OK, apparently my odd ball sense of humor didn't translate to text very well. I thought my too-good-to-be-true deal followed with enthusiastic spousal support for ANOTHER grill would be a dead give-away. Maybe not.
I DID get a brand-new SJP in the box, but not for $10. It was closer to $100. I have been staking CL and eBay for months with no luck. I never find the "steals" that other people do. When the opportunity finally presented itself I bit the bullet and ordered it. It was waiting for me when I got home last night. Let's just say TheWife.com was unimpressed. :blah:
Oh, and $10 worth of beer barely gets the pit lit around here... :shock: