Vote or meets the thy Doom!

Gore · Jan 6, 2012

I just received this message from General Tso. I think he wants everyone to vote in the Special Zero Throwdown

Sends regards the BBQ church member,

I by the inferior entry which throws in special edition zero am most disappointed getting down. They have not contained roast the cheese hot corn piece, the corn piece use the melting cheese. Gore has even submitted named General plate Tso' s pulled has not contained roasts the cheese hot corn piece pork sammie. How is this? I am impossible to decide whether Gore is crazy or fair stupid. As a result of yours neglect, I decided that does and destroys you in church member's war completely. If you to me immediately, the surrender possess you to roast the cheese hot corn piece you to be able only to avoid this destiny. I have discovered that Jonny Rotisseries' The plate has recalled my recently military action warm recollection. These are the great times. Therefore I decided that I will torture you, before I will kill you completely. Plays please happy and do remember makes the old age the preparation.

Sincerely,

generally Tso, omnipotence.

__________________________________________
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is the rabbit baby. Invests him in yours signature, and the help rabbit baby takes over control the world!

From the message, I'm thinking that he's really liking that pulled-pork sammie. :thumb: Please vote before the poll closes on Sunday 1/8. Here are the entries and remember, in the loving words of General Tso, "Therefore I decided that I will torture you, before I will kill you completely." :thumb:

[size=+2]N8man[/size]

[size=+2]Oldyote[/size]

[size=+2]Moose[/size]

[size=+2]JD McGee[/size]

[size=+2]colonel00[/size]

[size=+2]caseydog[/size]

[size=+2]Gore[/size]

[size=+2]campdude[/size]

[size=+2]silverfinger[/size]

[size=+2]deguerre[/size]

[size=+2]Knucklhed BBQ[/size]

[size=+2]Jonny Rotisserie[/size]

Gore · Jan 6, 2012

Just got this message:

BBQ church member,
This is your final warning. I want to roast the cheese hot corn piece or to face the consequence! If I any one very quick, has not obtained me to have waits for your specially fiery pit and the string. I lose my patience.

Sincerely,

generally Tso, omnipotence.

__________________________________________
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(") This is the rabbit baby. Invests him in yours signature, and the help rabbit baby takes over control the world!

I think he's wishing us a happy voting. Not sure what that fiery pit is about. I don't remember seeing one in any of the entries.

bigabyte · Jan 6, 2012

String?

Did somebody enter a string?

Big George's BBQ · Jan 6, 2012

Please tell him I VOTED

deguerre · Jan 6, 2012

bigabyte said:
String? Did somebody enter a string?

You KNOW Gore is always playing with strings.:tsk:

Gore · Jan 6, 2012

I think maybe that the General Tso's pulled pork sammie is so large that he needs a string to hold it together. Obviously, that's the one to vote for to avoid the zombie apocalypse. How do we get string to the underworld?

tish · Jan 6, 2012

O-kay! O-kay, already! Sheesh! We're getting a mite testy, aren't we General?? So, I'm voting... don't get your Fu Man Chu in a twist. :roll:

Al Czervik · Jan 6, 2012

Composition story Gore is. General will have ignition base, if ate sandwich Gore to be him to do. Because does not have the voting to roast the cheese hot corn piece is, general can be happiest is, if voted for the wedding banquet wedding cake is placed.

Gore · Jan 6, 2012

Al Czervik said:
Composition story Gore is. General will have ignition base, if ate sandwich Gore to be him to do. Because does not have the voting to roast the cheese hot corn piece is, general can be happiest is, if voted for the wedding banquet wedding cake is placed.

As I understand that, the sammie has the right composition. What an endorsement from the general! :thumb: Not sure what the complaint is about that wedding cake as I didn't think there was any cheese in that. :tsk:

bigabyte · Jan 6, 2012

Somebody better call NORAD and let them know about that ignition at the base in China!:shock:

Grillman · Jan 6, 2012

deguerre said:
You KNOW Gore is always playing with strings.:tsk:

That's only a Theory.:becky:

tish · Jan 6, 2012

Hey, I just looked at the zero TD sticky. Are we supposed to vote, or not? Vote. Don't vote. Need to make up your minds here. What was the final consensus??

Gore · Jan 6, 2012

tish said:
O-kay! O-kay, already! Sheesh! We're getting a mite testy, aren't we General?? So, I'm voting... don't get your Fu Man Chu in a twist. :roll:

tish said:
Hey, I just looked at the zero TD sticky. Are we supposed to vote, or not? Vote. Don't vote. Need to make up your minds here. What was the final consensus??

Well, you just fit in really well here, don't you. First you said you're voting, then we find out that you're not. This is the "Vote or meets the thy Doom!" thread. Of course you're supposed to vote. Gheesh!

deguerre · Jan 6, 2012

tish said:
Hey, I just looked at the zero TD sticky. Are we supposed to vote, or not? Vote. Don't vote. Need to make up your minds here. What was the final consensus??

Bacon.

tish · Jan 6, 2012

Gore said:
Well, you just fit in really well here, don't you. First you said you're voting, then we find out that you're not. This is the "Vote or meets the thy Doom!" thread. Of course you're supposed to vote. Gheesh!

I said I'd vote, so I went to look at all the money shots and prep descriptions. I decided who I would vote for (Mr. Smarty-pants!), and went to the TD site to get the right link. That's when I saw the sticky about voting in the Zero TD. I figured before I made a dumb mistake, I'd better see what it was all about. At the end, YOU posted that the people had spoken. No voting! So, that's why I came back here to ask. Yes, I'd say I fit in perfectly! I shall now go and see who would've been the runner up! Phhhhbt!

tish · Jan 6, 2012

Gore said:
Well, you just fit in really well here, don't you. First you said you're voting, then we find out that you're not. This is the "Vote or meets the thy Doom!" thread. Of course you're supposed to vote. Gheesh!

I just went to look at the voting, and guess what I found? You little hypocrit! lol YOU haven't voted! Classic!! :thumb:

deguerre · Jan 6, 2012

Gore always waits to the last minute.

Oldyote · Jan 6, 2012

I tried to pull a Gore on the last throwdown and missed voting entirely. I made sure to vote for the best one early this time. That has to win me some points with the General.

Gore · Jan 6, 2012

tish said:
I just went to look at the voting, and guess what I found? You little hypocrit! lol YOU haven't voted! Classic!! :thumb:

I wanted to make sure all the entries have been submitted before I vote. I'd hate for someone to win this thing with an inferior last-second entry. Anyway, I'm holding out for Paul. I can't let him possibly win after what he did to all of us. Just waiting for Mr. Bigabyte to add that little bubble for him and my vote is as good as cast. :thumb:

tish · Jan 6, 2012

Well, I voted for YOU, so you're a shoo-in for "4th" place! :thumb:

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