The Zero's Club

Kathy's Smokin' · Mar 12, 2013

Yes, Brad, right after I finish my email to the Nigerian Prince that wants to be my housekeeper.

Kathy's Smokin' · Mar 12, 2013

Does it really cost $150,000 CDN to fly from Nigeria to Toronto?

deguerre · Mar 18, 2013

Kathy's Smokin' · Mar 18, 2013

Hey, Guerry, your pussy just got moosed! :shocked:

And I even looked to see where/what this thread was before I posted! I'm in the basement, I'm in the basement! :whoo:

colonel00 · Mar 18, 2013

Still have a few spots left for the first run of the zero certificates. It is much easier to do in batches so I just need a few more people and we are ready to go.

caliking · Mar 18, 2013

Help me out here... why would it be so terrible to garner a zero in a TD?

I just zeroed in the pizza TD, and its nothing that a big fat check and a few pegs of scotch wouldn't fix :noidea:

caseydog · Mar 18, 2013

colonel00 said:
Still have a few spots left for the first run of the zero certificates. It is much easier to do in batches so I just need a few more people and we are ready to go.

Are you doing the TD Whiplash Certificates, too?

CD

colonel00 · Mar 18, 2013

Congrats caliking :clap2: Send your info now and I will get a big fat check in the mail ASAP

colonel00 · Mar 18, 2013

caseydog said:
Are you doing the TD Whiplash Certificates, too?

CD

Nah, not a member of that elite club. Perhaps you should start your own awards program. Just don't weasel in on my action here.

Bluesman · Mar 18, 2013

CD should be the President of the Whiplash Club. That's a tough one to pull off.:thumb: And would be an honor to achieve.

gtr · Mar 18, 2013

Count me in! I zeroed on the "Rookie, FNG..." TD in 2010 and the spare ribs master cut series.

deguerre · Mar 19, 2013

All My Zeros ( 2:00 PM Eastern, 1:00 PM Central on TDC)

deguerre 2011 Mini

deguerre 2011 Man Sized Meat

deguerre 2011 Fast Food

^^^^^ Farking rib eye chili got a farking zero...

deguerre 2010 Sandwiches

I entered chicken salad in a BBQ contest - my FIRST zero.

deguerre 2010 Beef Ribs

^^^^^ Farking rib eye cowboy steak got a zero...

deguerre 2010 Fried

One burnt farked up gooey mess...the original that a TD was later named after

deguerre 2010 Satay

colonel00 · Mar 19, 2013

^^^Yep, looks about right :becky:

colonel00 · Mar 19, 2013

Totally forgot about my eggplant

Will work for bbq · Mar 19, 2013

caseydog said:
And, the pinnacle of the pinnacle is the Throwdown Whiplash club. To be a member of that club, you must follow a Throwdown win with a Zero, one week later.

It takes serious talent, quickly followed by serious lack of talent to achieve Throwdown Whiplash. :bow:

CD

So does it have to be a week to qualify? Farkin' special rules. :tsk:

I won the Fajita TD on 7-23-2011 at 7:13 AM then scored a goose egg on the Battle Meatloaf TD 31 minutes later at 7:44 AM. :bow:

deguerre · Mar 19, 2013

Paul is my HERO.:hail:

Gnaws on Pigs · Mar 19, 2013

My zeros, all scored in one throwdown (Noobians vs. Oldcrabbyfarkers

Carolina-style pulled pork:

Thai chicken satays:

Fridge Trash Sammich:

Cuban sammich:

gtr · Mar 19, 2013

Finally found my zero dishes.

First, a delicious dish that resembles a medical catastrophe of some sort for the "Rookie, Amateur, FNG" TD of 2011.

And some skinny arse spare ribs that I sauced, which I never do - but what better time to fark around than for the Spareribs Master Cut TD? :doh:

Bluesman · Mar 19, 2013

Just got my first Zero in the Holiday Throwdown for Voodoo Soup.....Way to disrespect the Voodoo Queen....:shocked: But I'll take it.......:clap:

Al Czervik · Mar 19, 2013

Here are mine... Both in the legendary 2011 Summer of Spam TD.

SPAMOINKS (served on fine china)

Spam and egg popeyes served on a cold tortilla with Vienna Sausage

Some zeros define explanation but I know these two deserve what they got! :clap:

The Zero's Club

Babbling Farker

Babbling Farker

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Quintessential Chatty Farker

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Babbling Farker

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Quintessential Chatty Farker

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Babbling Farker

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Babbling Farker

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