MS2SB
is Blowin Smoke!
I'm beginning to consider the nuclear option. I've got my top scientists at work now developing a weapon of untold strength.
SPECIAL - BBQ Brethren "Noobians vs. Veterans" Throwdown!!!
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PYGBOYZ
Guest
Warlord
I stand with the Noobian Warlord. I am also looking around yard and in the sheds to devise my own weapon of seismic proportions, so the SS Farkanaut will not even have a sliver to float on when we are done. ha ha ha :evil:
I stand with the Noobian Warlord. I am also looking around yard and in the sheds to devise my own weapon of seismic proportions, so the SS Farkanaut will not even have a sliver to float on when we are done. ha ha ha :evil:
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PYGBOYZ
Guest
Now that's a plate
That is a great plate, there is not defense for that one.
That one got through the deflector shields... :clap: Very nice. :becky:
That is a great plate, there is not defense for that one.
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Arg1129
Guest
Official Noobian Entry Two...
I haven't seen one Noob throw in the towel yet! We are just getting warmed up...
As the early-bird dinner special on the SS Farkanaut comes to an end and the decaf coffee is lulling the Farkers asleep, a rogue Noobian battle cruiser is preparing for a sneak artillery strike in direct retaliation for recent attacks on the Noobian hordes.
A lone Noob prepares a dastardly counter attack...
To begin with he injects two 9# projectiles with Jack Daniels and lets them sit until thuroughly soaked. (24 hours)... The Butts, as they will now be referred to, were then rubbed while the launch toob is brought to 230 degrees with Oak lump, hickory and apple chunks...
The butts are then fired in the tube until they cleared the 160 degree mark and were ready for a bit more Jack Daniels.
After wrapping them in a protective silver coating a shot of Jack Daniels was placed into the butt and it was put back into the firing tube at 250 degrees until the butt was 200 degrees.
Once out of the tube the butts were then pulled (they are only in the crock pot to keep them warm until the guests arrived).
Using a homemade vinagre based slaw and ghost chili powder infused barbecue sauce, a handheld "sandwich" delivery device was created in attempts to destroy the Farkanauts...
The quick attack is over as fast as it began, with the rogue vessel slipping into the night without the SS Farkanaut ever knowing where the fire came from... Many of them sleeping through the incident itself, waking only to yell "Damn kids! Turn down that god awful racket you call music! (mumbling to self, 'in my day') And get off my lawn!"
:razz:
Due to it being my daughter's first birthday party I didn't get as many photos as I would have liked for the post. But I do have over 250 photos of her if you would like those as a consolation... She was a fan of the homemade cornbread but I know the rules, no photo no proof...
I haven't seen one Noob throw in the towel yet! We are just getting warmed up...
As the early-bird dinner special on the SS Farkanaut comes to an end and the decaf coffee is lulling the Farkers asleep, a rogue Noobian battle cruiser is preparing for a sneak artillery strike in direct retaliation for recent attacks on the Noobian hordes.
A lone Noob prepares a dastardly counter attack...
To begin with he injects two 9# projectiles with Jack Daniels and lets them sit until thuroughly soaked. (24 hours)... The Butts, as they will now be referred to, were then rubbed while the launch toob is brought to 230 degrees with Oak lump, hickory and apple chunks...
The butts are then fired in the tube until they cleared the 160 degree mark and were ready for a bit more Jack Daniels.
After wrapping them in a protective silver coating a shot of Jack Daniels was placed into the butt and it was put back into the firing tube at 250 degrees until the butt was 200 degrees.
Once out of the tube the butts were then pulled (they are only in the crock pot to keep them warm until the guests arrived).
Using a homemade vinagre based slaw and ghost chili powder infused barbecue sauce, a handheld "sandwich" delivery device was created in attempts to destroy the Farkanauts...
The quick attack is over as fast as it began, with the rogue vessel slipping into the night without the SS Farkanaut ever knowing where the fire came from... Many of them sleeping through the incident itself, waking only to yell "Damn kids! Turn down that god awful racket you call music! (mumbling to self, 'in my day') And get off my lawn!"
:razz:
Due to it being my daughter's first birthday party I didn't get as many photos as I would have liked for the post. But I do have over 250 photos of her if you would like those as a consolation... She was a fan of the homemade cornbread but I know the rules, no photo no proof...
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PYGBOYZ
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PYGBOYZ
Guest
Arg, That is great entry keep the tubes loaded as we are going to farkin' sink the SS Farkanaut.
N8man
Babbling Farker
"Damn kids! Turn down that god awful racket you call music! (mumbling to self, 'in my day') And get off my lawn! And Leave ME That Magnificent Sandwich!!!"
