So What's The Next TD Category?

Kathy's Smokin' · Nov 21, 2012

Fark the tacos -- let's get musical.

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat.....

Can you imagine how much fun the farkin' special rules would be? Woo hoo! Pffffft, too!

Moose · Nov 21, 2012

Kathy's Smokin' said:
Fark the tacos -- let's get musical.

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat.....

Can you imagine how much fun the farkin' special rules would be? Woo hoo! Pffffft, too!

I thought beans were the musical fruit?

Kathy's Smokin' · Nov 21, 2012

Half protein, half carb -- that's what makes them musical. Could make a special rule about f*rting fruit after eating them, though, either for or against.

bigabyte · Nov 21, 2012

About farting fruit...

If you fart and a fruit comes out, is it still a fart?

Kathy's Smokin' · Nov 21, 2012

I think that means you are the Dalai Lama and you are so pure you cannot form a fart.

Moose · Nov 21, 2012

If someone farts a fruit in a forest and no one is else is there, does it make a sound? Or two?

Kathy's Smokin' · Nov 21, 2012

Yes, bears count. They can hear farted fruits within a 12 mile radius and are well known to make a bee line for said farters. Bears are ingenious and tenacious in tracking fruit farters -- they imprison them in gilded cages and feed them delicious concoctions of glass (mung bean) noodles, mushrooms, smoked beans, hot peppers and peanuts. Some bears will become insatiable and poke fruit farters to impalement, killing them. This usually leaves the bear inconsolable and they will die alone and unhappy without intervention.

Al Czervik · Nov 21, 2012

Moose said:
If someone farts a fruit in a forest and no one is else is there, does it make a sound?

Good question... I'm curious if it smells too. :mmph:

Moose · Nov 21, 2012

Kathy's Smokin' said:
Yes, bears count. They can hear farted fruits within a 12 mile radius and are well known to make a bee line for said farters. Bears are ingenious and tenacious in tracking fruit farters -- they imprison them in gilded cages and feed them delicious concoctions of glass (mung bean) noodles, mushrooms, smoked beans, hot peppers and peanuts. Some bears will become insatiable and poke fruit farters to impalement, killing them. This usually leaves the bear inconsolable and they will die alone and unhappy without intervention.

Wow, Kathy...is that an OG Kush inspired post?

:mrgreen:

Oldyote · Nov 22, 2012

Is Moose ever going to pick this thing. I need to go to bed soon.

fingerlickin' · Nov 22, 2012

I was just thinking about seeing that guy from Arthur Bryant's saying it's not BBQ without the sauce.

Have we had an "it's all about the sauce TD" ? I imagine you could squeeze leftovers in that somehow Toast.

Al Czervik · Nov 22, 2012

Wow Jason... Do you ever sleep? :shock:

N8man · Nov 22, 2012

The "Sauce is Boss" throwdown.....hmmmmmmmm......
could prove to be another drunken disaster.......sound like fun?

fingerlickin' · Nov 22, 2012

Not last night Al, with turkey day and this next TD on my mind, I'm working on 3 1/2 hrs today. I CLEARLY didn't drink enough last night. :what:

@N8man, by George I think you've done it! "Sauce is boss" it is. Cook something featuring a sauce. Saucing of the chef is optional.

deguerre · Nov 22, 2012

Would that make me a saus chef?

caseydog · Nov 22, 2012

Moose said:
Maybe someone will come up with something original like "Turkey" or "Leftovers"

:doh:

My turkey borscht won last year's "leftovers" TD. :whoo:

CD

caseydog · Nov 22, 2012

fingerlickin' said:
I was just thinking about seeing that guy from Arthur Bryant's saying it's not BBQ without the sauce. Have we had an "it's all about the sauce TD" ? I imagine you could squeeze leftovers in that somehow Toast.

Somebody will pour commercial sauce on a ribeye and beat all the homemade sauces.

CD

Oldyote · Nov 22, 2012

You know what many sauces have in common?

Butter :clap2:

Moose · Nov 22, 2012

Oldyote said:
Is Moose ever going to pick this thing. I need to go to bed soon.

Yes, I have made my decision:

In this upcoming TD, you are called to "Make it Tso"! This means you must prepare a spicy stir fried dish on the grill using a wok or skillet of your choosing, with at least one type of meat and at least one kind of vegetable. The more hot peppers you use (either dried or raw), the more Foil & Squirrel points you will be awarded. Let the flames begin!

There...I feel much better now!

colonel00 · Nov 22, 2012

Ok, I am so confused now. We get Foil and Squirrel points for using peppers?!?! Does that not negate the need to have two separate point systems? Or, are you saying we have to foil the peppers to get the Foil points? If so, what exactly do we have to do to the peppers to get the Squirrel points? :noidea:

Also, I have not messed with clay and pottery since junior high. Can you explain more the technique for creating dishes using a wok or skillet over a fire? I am kinda thinking we should stick to cooking food here on this forum and leave the kiln cooking to another group of people.

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