Teleking
is Blowin Smoke!
I voted for watertowerbbq as his appears to be the only Fattie submitted. All the other ones look like armadillo eggs. I refer everyone to the official brethern definition of fatty: http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=8634
Where does that say “official definition of fatty” in the OP???? Seems you are task oriented and unable to be creative and think outside the box.