Ya know... when my friend bought a fishing boat with gear on board, and I told my wife I wanted to pull that money out of retirement, but not to worry because it would cost about HALF as much as my friends fishing boat, and I could make "vacation" money with it... bless her heart, she said OK.
Gotta love a woman that stands by her man! Now I've just gotta prove her right! Catering gigs loom!
Since you're having such a hard time naming it. Give it to me...and then I'll have to live with the burden and stress of having to pick a name for that beauty of a bbq.