2000 Lbs of Funk

The answer is obvious to me and may a couple others but they weren't explicit.

Plan A
  1. Call a flat bed tow truck
  2. Winch the meat mamma onto the flatbed
  3. Go to where you want to put momma, tilt the flatbed and lower into place.

Plan B
Accellerate the moving van in reverse and slam on breaks
 
The answer is obvious to me and may a couple others but they weren't explicit.


Plan A
  1. Call a flat bed tow truck
  2. Winch the meat mamma onto the flatbed
  3. Go to where you want to put momma, tilt the flatbed and lower into place.
Plan B
Accellerate the moving van in reverse and slam on breaks

This would work though. :shock:
 
Well I've only been out of Texas for 11 months and unless things have changed drastically since then or your heading somewhere I've never heard of, there is typically a street corner with all the muscle you can afford.

Being bi lingual is encouraged but not necessary...
 
The wheel well appears to be located in the wrong position. :wink: That is one farking sweet cooker. Rotiserrie motor and racks?
 
I can see two things happening. 1) A new YouTube video that sweeps across the internet like wildfire, and 2) Funk winning $10,000 on America's Funniest Home Videos. :p
 
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