[Q Junkie]

Well the raccoon did not get the nipple but he latched onto my calf. The whole story is that he was a domestic pet of my brothers girlfriend at the time. We were all sitting at a table in their back yard (and I had no idea she even had a raccoon) when the varmint latched on to my leg. "Screaming like a chick" doesn't even describe what I did. I'm not sure what everyone thought was so funny. There was a post earlier today about someone weed wacking their ankle and I would have rather had that.