Wife " Why don't you order that ribolator"

Rib-O-Lator · Dec 22, 2012

J'ville Grill said:
My thoughts also. I just can't see why I would want to put my ribs on a merry go round.:behindsofa:

why do we use cell phones when there is a phone in every house (and used to be) a phone booth on every corner? (because it's better) how many said " i don't need a microwave" when they first came out because they said "i'll just heat it up on the stove". now everyone has one. (because it's better)

it's like the cave man that says, "why do i need stick with sulfur at the end of it to light a fire when i can use two rocks for free". (how did they do that rock thing anyway?)

why do you use a car when you can take the bus? (Because it's better) and other reasons.

so, i said all that to say this. "how do you know you don't want to put your ribs on a merry go round if you have never put them on a merry go round to know you don't want too"? (say that fast 5 times) besides the rib-o-lator is more like a ferris wheel. they are allot funner than merry go rounds. now you want one don't you?

how many times have you said, "i don't want to do that or eat that" but when you did it was totally different than what you expected? (not sure about this one, i still can't get the taste of lutefisk out of my mouth) but you get my point.

what do you have against merry go rounds? im' not going to say, "why did you fall of one when you where younger" because it may still be a painful memory for you. which would explain why you wouldn't put your ribs on one. but you do want to put them on a ferris wheel don't you? way funner! (notice the subliminal message?)

and why do i and others win at BBQ comps using my ferries wheel? (it's a mystery to me as well.)

just to show you how fun a meat ferris wheel can be, i will send you one FREE! that's right! no credit card, food stamps, nothin. (except your address) and if you and your your dog don't like it, send it back dirty and all.(i prefer you clean it though) BUT! if you do like it, and you will...you better... i hope you do... i think you will... now i'm not to sure you will ...then you pay me! sounds stupid right? not to worry, i'v been called stupid so many times it's lost all meaning.

Maybe this would be a good time to mention i am out of stock until the end of JAN? i can't keep these gadgity gizmos on the shelf. (who's buyin these things anyway?) OH YA! smart people eating tasty rib-o-lator food!
now i'm going out to rib-o-late some rib eyes.

nucornhusker · Dec 22, 2012

Jedmaster, Amercian BBQ Systems and others have done quite well their rotisserie systems. This is the same concept only much more affordable and works on cookers that most already have in their backyard. I've never used one, but the idea makes perfect sense.

Hozman · Dec 22, 2012

Out of stock? :sad: I called you this morning to order

Rib-O-Lator · Dec 22, 2012

Hozman said:
Out of stock? :sad: I called you this morning to order

i saved one for you.

BobBrisket · Dec 22, 2012

Rib-O-Lator said:
why do we use cell phones when there is a phone in every house (and used to be) a phone booth on every corner? (because it's better) how many said " i don't need a microwave" when they first came out because they said "i'll just heat it up on the stove". now everyone has one. (because it's better)

it's like the cave man that says, "why do i need stick with sulfur at the end of it to light a fire when i can use two rocks for free". (how did they do that rock thing anyway?)

why do you use a car when you can take the bus? (Because it's better) and other reasons.

so, i said all that to say this. "how do you know you don't want to put your ribs on a merry go round if you have never put them on a merry go round to know you don't want too"? (say that fast 5 times) besides the rib-o-lator is more like a ferris wheel. they are allot funner than merry go rounds. now you want one don't you?

how many times have you said, "i don't want to do that or eat that" but when you did it was totally different than what you expected? (not sure about this one, i still can't get the taste of lutefisk out of my mouth) but you get my point.

what do you have against merry go rounds? im' not going to say, "why did you fall of one when you where younger" because it may still be a painful memory for you. which would explain why you wouldn't put your ribs on one. but you do want to put them on a ferris wheel don't you? way funner! (notice the subliminal message?)

and why do i and others win at BBQ comps using my ferries wheel? (it's a mystery to me as well.)

just to show you how fun a meat ferris wheel can be, i will send you one FREE! that's right! no credit card, food stamps, nothin. (except your address) and if you and your your dog don't like it, send it back dirty and all.(i prefer you clean it though) BUT! if you do like it, and you will...you better... i hope you do... i think you will... now i'm not to sure you will ...then you pay me! sounds stupid right? not to worry, i'v been called stupid so many times it's lost all meaning.

Maybe this would be a good time to mention i am out of stock until the end of JAN? i can't keep these gadgity gizmos on the shelf. (who's buyin these things anyway?) OH YA! smart people eating tasty rib-o-lator food!
now i'm going out to rib-o-late some rib eyes.

Bob,

Now that it's crossed that line, you may want to consider a VF. That way you can promote the ROL within your own sub forum at will 24/7. If you are interested, send Phil a PM. He can set it up for you.

"Brethren ventures is a Subscription Based set of forums within our For Sales Section. We do not allow business owners to pimp or promote their products in the public forums. This is to avoid our forum from becoming a big billboard, and be over run b y folks selling product. WE will allow business owners to promote their product in their own vendor forum. To have a forum created, a vendor or business owner must purchase the vendors subscription. We will then create your forum after receiving the forums description from you."

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=117899

Bob

Rib-O-Lator · Dec 23, 2012

BobBrisket said:
Bob,

Now that it's crossed that line, you may want to consider a VF. That way you can promote the ROL within your own sub forum at will 24/7. If you are interested, send Phil a PM. He can set it up for you.

"Brethren ventures is a Subscription Based set of forums within our For Sales Section. We do not allow business owners to pimp or promote their products in the public forums. This is to avoid our forum from becoming a big billboard, and be over run b y folks selling product. WE will allow business owners to promote their product in their own vendor forum. To have a forum created, a vendor or business owner must purchase the vendors subscription. We will then create your forum after receiving the forums description from you."

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=117899

Bob

sorry, i wasn't trying to promote. sometimes you don't see the line until you have crossed it. everyone disregard my last post.

MisterChrister · Dec 23, 2012

Umm, isn't the Oyler (regarded as one of the best pits in the world) a silly rotisserie? I'm not saying good Q can't be made without a Ferris wheel, but having one sure can't hurt. Enjoy your ROL, I'd love to have one. Naysayers, don't make me tell Donnie......

Militant83 · Dec 23, 2012

After my current pit build I was wanting to do a UDS for with a rib-o-lator.

mallorjc · Dec 23, 2012

ROL - if u win comps, how mush of that do u attribute to the merry go round? I'd bet not much, and if it works for u, bravo!:clap2:

To the naysayers, hey, toys is good! & it's Christmas!:tsk:

Rib-O-Lator · Dec 28, 2012

mallorjc said:
ROL - if u win comps, how mush of that do u attribute to the merry go round? I'd bet not much, and if it works for u, bravo!:clap2:

To the naysayers, hey, toys is good! & it's Christmas!:tsk:

in our last comp in Montana (grand champs) we got our chicken on the ferris wheel (rol) with only a half hr before turn in (we got behind) so we cranked up the 22.5 kettle to 500 degrees and the chicken was done sauced and in the box with 30 sec to spare. we where last to turn in. we took 2nd. and the skin was as bit through as you could want, so it helped allot.

swamprb uses it in every comp and always places with it, Michael and others use it as well.

i'm not sure why there are skeptics about using the ferris wheel concept when allot of big commercial smokers have them. they paid $5,000 and up for a reason.

your not one of the naysayers you mention in your tag line are you?

cholloway · Dec 28, 2012

I've wanted one for a long time. I just can't justify it since I cook mostly for myself.

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