What my wife said....

TroyA65 · Oct 11, 2013

So you have to understand, my wife doesn't do a lot of cooking and I don't think she has ever grilled anything let alone BBQ. That being said, last night as she was putting some left over chicken in the frig that I had done on the rotisserie I hear the following:

Why do you have such big meat?:wacko::twitch:

She hears me start to chuckle :biggrin1: and adds "in the frig."

Needless to say I thought it was hilarious and had to share. I had a pair of 8+ lbs Butts in there that are now on the cooker.

Does anyone else have interesting commentary they would care to share?

ButtBurner · Oct 11, 2013

woodpile material

aawa · Oct 11, 2013

I have had a few gay female friends say that they loved my meat in their mouth, when talking about my bbq.

Lake Dogs · Oct 11, 2013

As long as your meat is in their mouths, does anything else really matter?....

Big Country BBQ · Oct 11, 2013

had a girl telling me "I want some of you butt....." a while back :heh:

peeps · Oct 11, 2013

If they don't love having your meat in their mouths, you are doing it wrong...

Bludawg · Oct 11, 2013

I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.

peeps · Oct 11, 2013

Bludawg said:
I over herd this while serving at a church dinner it remains a favorite. "Oh that meat looks like it has a ring of lip stick on it" It was an older nun who was in attendance that said it. Dr Pepper shot out my nose on that one.

:spit:

MarleyMan · Oct 11, 2013

Nice one BluDawg :thumb:

gtr · Oct 11, 2013

"the frig"?

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? :noidea:

BBQ-Jim · Oct 11, 2013

op2:

on the hook · Oct 11, 2013

Went to a buddy's house in the early am to pick him up for fishing...I went into the kitchen to show his wife a pic of a large striper I had caught previously...She looks at it and says.."My, that is a beauty...AND HUGE!"....I hear him holler in from the living room, "Hey, what are you showing her?"....:grin:

Bluesman · Oct 11, 2013

TroyA65 said:
my wife says

Why do you have such big meat?:wacko::twitch:

Virgin newlyweds.................EH

John Bowen · Oct 11, 2013

WOW this thread went straight into the gutter ...

I had to read it 6 or 7 times so far to see all the racey comments :twisted:

sliding_billy · Oct 11, 2013

My wife just says "Get that meat out of my [freezer] box." :shock:

coastal · Oct 11, 2013

Thats so funny. Your wife says the same thing to me all the time. Small world.

(You walked into that one)

bmikiten · Oct 11, 2013

We were thinking up a slogan for our team t-shirts. One of the wives suggested this: Our meat is heaven in your mouth. We decided it was too racy for the kids.

Diesel Dave · Oct 11, 2013

This is all way too funny.
I'm going to the penalty box for my thoughts here.

dwfisk · Oct 11, 2013

How could this still be in QT? Oh the humanity of it

Garrett · Oct 11, 2013

I like pulling my meat.

What my wife said....

is one Smokin' Farker

Babbling Farker

Babbling Farker

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Full Fledged Farker

somebody shut me the fark up.

somebody shut me the fark up.

somebody shut me the fark up.

is one Smokin' Farker

somebody shut me the fark up.

Knows what a fatty is.

Knows what a fatty is.

Babbling Farker

is One Chatty Farker

somebody shut me the fark up.

Full Fledged Farker

Knows what a fatty is.

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Quintessential Chatty Farker

Babbling Farker

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