Reviews are hilarious. I remember when I got one that said my potato salad was....and I quote "an abomination"
Another prayed to the lord we'd come to her for her recipes.......no, i'm not kidding
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Colin Jost has a great stand up bit on "One Star Reviews" (google it. it's worth it)
This is a snippet I paraphrased........
"There were all these angry 1 star reviews. And then I started looking through reviews on yelp of things and now I honestly feel.....that if you hate a place.....the worst review you can give it......is 2 stars.......If you give something 1 star.......
that's about you."