Competition BBQ Drinking Stories

Green Lane PA 2010-
We decided to let, unknown to us at the time, Tim McMaster, pit bitch for us. Scary to look at, at first with those Elvis sideburns and goatee...was hoping he wouldn't kill us in our sleep.
Anyway, we have dinner of bratwursts, sauerkraut, pita, garlic hummus, jack Daniels and beer. At some point someone mentioned that there was a strip club not far up the road. After, a fair amount of arm twisting we decided to go. The Flyers were in the playoffs and and other patrons of the bar were buying us shots of jaegarmeister and tequila. So I look over at tim, as he is watching the hockey game, and ever so nonchalant he looks into his empty beer glass and vomits right in there, not spilling a drop. He does not get up, or run to restroom, just sits there. I nudge my brother, who is on the other side of me and he looks at me like "what?" I head nod towards tim and again he says what?! I told him " just wait for it" and sure enough he fills that beer glass with vomit.
He finally gets up goes to the bathroom, empties the glass and hands it to bartender...wow really?
We asked him if we should get taxi back to comp ...he says no he is fine and is the most sober one in bar as he just got rid of all the alcohol in his system

Muzzlebrake's muffin top adventure , thats all I can say

trohrs123 said:

Green Lane PA 2010-
We decided to let, unknown to us at the time, Tim McMaster, pit bitch for us. Scary to look at, at first with those Elvis sideburns and goatee...was hoping he wouldn't kill us in our sleep.
Anyway, we have dinner of bratwursts, sauerkraut, pita, garlic hummus, jack Daniels and beer. At some point someone mentioned that there was a strip club not far up the road. After, a fair amount of arm twisting we decided to go. The Flyers were in the playoffs and and other patrons of the bar were buying us shots of jaegarmeister and tequila. So I look over at tim, as he is watching the hockey game, and ever so nonchalant he looks into his empty beer glass and vomits right in there, not spilling a drop. He does not get up, or run to restroom, just sits there. I nudge my brother, who is on the other side of me and he looks at me like "what?" I head nod towards tim and again he says what?! I told him " just wait for it" and sure enough he fills that beer glass with vomit.
He finally gets up goes to the bathroom, empties the glass and hands it to bartender...wow really?
We asked him if we should get taxi back to comp ...he says no he is fine and is the most sober one in bar as he just got rid of all the alcohol in his system

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he hasnt changed a bit. did you know he is/was a pro wrestler??

In early 2010, there was a food blogger in AZ that was calling out AZ's competition BBQ teams for cooking subpar food at a previous competition. He insisted that he could cook much better than a vast majority of teams. Obviously, the local teams took offense to this and invited him out to the next competition to compete, a 55-team KCBS event in Scottsdale. He took up the offer (free entry fee) and signed up.

He and a buddy rolled in with a powder blue ECB bullet to cook on. They were about the most bare-bones team we had ever seen....cooker, cooler, two chairs. It turns out that they were brining/marinading (don't now what the hell they were really doing to be honest) all 4 meats at the same time in the same liquid.

As the night wore on and the drinks started flowing, teams would trickle by to say hi, offer advice and give the foodie a hard time for talking so much smack. Eventually, teams began to "offer advice" on chicken. The biggest question that was asked was: "Have you guys got your chicken on yet? Might want to get that started." Of course, they had been drinking as well and it was shortly after midnight.

You guessed it, they started their chicken right around 1-2am, thinking they were getting some solid advice from the otherwise helpful teams. DAL in chicken and a 52 out of 55 overall. In all fairness, the foodie dude did later compose a blog post showing a newfound respect for competition BBQ.

Later we found out that they failed to properly remove all of the coals from the ECB and it started a fire in his trunk on the drive home.

Damn!!! You all are quick to kick Tim under the table errr I mean bus under the table is another story.

Crash, you forgot to mention that, after the competition, he then out his smoker into the truck of his car and it caught on fire while he was driving home!!

And I don't drink so I have no stories

Smokin' Gnome BBQ said:

he hasnt changed a bit. did you know he is/was a pro wrestler??

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Is this true? If so, many questions are answered but many more come to mind. What promotion? Was/is he a Babyface or a Heel? And yes I have outed myself as a wrestling fan. OK not so much now, but I enjoyed it a lot over the years, particularly when I was a kid down in Texas and Fritz Von Erich was king.

I'm sure everyone's heard the story of Myron falling into the creek at the Jack.

A couple of years ago at Que & Cruz there was a first time team that got "caught up in the moment" They were partying and hitting the bottle pretty hard Friday night. Both the event director and I were camping out not far from their site. The music had been going all night and about 3 it suddenly got louder to the point it woke me up. Enough was enough, I got up to go over and say something. When I got to their site there was the girl on the team stark naked and dancing on top of by the picnic table :clap: with all the guys standing around hooting and hollering. At that point the event director got there and shut them down. I'm not even sure they were awake for turn ins.

Slamdunkpro said:

I'm sure everyone's heard the story of Myron falling into the creek at the Jack.

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I'm not sure who tells it better. Myron or Willy.

Let's see, 2004 American Royal?; something about Ford from Great Lakes BBQ & Feed, Bahama Mamas, and a golf cart...
Oh yeah, and the guy hanging off the back who fell off twice...

I'll bet this guy had a story to tell...:becky:

Imho what happens at the competition stays at the competition. :grin:

Sledneck said:

Imho what happens at the competition stays at the competition. :grin:

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Assuming you don't get rear ended!:grin:

I wish to invoke my 5th ammendment right.

in order to protect the guilty I will not use any names but the following should bring a smile to a couple of folks faces;

tighty whiteys at the Royal
crop dusting
The Amazing Spiderman
old strippers
muffintops
National Cevapcici Challenge
Cheep Cheese and Lard
"mister you got any paper?"
train whistles
hobo sex on the bench

Muzzlebrake said:

in order to protect the guilty I will not use any names but the following should bring a smile to a couple of folks faces;

tighty whiteys at the Royal
crop dusting
The Amazing Spiderman
old strippers
muffintops
National Cevapcici Challenge
Cheep Cheese and Lard
"mister you got any paper?"
train whistles
hobo sex on the bench

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No Mai Tai?