Fixed that for ya.....:grin:
Awww Sheittt...
GRENADES!!!!!!!
GRENADES!!!!!!!
The war is escallating fast! Great Entries!
TheBear
Full Fledged Farker
WOW. some great entries. I fear that the end of this battle will result in total devastation, leaving no survivors. For BBQ's sake, I hope not!
BobBrisket
Moderator
Noobians, BOW DOWN!!!! :twisted:
More info here!
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2175606&posted=1#post2175606
Bob
More info here!
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2175606&posted=1#post2175606
Bob
Bam!
bigabyte
somebody shut me the fark up.
You frogged 'em!
Will work for bbq
Babbling Farker
Now I know why the frog is so damn happy. :becky:
MS2SB
is Blowin Smoke!
Counter Attack!!!
Kettle Fried Steak
More details here:
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=141495
Kettle Fried Steak
More details here:
http://www.bbq-brethren.com/forum/showthread.php?t=141495
Cack
is Blowin Smoke!
I guess I'm a free agent since I haven't been picked up by anyone yet (or either I haven't reported for duty and am about to have a TON of pushups to do)
Next weekend I'll be adding my ammo to the battle ... and do I have fire power lined up or what ...
Next weekend I'll be adding my ammo to the battle ... and do I have fire power lined up or what ...
bigabyte
somebody shut me the fark up.
Cack, you're on my team.:thumb:
Cack
is Blowin Smoke!
I feel like the fat kid on the playground. I just got picked last :tsk:
Kathy's Smokin'
Babbling Farker
MS2SB -- love that fresh and tasty looking peach cobbler, jerk chicken is stunning, very nice bark on your ribs and I love the Blood Red Dawn sandwich, we used to make those daikon/carrot pickles, bet they gave the sammie a final high kick
Zydecopaws -- love the idea of smoked meatballs in spaghetti, I love smoke and tomato together, looks so delicious
Old Yote -- farkin' 'A' potato curls done on a grill, wow -- love your homemade sauce, plate looks fabulous
CD -- holy drooler, I must have this plate, I used to order something like this in the 90's and had no idea it was Texas food, just love it and that gorgeous gravy, yum! I am going to make this for us soon, cannot wait to try! Thanks!
Cuebacca -- I know what you mean about people wanting to eat and not understanding about photos though that is a considerable compliment, beautiful ribs
Toast -- bacon wrapped figs, I love that!! -- fabulous looking ribs and bark, fabulous potato cups, just a fabulous entry from side to side and top to bottom
Arg1129 -- what a sandwich! Ooey gooey deliciousness hit me real hard, good sneak attack!
Bob Brisket -- love that cook thread and love that breakfast, now I'm starving and have to go make lunch -- can I at least take the hash browns with me?
MS2Sb -- I love the idea of kettle/grill frying things, the "Chew" featured something breaded and grilled crispy in July but don't quite remember what it was, could have been chicken, if I find out what I'll pass on a link -- I like the idea of what you're figuring out with this, don't have a answer but I'd like to try figuring it out, too -- beautiful gravy -- you're becoming a problem in this war, sir
Zydecopaws -- love the idea of smoked meatballs in spaghetti, I love smoke and tomato together, looks so delicious
Old Yote -- farkin' 'A' potato curls done on a grill, wow -- love your homemade sauce, plate looks fabulous
CD -- holy drooler, I must have this plate, I used to order something like this in the 90's and had no idea it was Texas food, just love it and that gorgeous gravy, yum! I am going to make this for us soon, cannot wait to try! Thanks!
Cuebacca -- I know what you mean about people wanting to eat and not understanding about photos though that is a considerable compliment, beautiful ribs
Toast -- bacon wrapped figs, I love that!! -- fabulous looking ribs and bark, fabulous potato cups, just a fabulous entry from side to side and top to bottom
Arg1129 -- what a sandwich! Ooey gooey deliciousness hit me real hard, good sneak attack!
Bob Brisket -- love that cook thread and love that breakfast, now I'm starving and have to go make lunch -- can I at least take the hash browns with me?
MS2Sb -- I love the idea of kettle/grill frying things, the "Chew" featured something breaded and grilled crispy in July but don't quite remember what it was, could have been chicken, if I find out what I'll pass on a link -- I like the idea of what you're figuring out with this, don't have a answer but I'd like to try figuring it out, too -- beautiful gravy -- you're becoming a problem in this war, sir
Kathy's Smokin'
Babbling Farker
I just used the search feature on The Chew website and got nowhere. I think it was one of those things they were doing and showing that wasn't necessarily a full featured recipe. Too bad. I'll keep my eyes open because I'm interested in this, will report anything I learn.
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