unhealthy I am supposedly eating. Usually I just nod and smile.

NBBD · 11-23-2012, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Enkidu

What I cannot stand are the preachy vegans/vegetarians who tell me how unhealthy I am supposedly eating.

Especially on your own property... Babybookerboy, how well do you know this guy?!?

buccaneer · 11-23-2012, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Babyboomerboy

I was cooking, (smoking) a fattie the other day when one of the guys down the street who walking his dog, came by to see what I was doing. I showed him the fattie and he ask if that was bacon I had wrapped around it. When I told him it was, he became so disgusted at the sight of that he started to explain to me that I was killing myself for using that much fat. He began telling me all the things that were going to happen to my insides if I ate that thing. Then, he suggested that I start cooking, (smoking) only fresh vegetables and I would be healthier and live longer. Well to make a long story short, I found this sign that I am putting up beside my smoker in case he happens back by. What do you all think of this????

When I first read this I just couldn't understand why, as an American with the law to support you, that you didn't shoot the guy.
Then I realized he had his dog with him.
I commend you on your sensitivity, that would have deeply shocked the dog, even tho the following day the dog would have LOVED YOU when it finally chowed down on some meat for a change

gtr · 11-23-2012, 03:29 PM

I certainly don't like being preached to about what I eat, and I can't help but laugh at how a bacon wrapped fatty must terrify a vegetarian.

You should send your avatar to his house and scare him some more.

And, obviously, in all things, moderation - including moderation.

Daggs · 11-23-2012, 03:34 PM

Sounds like my mother who is never happy with the way I cook.
Did you offer him some? All my neighbors come out when I'm smoking just to tell me that their mouths are watering from the smell... Sorry for your A+hole neighbor!

Sway · 11-23-2012, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Enkidu

What I cannot stand are the preachy vegans/vegetarians who tell me how unhealthy I am supposedly eating.

I wanna die happy, not hungry.

11-23-2012, 02:26 PM	#3
bengel Got rid of the matchlight. Join Date: 11-17-12 Location: Denver, CO Downloads: 1 Uploads: 0	Life's Short - Eat More Fatties! Smoked our first Fatties yesterday for T-Day appetizers. Made a Relleno & Thanksgiving Fatties. Even the health nuts loved them! Everything in moderation. Love the sign.

11-23-2012, 02:29 PM	#4
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11-23-2012, 02:34 PM	#5
timzcardz is Blowin Smoke! Join Date: 07-22-05 Location: Long Island, NY Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You obviously have absolutely no grasp of the problem! Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians? Really? You sir, haven't got a clue! The number is millions or billions! If you are going to downplay the magnitude of the problem, then very few will even take notice. __________________ GRIM REAPER SMOKERS - "BBQ To Die For" ™ Weber Smokey Mountain x 2 Weber Genesis Silver x 2 Weber One Touch Gold Weber Smokey Joe Weber Performer Bottle of Absolut Bottle of Beer Everything Ripken "Cards and Que. One tastes of cardboard, the other sweet blue." ©

11-23-2012, 02:42 PM	#6
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11-23-2012, 03:02 PM	#8
Boshizzle somebody shut me the fark up. Join Date: 01-26-10 Location: Virginia Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Why are people so filled with hate? What has broccoli ever done to him? __________________ Jambo Pit - UDS - Lang 60 (Sold) 18.5" & 22.5" Weber Kettles - Smokey Joe and Mini-WSM - Bubba Keg - #2 La Caja China Chargriller Outlaw Impeccably Accurate BLACK & RED Thermapens KCBS CBJ Operation BBQ Relief Founding Member I am Obsessive Compulsive about BBQ. Google it.

11-23-2012, 02:24 PM	#2
AussieTitch is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 11-17-12 Location: South East Victoria Australia Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I like that. Cheers. Titch

11-23-2012, 03:01 PM	#7
captndan is One Chatty Farker Join Date: 06-29-11 Location: Greeneville TN Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Tell him his grass needs mowing.

11-23-2012, 03:09 PM	#9
tnjimbob Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 02-02-12 Location: Nashville, Tn Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	They say they don't eat anything with a face. Besides a whole hog, have you ever bought any meat that had a face? I didn't think so. Vegetables are what my food eats. __________________ Traeger Lil' Tex Elite, WSM, Green SS Performer, 22" OTG, hyperfast orange Thermapen. CBJ.

11-23-2012, 03:09 PM	#10
Enkidu Take a breath! Join Date: 06-12-12 Location: Los Angeles Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I don't care so much when people are vegetarian/vegan. In fact, a few vegetarian friends of my wife occasionally come over when I BBQ and they enjoy all of the non-meat BBQ. What I cannot stand are the preachy vegans/vegetarians who tell me how unhealthy I am supposedly eating. Usually I just nod and smile. __________________ 22" OTG; 22" Performer; mini-WSM; Brinkmann gasser; UDS (on the way); Maverick ET-732

11-23-2012, 03:29 PM	#13
gtr Quintessential Chatty Farker Join Date: 10-16-10 Location: Culver City, CA Downloads: 2 Uploads: 0	I certainly don't like being preached to about what I eat, and I can't help but laugh at how a bacon wrapped fatty must terrify a vegetarian. You should send your avatar to his house and scare him some more. And, obviously, in all things, moderation - including moderation. __________________ 50" Klose BYC, Backwoods Chubby, UDS, 26" & 22.5" Weber Kettles, Jumbo Joe, WGA, WSJ/MUDS, Jumbo Old Smokey, Pig Hibachi, a piece of expanded metal I throw over the fire pit sometimes, Stealthy Black & Vol Orange Thermapens Displaced East Tennesseean Proud recipient of a Tick Former outlaw MOINK baller, now IMBAS Certified, but still lookin' over my shoulder. Golden Goose Egg - Got 2 in the nest baby! SPFP Mayzie's keeping an eye out for you! WTFWGALD?

11-23-2012, 03:34 PM	#14
Daggs Full Fledged Farker Join Date: 09-09-12 Location: Crystal Lake IL Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Sounds like my mother who is never happy with the way I cook. Did you offer him some? All my neighbors come out when I'm smoking just to tell me that their mouths are watering from the smell... Sorry for your A+hole neighbor! __________________ UDS (not so U) UDD, 22.5 OTS, Coming soon: mini UDS & double barreled RFS