Midwest Bash Bites

Here ya go....

Don't you have any hookers under 40? - guest

I was handling the porta potty guy - greg

somebody's gotta pop the cherry sometime - shock

bdubada bdubada bdubada BOOM! - shock

I'm Shock and I approve of this message

Fire. Goooood. - Shock

Phil: What's that? Bill: Every farking peanut in my house

I got to feed the Poohbah!

I think I creamed my pants

Holy POOPIE! We're drinking farking jet fuel! - Shock (after spitting shine on the bonfire)

Dark meat is darker

Fark! That's hot!

I think it's lit

You can eat it or shove it up your ass - guest

I poked it really hard - Mark

The bimbo, dipshit.

He was farked on phonics.

He ruined my movement - greg

I almost got drunk from the bimbo's farking breath

What is plastic wood? A dildo, dude.

Something didn't agree with you...like the 11 of us.

I think we should put towels on our head, load up in the truck and go ask for a tour of the nuke plant.

I just have one question - have you POOPIE your pants yet?

That was farking wet, man!

He's a jenga-master

shutup shutup! sip sip

I think we should put towels on our head, load up in the truck and go ask for a tour of the nuke plant.

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LOL Just re-read these. That was a good time.