I've got a problem!

Papa Payne · Sep 8, 2009

Every since I bought the CG and started using it, I don't wont to stop. It doesn't help that it is stored in the carport where the car is parked. Going and coming, my senses are overloaded with the various smells emulating from the smoker.

I know I'm a newbie and all, but is there an intervention program or BBQ Anonymous type group that could help?? :-D:-D:-D

BBQ Bandit · Sep 8, 2009

Afraid not...

If you introduced yourself in Cattle call.. Divemaster would have already told you... there's no help... only the cravings will only continue... invest in pants with elastic waistbands

Midnight Smoke · Sep 8, 2009

This one addiction that you must feed to succeed.. Before long you learn to accept your problem and start passing out samples to your friends. Then they will start the cycle over again.

Grillman · Sep 8, 2009

There's no cure.

As someone here said before:..."Resistance if Futile"
I think it was the Aliens known as... "The Borg-E-Que"

bbqbull · Sep 8, 2009

You are so in trouble as you have severly afflicted with a new hobby.
Good thing is your not alone.

Please introduce yourself in the Cattle Call section.

bbqfans · Sep 8, 2009

Pappa Payne...........................;}-

You have contracted O.S.D. Obsessive Smoking Disorder
This is very contagious and never ends. It consumes weekends and spare time(not to mention the money it tends to suck out of your pockets).
It generates more friends than you can shake a rib at!!!!!

You'll be walking the neighborhood getting people to try your stuff. Then again, you'll have people over every time you light up and they won't go away until you feed them!!!
Good luck and welcome to the intervention session!!!:icon_smil

Mark Stanton · Sep 8, 2009

You better stock up on fuel :lol:

Smokin Mike · Sep 8, 2009

not to mention the money it tends to suck out of your pockets

no kidding!:icon_clown

bigabyte · Sep 8, 2009

We are a BBQ support group right here, and we are here to help.

Papa Payne · Sep 8, 2009

Pork Smoker said:
This one addiction that you must feed to succeed.. Before long you learn to accept your problem and start passing out samples to your friends. Then they will start the cycle over again.

I like the feed method...:-D

Grillman said:
There's no cure.

As someone here said before:..."Resistance if Futile"
I think it was the Aliens known as... "The Borg-E-Que"

Just go with the flow?

bbqbull said:
You are so in trouble as you have severely afflicted with a new hobby.
Good thing is your not alone.

Please introduce yourself in the Cattle Call section.

http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=67476

Yep, seems like a bunch of good guys and gals on here. I've already increased my smoking knowledge 100 fold just reading this forum...

bbqfans said:
You have contracted O.S.D. Obsessive Smoking Disorder
This is very contagious and never ends. It consumes weekends and spare time(not to mention the money it tends to suck out of your pockets).
It generates more friends than you can shake a rib at!!!!!
You'll be walking the neighborhood getting people to try your stuff. Then again, you'll have people over every time you light up and they won't go away until you feed them!!!
Good luck and welcome to the intervention session!!!:icon_smil

The guys at work are starting to ask me when my next smoking experiment will take place to see if they will be on shift or not when I bring it in... :-D

Rich Parker · Sep 8, 2009

BBQ Bandit said:
Afraid not...

If you introduced yourself in Cattle call.. Divemaster would have already told you... there's no help... only the cravings will only continue... invest in pants with elastic waistbands

RFLMAO!! That is the best advice I have read in a long time.

ljh34465 · Sep 8, 2009

I used to do pasta, Mexican, other Italian - do you think having Q six nights a week is overdoing it?:-D Welcome to the group.

Papa Payne · Sep 8, 2009

Rich Parker said:
RFLMAO!! That is the best advice I have read in a long time.

LOL, some mighty good advise! I don't know how I missed that when I did the multiquote thingy... :-D

Papa Payne · Sep 8, 2009

ljh34465 said:
I used to do pasta, Mexican, other Italian - do you think having Q six nights a week is overdoing it?:-D Welcome to the group.

, wow this addiction can get really bad... :-D:-D

ljh34465 · Sep 8, 2009

many years ago I smoked weed, now I smoke pork:mrgreen:

Papa Payne · Sep 8, 2009

ljh34465 said:
many years ago I smoked weed, now I smoke pork:mrgreen:

LOL, me too man :-D

landarc · Sep 8, 2009

I fail to see where there is a problem and why you would feel you need intervention.

Papa Payne · Sep 8, 2009

landarc said:
I fail to see where there is a problem and why you would feel you need intervention.

Ahhh, ignorance is bliss I'm told... :-D:-D

vern1915 · Sep 8, 2009

ljh34465 said:
do you think having Q six nights a week is overdoing it?:-D Welcome to the group.

During this past 5 day weekend I smoked 4 days. Burgers,chicken,ribs, chicken. I took leftovers for lunch on Tues. No, you're not over-doing it.

wickedbbq'r · Sep 8, 2009

BBQ Anonymous is for quitters!

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